So I Guess These Two Didn't Break Up After All
RiRi's health insurance rate dropped by 75% last week when it was reported that she and The Difficult Brown broke up, but like most awful things in life (examples: herpes, the new 90210, Donald Trump's ability to speak), their love is not going away even though all of us want it to. RiRi spent some of her 25th birthday yesterday holding the hand that beat her face in a few years ago. While wearing my laundry bag as a skirt, RiRi trolled the beaches of Oahu with Chris Brown and shared a joint with him. That poor joint. Just like Chris' silky shorts, it probably wants to escape and get far away from this entire mess.
I'm not sure what's going on in this picture. Is he trying to jack off on the sand, but can't get it up, so RiRi's consoling him? Is he trying to push out a stubborn doody bubble and RiRi's giving him moral support by throwing her arm around him? Did he finally come to the realization that he's Chris Brown and is choking on the river of diarrhea that's rising up his throat?
And RiRi and Chris Brown better set their DVRs, because next week's Law & Order: SVU is dedicated to them!
The actor playing the Chris Brown-ish character needs to turn down the raw emotion, because Chris Brown was not THAT believable when he gave a fake non-apology.
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They are right up there with JZ and Beyonce: two useless thugs who are desperate for attention.
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Beyonce is such a piece of shit. She's nothing but a brown nosing opportunistic hoodrat. Fuck you, bitch, we still detest you and your disgusting fug husband.
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I'm quite over these two tricks!
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:10pm.
Nothing spells 'idyllic' like fishnet leggings and full sleeve tattoos.
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Not to mention a tattoo right on the ass cheek. Goedemorgen, Mickey! (blue heart) <3
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no comment on how 2007/2008 Britney Riri looks here with them fishnets and thong visible?
Submitted by ibnsmother on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:24pm.
If this girl wants to be with Chris Brown who the fuck cares. Let her learn and make her own mistakes. How much dumb shit did you do when you were that young?
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You can't be fucking serious. I did some dumb stuff in my early 20s, but I didn't date anyone who tried to kill me. I dated someone for a long time who one day out of the blue threatened me. I broke up with him on the spot. There's stupid and then there's mental illness.
Neither one of them ever got the hang of pants, did they?
Gross, overhyped trash, the both of them. Rhianna is dumber than a bag of hair for staying with him and glorifying it as some "stand by your man" shit. Yeah, this epic romance (eyeroll) will end with him standing atop her grave. And even then, his mouth-breather fans will defend and excuse his actions.
Submitted by hoganbcmj on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:36pm.
"A grown man walking around with his pants pulled down and his ass hanging out is almost as pathetic as the pretty, talented successful pop star who continues to date him."
Again, what talents are you guys referring to? Is being popular now a talent?
And another reason to break up with CB...her "Q" score. Did she ever give her Q score a minutes thought...I think not. Sure...all she cares about is her self!
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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:30pm.
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IKR? That's prestige right there. haha And OMG, at thinking this is hating on Chrissybuns and RiRikins. Please. This is funny shit (see what I did there?). For serious news, try somewhere else. MTV perhaps? lol
OnT: I can't even care about these two anymore.
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Submitted by OJ on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:03pm.
To the uneducated and lame writer of this story, I give you not one but both middle fingers. This is not a news story. It's a hate-on-chris brown story. Riri is a grown woman. If she wants Breezy back and d'uh she does - leave her the *** alone. Matter of fact, leave them alone, yall sorry *************.
Uhh, MK has a Barbizon degree. It's OK to curse here, too.
I have nothing to say about these two anymore. I'll just wait for the 'he beat her to death post' or whatever the headline's gonna be.
My question is: so are the men's pants now measured for the thighline instead of the waist? Ridiculous.
If a guy (or gal) pummels your face, as Bill Engvall would say, "Here's your sign."
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There's something wrong with that girl. oh yeah, and PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP DIP SHIT!
She's definetly running the same type of game along with the same kind of strategy as Gaga did before to make a name for herself.
But I don't think it'll work for her. She comes off as way too desperate. Her attempts at being outrageous look totally fake and staged, it's sickening. I wouldn't want to spend time with her. She comes off as really cheap.
