Thursday, February 21st 2013

Open Post: Hosted By The Real Vocal Talent Behind Taylor Swift's Songs

I'm joking. The music industry was rocked (not at all) earlier this week when some singer claimed that she's the one who "sang" (for lack of a better word) most of the tracks on Brit Brit's last album and now here's a recently uncovered video from Tastefully Offensive that shows us who really did all the screeching on Taylor Swift's song "I Neigh You Were Trouble" Goats not only yell like humans, but they sing like Swifties too.

And here's that fraudulent fake actually showing her face at the Brit Awards last night. But you know, I'm sure Taylor Swift will be vindicated when an expert hears her natural singing voice live and declares that the video is obviously a lie since the goat sounds better than she does.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:39pm.

Your avie. *swooooooooooooooooon*

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I know right? I'm way too obsessed with the Phoenix brothers, not healthy at all!

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"Goodnight Chet" "Goodnight David"

Goodnight. Goodnight. Goodnight!

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:58pm.
My understanding is that she also never told anyone why she was going to LA. Onset of schizophrenia, perhaps?

She was probably meeting someone from the internet.

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Just found out that one of my bitch ex-friends just got engaged. Ordinarily, I would not care, but I just SO hate her. She is the crappiest human being ever. I hope she rips her dress or finds hair in her wedding cake.

Uggh!

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@Johnny:

Wishing you all the best on your trip to Australia! I have wanted to travel for as long as I can remember, but my ultra-crappy health problems have prevented me from doing so.

Okay, I have a terribly tacky question....but I just cannot help but ask. How on earth does one utilize the bathroom facilities when going on a flight for an entire day? My boyfriend visited Bahrain two years ago, and he told me you just have to do your best and squat down. I don't know. Anyone have any thoughts? Sorry for the crude subject matter, but I have always been curious. I have never flown on a plane for longer than 6 hours.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:01am.
Wowlie..send your menu link to MK. ITs a Riot.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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I'm afraid it's too late, but I wish MK had posted it! : D

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AS always..xoxo

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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Nite everyone! See ya Foxxy, WR, VOB and Wowlie!

Same bat channel...same bat time!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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VOB, glad you liked it. Sleep well. If you read about someone caught sleeping at the side of the road tomorrow, that will be me. 3.5 hours. argh!!

@Wowlie, lmao!

Night night guys, talk to you later. zzzzz

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How about Mature Women?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:19am.

Why do they call the chunky women with mommy arms "regular women"

where is sucky when you need him

GG a thrill as always ;-P VOB sorry we didn't get a chance to chat more but glad to be with you for a little while. Within, please get your rest and careful driving in the are-you-serious? wee hours tomorrow am!

night ladies! [and bambam if you're still around]

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Damn Joan! She gave someone a tounge lashing!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Cause they can't call them old and fat GG

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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:( Tim looks so sad.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Why do they call the chunky women with mommy arms "regular women".

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Save my bf!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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uh oh a "regular woman" challenge next week. hee hee

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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"It's cocccssseptoooollly challenging an expensive"

*falls over on couch laughing*

buh bye brah. you should be gone too circle girl

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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GG, i have very good friends among the gayelle community there -- met some folks on a vacation during the 90s and they have remained friends. the resort is long closed but it was about 15 minutes from the St Pete beach strip and iirc motel, a sports bar and a lounge type bars, plus the club w/huge dance floor and mandatory disco balls and smoke and lights, plus AMAZING drag shows every night. good times, good times.

THAT dress??!! ok, then looks like 1999 bebe to me but what do i know

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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I am.. Was.. Highly recommend it..:)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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Foxxxyyyy... It's cocccssseptoooollly challenging an expensive

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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Foxxy, were you befriended by some lovely gheys?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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i really question what you're wearing there yourself, Nina

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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My bf let me down...

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:04am.

Hahahaa "certain resort" have better parties!

i spent the turn of the century NYE at a "certain resort" in the St Petersburg FL area. one of the best times of my fishy life!! ;-P

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Miranda is nice.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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LOL - its not Metallica...*faints*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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ahahahahaha we have an "inexpensive" from Nina!

*takes a shot*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Hahahaa "certain resort" have better parties!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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guys in wet t-shirts, GG. guys.

*sends GG brochures for ... certain... resorts*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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How would Zac know about wet tshirt contests???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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lmao - but it's an "expeeeennnnnsiiivveeee" chest plate, GG

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Wowlie..send your menu link to MK. ITs a Riot.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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brah should be sent home just for what he's wearing let alone that shit dress

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Did Nina steal C3PO's chest plate?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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hi WOwl! yeah, saw that a couple of days ago, hilarious!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Those dresses were the best??? WTF

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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ok, on that i agree - i do think he looks extra shiny tonight

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Wowlie, that's awsome!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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stfu heidi miranda is the one who is supposed to be wearing the dress. your challenge was 2 weeks ago bitch

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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It looked like he smeared vasline on them.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Thanks Withy.. You have the best links...
Have fun tomorrow..xo

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

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"that's a different kind of show" lol. still can't believe they liked that dress!!!

i don't see a diff in posen's eyebrowns

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:51am.

That mess dress with the metal straps was fug in a 90's Sunset strip way

i'm embarrassed on behalf of the entire city of Sacramento. and that jackass was snapping his fingers and waving his hands in the air like he just don't care. eviscerate him, judges!!

your designs are shit when everyone "subjectively" agrees brah

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Anyone see that someone punked Guy Fieri by changing up the menu?

http://www.businessinsider.com/guy-fieri-parody-menu-2013-2

Lmao freakin' amazing!

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Yes, its a dirty trick to hear Palmers hot sexy sexy smooth voice then look up and see that MUTTON DRESSED AS LAMB whore!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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they should invite Sir Timothy to give extra comments on those disasters. he tried to tell each and every one of those fools to fix their shit and no one listened except the twink

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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That mess dress with the metal straps was fug in a 90's Sunset strip way

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:49am.

GG, got roped into going to a seminar with four colleagues. Have to get up extra early to pick them all up and get there :(

do you know ANYONE who knows how to drive or how to stay sober to drive when they go out??!! ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12