So I Guess These Two Didn't Break Up After All
RiRi's health insurance rate dropped by 75% last week when it was reported that she and The Difficult Brown broke up, but like most awful things in life (examples: herpes, the new 90210, Donald Trump's ability to speak), their love is not going away even though all of us want it to. RiRi spent some of her 25th birthday yesterday holding the hand that beat her face in a few years ago. While wearing my laundry bag as a skirt, RiRi trolled the beaches of Oahu with Chris Brown and shared a joint with him. That poor joint. Just like Chris' silky shorts, it probably wants to escape and get far away from this entire mess.
I'm not sure what's going on in this picture. Is he trying to jack off on the sand, but can't get it up, so RiRi's consoling him? Is he trying to push out a stubborn doody bubble and RiRi's giving him moral support by throwing her arm around him? Did he finally come to the realization that he's Chris Brown and is choking on the river of diarrhea that's rising up his throat?
And RiRi and Chris Brown better set their DVRs, because next week's Law & Order: SVU is dedicated to them!
The actor playing the Chris Brown-ish character needs to turn down the raw emotion, because Chris Brown was not THAT believable when he gave a fake non-apology.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:38pm.
OMG, EH, is it the HO SWEATER guy? *HOPE HOPE*
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Lol, I think Dlist should be renamed Nosferatu cause shit never dies!
No, it's this red haired, herpes infested but really hot dude I fuck with sometimes....
On a related note, I ran into Corporal Choker and his new GF at Smart and Final a couple months ago....the girl couldn't have been more than 16 and he's approaching 30 so who knows what the fuck is going on there....
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Corporal Choker likes to dominate and control his women. A 16 year old chick is stupid and easy to control. DUH!
Also, ILLEGAL.
@ Foxxy - Geeze, no wonder she has issues with removing herself from abusive relationships.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:52pm.
Anybody else remember reading that Rihanna was allegedly a teenage prostitute in Barbados?
yes, many times. and that she was sexually abused "at home" before being turned out into the streets. i believe i read she was in the streets by age 12-13. allegedly discovered at a music industry convention held in Barbados.
the more you know...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Anybody else remember reading that Rihanna was allegedly a teenage prostitute in Barbados?
I could care less about these two, but I need to figure out a way to work cum freak in a sentence.
Isn't she ALWAYS on vacation? They both look like trash.
PSL - I agree. I was miffed at first about Meloni's departure, but I am really liking the new partner.
I did miss a few episodes though. What happened to Harry Connick Jr.?
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:38pm.
OMG, EH, is it the HO SWEATER guy? *HOPE HOPE*
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Lol, I think Dlist should be renamed Nosferatu cause shit never dies!
No, it's this red haired, herpes infested but really hot dude I fuck with sometimes....
On a related note, I ran into Corporal Choker and his new GF at Costco a couple months ago....the girl couldn't have been more than 16 and he's approaching 30 so who knows what the fuck is going on there....
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Does Brown still have that lisp when he sings?
Never understood how he became famous to begin with but with the whole Beiber craze I've just given up trying to figure out the music industry.
She's just nuts. Beautiful, but...nuts
So... his PANTS are the worst fashion mistake in this picture???
I don't feel sorry for her, she's obnoxious, arrogant and immature... which is why, just like her father said, they are PERFECT for each other. God willing, they never breed, those babies will look like a cross between a werewolf and a drag queen and we won't even consider their personalities.
Topanga, the show is still very, very good. Olivia's new partner is awesome. I love him on "Cold Case" too.
And I love Meloni - was very disappointed when he left.
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I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
snowy, lmao
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I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I could care less about these two children. I'm still miffed at Law&OrderSVU for letting Det. Stabler go. Apparently he wanted more money and should've gotten it damn it! I haven't watched the show since. Its not the same :-/ I still have a girl crush on Det. Benson though :-)
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:22pm.
It says a lot that they don't even have the common sense to be ashamed to admit they're with each other. Most of us fuck on the down low with someone who makes us look like a goddamned moron.
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Are you kidding? These two assholes love the attention their forbidden love gets them. If everyone ignored them, they'd probably break up a lot sooner.
OMG, EH, is it the HO SWEATER guy? *HOPE HOPE*
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:27pm.
I want to pull down people's pants when I see them that way, or ask, "Are you joking?"
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This makes more sense if you realise that I feel entitled to listen to peoples' conversation if they're doing it in public.
I heard some schoolgirls at the LUAS stop once, talking about some guy in their year who constantly wore his school trousers way too low, showing off his ass. (On a sidenote, how badass do you have to be to wear your private school uniform trousers around your ass?)
So they decided to pants him every time they walked past him. Apparently he got a belt a few days later.
I don't know if I'm horrified or delighted at how psychopathic Ireland's teenagers are.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:28pm.
I can't even hate on her cause there's some shit I'm doing with someone who's 10x worse than CB......sometimes, history is a bitch!
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SMFH
Once You Go Difficult Brown you never go Back?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
EH, and you admit it?
I can hate on her, and will do it gladly. Stupid motherfucking idiot loser.
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I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
Wow I can't believe Law and Order went there , that's the only episode I will ever watch. I feel for RiRi sometimes being in love with the wrong one is super painful and letting go seems impossible. But we've all been through heartbreaks we didn't think we could get over, I thought that about every single one of mine and like clockwork I got over every single one of them mother fuckers.
