I Guess Anne Hathaway Won't Be Wearing Manolos To The Oscars
Kunty Karl isn't the only designer who will look a basic bitch up and down and dismiss her with one hand while delicately fanning his beauty with the other. Shoe designer Manolo Blahnik, seen above dressed like a dainty ring bearer at an Easter time wedding, can't be bothered with the likes of such simple mice girls like Annanda Hathafried or Amme Seythaway, or whatever their names are, because he's way too busy worshiping at the feet of real screen goddesses like Sherilyn Fenn and Lara Flynn Boyle. Random, I know. Manolo is obsessed with Twin Peaks and while talking to Interview Magazine (via P6), he said that they just don't make 'em like Lara Flynn Boyle anymore. (Shhh cállate, nobody tell Manolo what Lara Flynn Boyle did to her face.)
Manolo pulled a "Harpo, who dis woman?" on Anne Hathaway and Amanda Seyfried while declaring his undying love for the beauties of Twin Peaks. Shade on, shady queen, shade on:
Well, last time, I had this, what do you call it? What is it called, this, this thing here? [Blahnik's hands circle over the right side of his torso] Forget about it. I forget about the diseases that I have. I don't want to know. But anyway, so I have this thing here, and when I went to this award at the Savoy, I was 40 degrees [centigrade] in temperature, and I said to people, "Please forgive me that I'm out of it." And I was waiting to be photographed. And I almost fainted on that girl, the tiny woman from France, no, from Mexico . . . Salma Hayek. But she's a sweet girl, beautiful. I love that. This is what I really love: Where are those girls? I was looking the other day, Lara Flynn Boyle in Twin Peaks and that other girl Sherilyn Fenn—they're old-school girls like Elizabeth Taylor, and I think that's so fabulous. David Lynch is démodé now, if you look at his films. I looked at them the other weekend. I said, "I'm going to stay in bed, I can't take anymore." And so I watched the whole series of Twin Peaks. I was in heaven. And I realized how bad it is.
And then Manolo starts rambling about some other movie before he gets back to slobbering over Sherilyn Fenn and Lara Flynn Boyle:
Then I saw these girls like Sherilyn Fenn and Lara Flynn Boyle that should be working now instead of these anonymous girls. They're all the same. I don't even know Amanda Seyfried or whatever—they're all the same! I try to remember—the only one I remember is Julia Roberts because she's particular. Anne Hathaway . . . Pretty? Yes. Wonderful actress? Yes. But, I mean, I don't even remember her. What is it about her?
.....I'm not saying she's not beautiful or a great actress. I just don't remember her.
Manolo must not go on the Internet and the one TV he owns must only play one channel (The Twin Peaks Channel), because how can you not remember Anne Hathaway? Every time you open your laptop and turn on your TV, her TEEFS are hitting in the eyes. She's everywhere!
And Manolo made a huge mistake by admitting that he thinks Anne Hathaway is forgettable. Anne Hathaway wants everyone to remember her forever! Anne is going to break into Manolo's fan room and replace all his fans with fans made from her head shots. Anne is going to replace his Twin Peaks box set with The Anne Hathaway Box Set (available in stores the day after the Oscars!). Anne is going to replace the velvet painting of Sherilyn Fenn over his bed with a velvet painting of Anne Hathaway.
Anne Hathaway will not be forgotten!!!!
And when she wins the Oscar on Sunday, she'll look into the camera and say, "Guess you'll remember me now, you dusty old queen!" *mic drop* But sadly for Anne, Manolo won't be watching. He's going to watch Boxing Helena instead.
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I like him. He's not a mean cunt like Kunty Karl (who is a mean cunt just for the sake of being mean).
Sherilynn Fenn is gorgeous... as was Lara Flynn Boyle, and Tiffani Thiessen still is. They have a certain look that you don't see in Hollywood anymore.
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And so I watched the whole series of Twin Peaks. I was in heaven. And I realized how bad it is.
Ha. I don't remember if I finished that show, it was so fucking bad. I think I deleted all the other episodes after that crazy guy got exorcised or some shit.
Aaaaand...if I was Anne Hathaway's publicist my response might be, "Hey asshole, your shoes gained brief notariety in the early 2000's when Carrie Bradshaw made them famous by stuffing her size 8 foot in a shoe clearly designed for turn of the century women who had their feet bound. Cheap crap. I know...I bought into the craze but quickly gave them to the Goodwill when I realized your shoes are garbage that will pretty much fall apart after one good night of partying." Granted, we partied pretty hard back in the day, but when the heel breaks off mid-party, that's just crappy craftsmanship.
He's actually a wild, cool, playful, smart guy. New Yorker had a long bio on him maybe a year ago (and the New Yorker wouldn't lie, would it?).
I like cuffs like that too Pushy, as well cuff links always help make a suit really look nice.
Do I agree with what he said? Yes
Do I still think his shoes are a bunch of overpriced bullshit? Yes.
I have 3 pair of shoes from Talbots...yes...TALBOTS that ran me about $60-$85 each, italian-made that I have had for years and I've actually stopped wearing them to work because I was getting tired of saying "thank you" 50 times a day due to compliments from patients.
I doubt Manolos could give me better results.
Omg I totally agree with this dude. Salma Hayek - hotness.
Both Sherilyn Fenn and Lara Flynn Boyle during the Twin Peaks phase - hotness.
