Josh Brolin And Diane Lane Are Over

February 21, 2013 / Posted by:

And here I was thinking that they divorced a long time ago and she was dating one of the dudes from Murder by Numbers. But that was just me confusing them with Sean Penn and Robin Wright.

Josh Brolin and Diane Lane announced today that they are breaking up after being married for 8 years. The rep let UsWeekly know that their split isn’t dramatic or ugly or escandaloso (which means that their split was probably dramatic, ugly and escandaloso).

“Diane Lane and Josh Brolin have decided to end their marriage. It was a mutual decision. It is very amicable. It’s not ugly, it’s just over.”

Josh and Diane didn’t have any kids together. Josh has two kids with his first wife and Diane has a daughter with her first husband Christopher Lambert.

Josh has been arrested a couple of times for being a drunken mess in public and he was arrested in 2004 for spousal battery. Diane did not press charges and said the whole thing was a misunderstanding.

So lock up your booze cabinets and get ready, because the drunk mess that is Josh Brolin is really going to go wild now that his wedding ring is off. Josh is going guzzle and fuck until he passes out and then he’s going to get up and do it all over again. So try not to pass out from shock when you wake up and read the headline: “Police Called To The Plaza Hotel After Josh Brolin Trashes A Room, Lindsay Lohan Found Locked In The Bathroom.”

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