Josh Brolin And Diane Lane Are Over
And here I was thinking that they divorced a long time ago and she was dating one of the dudes from Murder by Numbers. But that was just me confusing them with Sean Penn and Robin Wright.
Josh Brolin and Diane Lane announced today that they are breaking up after being married for 8 years. The rep let UsWeekly know that their split isn't dramatic or ugly or escandaloso (which means that their split was probably dramatic, ugly and escandaloso).
"Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage. It was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It's not ugly, it's just over."
Josh and Diane didn't have any kids together. Josh has two kids with his first wife and Diane has a daughter with her first husband Christopher Lambert.
Josh has been arrested a couple of times for being a drunken mess in public and he was arrested in 2004 for spousal battery. Diane did not press charges and said the whole thing was a misunderstanding.
So lock up your booze cabinets and get ready, because the drunk mess that is Josh Brolin is really going to go wild now that his wedding ring is off. Josh is going guzzle and fuck until he passes out and then he's going to get up and do it all over again. So try not to pass out from shock when you wake up and read the headline: "Police Called To The Plaza Hotel After Josh Brolin Trashes A Room, Lindsay Lohan Found Locked In The Bathroom."
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Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:25pm.
I didn't know that she was once married to Christopher Lambert. Wasn't he Highlander? Too lazy to Google it. Anyway, glad that she got away from the cheating, abusive asshole.
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Yep! I used to be neighbors with Clancy Brown, who played the bad guy. He has a very distinctive deep voice, so it was kinda funny hearing him yell at his dog.
OT: About time. She should have left his ragey ass years ago...
Good. I was in an abusive marriage for so many years that you-all would rain shit on me if you knew....so whenever I hear about someone getting out of a possibly abusive relationship, I'm happy. No amount of good looks, security, whatever is worth getting smacked around or treated like crap for.
Submitted by Girl about town on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:56pm.
The thing with bad boys that tricks us women, is that in the beginning they are so sweet and perfect, they hook you
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I think it's the opposite. Some women are attracted to the bad boys because they are bad boys while completely ignoring the nice and perfect ones because they are "boring".
Good riddance, they didn't seem to have a good marriage.
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My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:59pm.
Julia Louis Dreyfus is another one. Salma Hayek too. Big head, big head!!
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where is all the talk of DL is an idiot deserving of all our hatred and scorn? I guess when you are 50 you get a pass but not when you are only 20 years old~ then you are a terrible role model.
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Sucky 12/19
What a shocker. NOT.
He seems pretty grounded (and real funny) to me when I've seen him in interviews and stuff, but not the guy you'd move in with or anything. Has an overdramatic side.
Why are the messy ones most handsome and talented?
Anyway Diane is wonderful..she deserves b etter...I'm sure Josh has someone waiting in the wings. Women will be throwing themselves at him..real talk.
Snowpiece - yeah, he was hot on that show!
She could do wayyyyy better.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He was one of my first crushes. Goonies never say die.
This makes me sad because I think they are so good-looking and especially together. SADFAAAACE
Submitted by luvsmekitty: "That picture. It's not real, right? His head is enormous. And ridiculous."
Yeah his head is big.
You know who else has a big old noggin? Christoph Waltz. I lost my shit laughing once I noticed that, while watching SNL. It's enormous.
miz cynical Adrian Paul was sooooooo hot on that show tho!!!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
I don't like his blow kiss. I do like her expression. It's like her eyes are saying
"you are such an ass"
Finally, she came to her senses.
Damn I with douchebags came with a warning label.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Wow. I just went down an internet rabbit hole. I thought that Christopher Lambert was married to a Pepsi "uh huh' girl. Remember those ads with Ray Charles from the 90s? I was wrong. The actor Adrian Paul that was on the television series married a Pepsi uh huh girl. Whew. Ok. My confusion is now over. Back to my job search. Cue "the more you know" rainbow. ;)
Hekki - recent pics of Christopher Lambert show that he's not aging well....
She looks so over it in that picture.