Amanda Seygfried (sp?) Anne Hathaway are dogs in comparison.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Sorry MK, that post was way too long for me to read about bitches and shoes, my brain glazed over half way through.
Love French Cuffs on a white dress shirt.
He reminds me a bit of Colonel Sanders
sorry but he sounds fun lol
cuz you know why? because all those hollywood types, im not saying amanda and anne are confirmed divas.
but its funny when these hollywood divas get taken down a peg or two by designers.
i mean sure, the designer is being bitchy but at the end of the day, its their opinion of the actress.
its like roberto cavalli or like diane von fussenberg turn up to an event and all the starlets swarm them to have photo ops. lol most of the time, roberto is out of it and is just standing there smiling for a photo, he doesnt know who the trick next to him is.
but i love the "And I almost fainted on that girl, the tiny woman from France, no, from Mexico . . . Salma Hayek."
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
@ coco
jinx.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I never knew what this dude looked like but I never expected some full on
Truman Copte judging some Miss Purty Petunia pageant in rural Mississippi fabulousness!
Preach it queen! G'on, girl.
And Fan yo'self like you in a Baptist church mid sermon with a broken A/C in August ...then talk some trash afterward. Jesus forgive ya. That's what he do.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This bitch just stole my heart. He looks like he should be sipping mint julep somewhere on a sunny porch, chatting bitchily with Truman Capote.
@ Pushy
Lol, he sounds like someone to have coffee with. Yeah beautiful and comfortable are never in the same sentence when one discusses shoes. The obvious cliche line (although true) is that you know a man designed them, because they'd never be able to wear them all day.
He is a HOOT!
Hi Twatty, I never have tried on a pair. I'm sure they are wonderful:)
Esteem, when you find the beautiful shoes that are comfortable, let me know. I still haven't found them.
A few weeks ago, I was at my convention wearing my comfy muck lucks, (Clarks, I know) and one of the vendor guys goes "Oh, I like your shoes" I laugh and laugh and go "no you don't, these are my comfy ugly shoes" he goes "yes I do! those are Clarks aren't they?" I was "what! how do you know they are Clarks?" he goes really dramatic
"oh, I have a Jewish Mother" It was the best part of the convention.
Twat muff:
Please don't buy snakeskin pleezzzeee :() for a fellow dlister:)
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
ibnsmother -- awwww, your baby is so cute; kiss him/her for me and say Auntie Twat sends love & kisses!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
He's the nicest bitchy old queen there is. He should write a column.
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who remembers Monolo Blahnik anyways? This isn't 1999 and nobody watches Sex and the City anymore. Everybody has moved on to Louboutin
Well that first part was rather incoherent, but somehow entertaining at times (mostly the disease part). Anyway, I'm not one for overpriced shoes. Really, you want me to pay $600+ (and that's the very low end) for a pair of shoes? GTFO. Maybe if you're rich and can't think of anything better to do with your money but most people have no business buying shoes for that price. If you saw the same pair at Payless without the label and they were priced for $100 you wouldn't even consider buying them. If they're black (or a color that goes with everything in your closet) and you plan to wear them nearly every day then maybe, otherwise you're kind of crazy. I know plenty of girls making their BFs buy them Chanel purses and going out themselves and buying MBs or Louboutins or whatever overpriced shoes with name recognition and they live in some dinky POS apartment in Brooklyn and have no healthcare, bounce form one shitty job to another, can't afford food, etc. I just wonder where people's brains are these days.
I had a sweater just like that. Back in 1982.
I love a bitchy queen. Seriously. Gorgeous shoes too, but I'm not spending that much on shoes unless they are gorgeous AND comfy.
And that, children, is the story of how I fell in love with Manolo Blahnik.
We also can't remember her. And I love your shoes!
ha! what's next? he'll say he watched parent tramp and thinks lindsay lohan is a promising new actress?? LOL
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As long as the bitchiness is not aimed at me, I loooove old bitchy gay men. Rock on, Mr. Blahnik. Rock on.
Cut to Anne Hathaway torching her MB shoes.
Twat Muffin, that is my baby! Thanks!
Christ on a bike, old man. Take a snooze in your easy chair and shut the fuck up!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
But does he know who SJPeePee is?! He does have her to thank for getting a bunch of broke ass women - and not-so broke women I'm sure - to buy his shoes using their credit cards and savings.
Edit: Don't get me wrong, if I could afford a pair, particularly the blue pumps Carrie married Big in, I'd pay.
OMG, I think I love him! I love his shoes, by the way. I remember the time I tried on a pair of his black, snakeskin slingbacks; they were $1,200. I was like, "do I pay the rent or buy these shoes?" Unfortunately, I paid the rent. They were spectacular, though, most gorgeous shoes I ever tried on.
ibnsmother -- is that your pup in your avie? So cute!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
LMAO at shady, old queens bored of everything.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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He is the one! Well, last time, I had this, what do you call it? What is it called, this, this thing here? [Blahnik's hands circle over the right side of his torso] Forget about it. I forget about the diseases that I have. I don't want to know.
P E R F E C T I want him to adopt me. I love him.
I love a bitchy queen with a hand fan.
Hahahaha Twin Peaks! What year is he stuck in?
GREAT COFFEE ETC. *SNAPS FANGERS*
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.