At least RiRi looks healthier this week. She was way too thin at the Grammys, like scary thin.
As for Chrissy, ewwww is all I can say. I dont understand what is attractive about him, I dot see it. But hten for me just a hot temper in a man turns me off, even if he doesnt get physically aggressive.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Submitted by ibnsmother on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:24pm.
If this girl wants to be with Chris Brown who the fuck cares. Let her learn and make her own mistakes. How much dumb shit did you do when you were that young?
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i never let some motherfucking prick beat my face in. and i am soooo tired of this whole "it's none of your business" attitude. is that the attitude we are supposed to be taking when we have women that are being beaten and battered? that it's not our business? well guess what it IS my business, and it should be yours too. because of a thought process like this, women don't get the help they need. because it's none of anyone's business. ridiculous and fucking immature answer, really.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:24pm.
I think people confuse 'love' with a chemical reaction in the brain. Love, in my estimation, is selfless. When you love someone, you want to see the best in them. You want the best for them. You don't intentionally do things to cause them pain.
The heart may want what it wants, but the brains oughta tell someone that when another person is abusing you, using you for their own gratification and putting their needs constantly before yours, they don't love you. They may feel passion for you because of the way you make them feel, but they don't love you. I would rather have someone who loves me than someone who feels passionately about me. Passion changes and fades. True love grows stronger as time goes on. I've had that crazy, passionate, can’t get enough of you stuff. It gets old after awhile. Now, if you have love coupled with passion, then you got it made.
Very well put! I def see where you're coming from, but sometimes its so hard to tell the two apart....:(
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She's so fucking clingy I can't stand it. In every photo you see of them together she needs to be touching or groping him every minute. She's either grasping for his hand, or sticking her face in his face when they're sitting down. There's never a single photo of her just standing tall, being cool and shit.
I really believe that the only reason someone wears shorts like that is just to piss off anyone that has to see someone wearing shorts like that.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
To the uneducated and lame writer of this story, I give you not one but both middle fingers. This is not a news story. It's a hate-on-chris brown story. Riri is a grown woman. If she wants Breezy back and d'uh she does - leave her the *** alone. Matter of fact, leave them alone, yall sorry *************.
Pants not being worn correctly = I CAN'T WITH YOU
i am seriously over exposing half your butt (whether in underwear or not) and looking like you're going to fall over when you walk.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:24pm.
Being in a good or bad relationship has nothing to do with how smart you are. The heart wants what it wants and the brain has nothing to do with. Didn't a nuclear fucking scientists astronaught drive halfway across the country in a diaper for love? Aren't their HS dropout Walmart cashiers who are going strong in healthy relationships and marriages? Can't hate on Ri...
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Really? Can't hate on someone who goes back to someone who beat the shit out of her? I agree this has nothing to do with IQ. A bimbo is a bimbo regardless of smarts and education and Ri Ri is just another insecure, needy bimbo. I can hate on her solely for the fact that she is hanging with someone who dresses like a hood rat. Pull your fucking pants up beat-down Brown. You look like an idiot.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:24pm.
Didn't a nuclear fucking scientists astronaught drive halfway across the country in a diaper for love
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That wasn't a simple case of the heart wants what the heart wants it's a case of a woman who snapped for whatever reason and obsessed over a guy. Her problem wasn't simply that she was in love, her problem was she went off the deep end the manifestation of her craziness showed up as an obsession for a man
No mater HOW much you love someone you don't drive across the country so afraid that you've so little time you have to shit your pants...and then try and KILL the other woman.
I believe the amount of training you need to be an astronaut and the mental pressure they NEED to put you under made her snap, she couldn't handle the pressure, she put her finger in her "mental dyke" but it squirted out another hole and that hole was called obsession
Could we all just get over these 2 already? Who cares..it's her business if she wants to be with him or not and frankly the topic is way over played and way over talked about....NEXT
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Two wanna-be thugs. Perfect for each other - maybe they can (eventually)share a prison cell. Filthy, filthy couple.
these two bug me...
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What's more baffling than the fact that there are people who willingly wear their pants like that, is that there are women who are attracted to guys who wear their pants like that. I just don't get it.