The thing with bad boys that tricks us women, is that in the beginning they are so sweet and perfect, they hook you. Then they show their true side later on and you think no this can't be , he's really the nice guy. When he's really just a wolf in sheep's clothing.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
No use for mean drunks......fuck off and die.
hmmm I guess if he had his pants below his ass, y'all would be less forgiving.....
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Ooooooo I always wanted to look like Diane Lane.
Josh strikes me as skeevy. Just, ugh. She can definitely do better!
Josh always gave me the cheater/abusive/angry drunk vibe which I couldn't get past enough to see his looks. TOO angry.
Diane is still very beautiful, I'm glad she got rid of his ass.
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Total asshole!
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Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:14pm.
Josh is the dude that you know in the back of your mind is no good but you go for it anyway. Your head is saying, "bitch, wtf are you doing!?", but your vagina is saying, "yes, get it girl!" Glad miss Lane finally came to her senses. Dicktimazation is a helluva drug.
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haven't we all been there? mine was almost 7 years!!!! Aaaarghhh!!!
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Yes, we've all been there.
Total ass - but I loved him in No Country for Old Men
I'd marry the Streets of Fire-era Diane Lane; heck, even the Tuscan Sun-era Diane Lane. I think she likes her men brutish, however. *working on brutishness*
She's a stunner. He's hot but one of those people whose hotness can't overcome their demons, too bad.
Josh Brolin AND Jason Patric stories in the same day?
My pre-teen self would be so confused because I was so sure they were the same guy.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Can't believe she's almost 50. She is so HOT!
Fuck Josh, I'm waiting for Babs to croak so I can have James.
That picture. It's not real, right? His head is enormous. And ridiculous.
Submitted by miz cynical: "I didn't know that she was once married to Christopher Lambert. Wasn't he Highlander?"
Yeah. He's cro-mag hot.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:14pm.
Josh is the dude that you know in the back of your mind is no good but you go for it anyway. Your head is saying, "bitch, wtf are you doing!?", but your vagina is saying, "yes, get it girl!" Glad miss Lane finally came to her senses. Dicktimazation is a helluva drug.
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haven't we all been there? mine was almost 7 years!!!! Aaaarghhh!!!
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:25pm.
She wasted so many of her hot years on that douche.
Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:22pm.
Too bad she wasted some of her best years on him ..."
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i saw recent pics of her and, yeah, that is a shame.
if i remember correct, he's the one some here say assaulted her.
-better late than never (getting away from an abusive fuck).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:25pm.
I didn't know that she was once married to Christopher Lambert.
omg Raiden from Mortal Kombat lol
Submitted by MissJaneTexas: "...I used to think Josh was hot but domestic violence just sucks the hot right out of them for me...sooooo no."
Same here.
I didn't know that she was once married to Christopher Lambert. Wasn't he Highlander? Too lazy to Google it. Anyway, glad that she got away from the cheating, abusive asshole.
She wasted so many of her hot years on that douche.
I can only imagine the magnitude of her sigh of relief.
Too bad she wasted some of her best years on him, but oh well.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Happy for her, as she deserves better.
I want to hate him but he looks exactly like a professor in the law school at my alma mater, who supervised a project I did and who I found pretty hot. What to do with my feelings.
Meh. Josh always gave me the vibe of a mean drunk due to unresolved gay issues. Good to know Diane can be dickmatized though. She can call me.
ETA: Topanga, spot on!
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Long over due, Ms. Lane. And heed the words of MJT. Take that young lovah!
She's too beautiful to put up with his bullshit. Glad it's over.
Josh is the dude that you know in the back of your mind is no good but you go for it anyway. Your head is saying, "bitch, wtf are you doing!?", but your vagina is saying, "yes, get it girl!" Glad miss Lane finally came to her senses. Dicktimazation is a helluva drug.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
We will catch this blown kiss from Mz. Jamie Brolin and call it our very own!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I guessed this before I got to the end of the paragraph, how long before the Lilo hookup pics surface and what will W.O. cut from the paps be?
There was also the talk of his infidelity.
She's so lovely.
he blows a good kiss though.