Good like to her (them, I dunno).
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:20pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:49am.
Her poops must be unstoppable.
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EVERY MAN MAY NOT KNOW BECAUSE HE MAY NOT HAVE A PENIS TO BE ABLE TO HIT THAT BOTTOM, I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET EVERY MAN HIT THAT BOTTOM of your vagina WHERE THE WOMAN - SHE START SCREAMING "OH DADDY THAT'S IT" AND SHE START CURSIN AND SCREAMIGN ALL TYPE OF PROFANITIES BECAUSE HER MIND AINT GOOD BECAUSE THE PENIS DONE EJACULATED INTO HER BRAIN. SHE GONE CRAZY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I&t=5m6s
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Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I'm gon have to stay prayed up!"
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I can't even hate on her cause there's some shit I'm doing with someone who's 10x worse than CB......sometimes, history is a bitch!
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j
"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
I want to pull down people's pants when I see them that way, or ask, "Are you joking?"
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I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
I don't understand this having your ass hang out pants trend. PULL YOUR PANTS UP!
someone teach these hos how to dress.
you can't tell a celeb from a crackhead anymore. No offense to any crackheads out there. :D
"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4
The contrast between the beauty of that natural setting and their ghetto fashion is just killing me.
It's like wearing waders and a flack jacket to the club.
They deserve one another. She's too stupid to find herself a decent man. And seriously, that's probably not what she's looking for.
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:10pm.
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<3
Money can't buy you class.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:14pm.
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Hey, GIG! :)
Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:20pm.
EVERY MAN MAY NOT KNOW BECAUSE HE MAY NOT HAVE A PENIS TO BE ABLE TO HIT THAT BOTTOM, I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET EVERY MAN HIT THAT BOTTOM of your vagina WHERE THE WOMAN - SHE START SCREAMING "OH DADDY THAT'S IT" AND SHE START CURSIN AND SCREAMIGN ALL TYPE OF PROFANITIES BECAUSE HER MIND AINT GOOD BECAUSE THE PENIS DONE EJACULATED INTO HER BRAIN. SHE GONE CRAZY.
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I WANT TO GO TO CHURCH NOW.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
It says a lot that they don't even have the common sense to be ashamed to admit they're with each other. Most of us fuck on the down low with someone who makes us look like a goddamned moron.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
tire hacia arriba los pantalones, pendejo!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:49am.
Her poops must be unstoppable.
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EVERY MAN MAY NOT KNOW BECAUSE HE MAY NOT HAVE A PENIS TO BE ABLE TO HIT THAT BOTTOM, I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET EVERY MAN HIT THAT BOTTOM of your vagina WHERE THE WOMAN - SHE START SCREAMING "OH DADDY THAT'S IT" AND SHE START CURSIN AND SCREAMIGN ALL TYPE OF PROFANITIES BECAUSE HER MIND AINT GOOD BECAUSE THE PENIS DONE EJACULATED INTO HER BRAIN. SHE GONE CRAZY.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I&t=5m6s
I have officially hit the wall with these two turds. I no longer care.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:54am.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:47am.
I can't stop staring at her ass.
Well, he IS in every picture.
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Lol, and why we need a 'difficult Brown' tag for every post with Riri's ass in it.
Is that from her fashion line? Those pants are fabulous!
*barfs*
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And I guess that's why they call it the blues
Time on my hands could be time spent with you
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:10pm.
LOL Whamo look at you with your little shirt and your little shoes
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HUH?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I
DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN A MAN'S PENIS POWER.
Dickmatized bitches be doin' STOOPIT shit, gurrrlll...
you have an outer orgasm with your clitoris, and you have hidden G-SPOTS inside. SOME MEN HAVE SOME HEAT AND INTENSITY RADIATING OUT OF THEIR CLOTHING, AND ALL PENISES ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL.
A MAN'S POWERFUL PENIS CAN HIT THE BOTTOM AND YOU BECOME SEDUCED BY THAT POWERFUL PENIS.
RIRI has a pencil sharpener vagina.
I really admire how Chris advertises his "Available Homosexual" status by dropping his pants below the bunghole. It screams "I'm here, I'm queer, and I am NOT ashamed! I like dicks in my pooper!!" And god bless RiRi for her tireless bearding.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:54am.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:47am.
I can't stop staring at her ass.
Well, he IS in every picture.
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LOLOLOL.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Why is 'these people' not ok? I see nothing wrong with it.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by islandgirl: "Pardon me, Sir Gangster-- thy pantaloons doth descend."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That hit my funny bone just the right way and I busted a gut.
LOL Whamo look at you with your little tie and your little shoes
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:54am.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:47am.
I can't stop staring at her ass.
Well, he IS in every picture
You know Lucy, I try to catch everything you write, just for these little jewels:)
edit: I'm not a stalker though. I do miss some things.
This fugly, mothafuckin', no good turd asshole and his idiotic, braindead, alien head wench...
Lucy, that is true. Though it would be nice to not see it anymore on regular kids going to school. They have been doing that since the kid was in middle school. Guess kids think it makes them badass.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:02pm.
Really Whamo!?!?!? "THESE PEOPLE"!?!?!?! you went there?
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LMAO Snowy.. Just when I hit "post" I went hmm that might not sound right. "These two" would have been more appropriate BUT too bad, I aint changin it! :P
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Sheesh they can't even commit to pants.