To me, sagging pants = 100% un-fuckable idiot.
Ditto people who stare at their phones when they walk around. . Not hot :(
Being in a good or bad relationship has nothing to do with how smart you are. The heart wants what it wants and the brain has nothing to do with. Didn't a nuclear fucking scientists astronaught drive halfway across the country in a diaper for love? Aren't their HS dropout Walmart cashiers who are going strong in healthy relationships and marriages? Can't hate on Ri...
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And what he's wearing is filling me with so much disgust and hate I wish a snake would slither up to his ass and KILL him.
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Well, OF COURSE they didn't break up. RiRi is not that smart. The only way she'll let him go is when he kills her.
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Steven Tyler does White Oprah drag better than White Oprah does White Oprah drag. - MK
"Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:19pm. Is there any truth to the rumor that she's a call girl for wealthy men and that's how she got her ~ big break ~?"
the official story is that she auditioned at aged 16 for record producer Evan Rogers when he was holidaying in Barbados.
Barbados has a reputation for underage prostitution and apparently some poor families will pimp kids out for money.
I have wondered about this when seeing Rihanna's obsession with sex and her admissions at wanting to be hurt/ beaten etc. I think her dad was an abusive alcoholic and why would a record producer be auditioning school girls on his holiday?
(ETA doh! I see this has already been mentioned...)
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:00pm.
@ Foxxy - Geeze, no wonder she has issues with removing herself from abusive relationships.
*raises eyebrow and puts up long term social history monocle, Det. LaToya-style*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Nothing spells 'idyllic' like fishnet leggings and full sleeve tattoos.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Look at these assholes.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:02pm.
Really Whamo!?!?!? "THESE PEOPLE"!?!?!?! you went there?
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:05pm.
LMAO Snowy.. Just when I hit "post" I went hmm that might not sound right. "These two" would have been more appropriate BUT too bad, I aint changin it! :P
Um, good thing you clarified because I was also going to comment. Anyway, it's not just these two, it's a whole generation of guys. Whether into hip hop, skateboarding, looking like a hipster, etc. the common thread is showing your underwear.
Submitted by hoganbcmj on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:36pm.
Wearing your pants hanging down past your ass like that is the stupidest, most infantile, ridiculous thing trend. He couldn't look more stupid if he tried. A grown man walking around with his pants pulled down and his ass hanging out is almost as pathetic as the pretty, talented successful pop star who continues to date him. Do they both still think they're 16?
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It's also been said that the kids that walk around with their pants like this for years and years will no doubt have premature hip issues as they have to walk a certain, albeit non-natural, way for the pants to stay up.
So...that's something to look forward to.
Wearing your pants hanging down past your ass like that is the stupidest, most infantile, ridiculous thing trend. He couldn't look more stupid if he tried. A grown man walking around with his pants pulled down and his ass hanging out is almost as pathetic as the pretty, talented successful pop star who continues to date him. Do they both still think they're 16?
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He wore glasses and had a mustache too.
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If this girl wants to be with Chris Brown who the fuck cares. Let her learn and make her own mistakes. How much dumb shit did you do when you were that young?
why is rihanna dressed like lady gaga circa 2008?
Is there any truth to the rumor that she's a call girl for wealthy men and that's how she got her ~ big break ~?
She has no idea how fucking stupid she looks
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talentless twosome. frankly, I wish he'd pummel the crap outta her again - maybe she'd get some sense knocked into her the second time around...
Submitted by Jintess on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:48pm.
Does Brown still have that lisp when he sings?
Never understood how he became famous to begin with but with the whole Beiber craze I've just given up trying to figure out the music industry.
She's just nuts. Beautiful, but...nuts
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A-I'm assuming you never heard HER sing? The origins of that record deal still elude a few.
B-He sings like his balls never dropped.
C-She seriously looks like a man in the face. She's just thin, young, and fair-skinned (on top of usually being nude) so we pretend that's "beauty."
D-I forgot to mention I'm actually pissed that L&O would "honor" these fools with any recognition. Stop validating their existence!
He needs to pull up his pants and she needs to learn how to dress,,,,,unless she's on her way to her other job!!!
anno, I heard that too.
M..E., dunno what happened to Harry!
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