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The Dizzy Doodler!
Writing about every first grader's drug of choice, Mr. Sketch's Scented Markers, the other day made me think about all the school supplies I obsessed over so I didn't have to obsess about actual school work and my brain burped up the Dizzy Doodler! The Dizzy Doodler was exactly what it looks like. It was a vibrating pen that made squiggles. That's it. Every time you used it, you felt like a strung out junkie with the shakes trying to sign his name on the methadone clinic sign-in sheet. It was the best. And while doing research for this highly important post, I came across something at Go Ask Alice that gave me a new appreciation for the Dizzy Doodler:
Alice,
Is there anything wrong with using a squiggle pen instead of a vibrator? I have been doing this for about four years now and it has done wonders! Am I weird?
Dear Reader,
No, you're not weird — if it's done wonders for you, you're lucky. Assuming that your squiggle pen is one of those battery-operated devices that writes wildly, as long as you're not making to-do lists on your nipples, clitoris, or penis, your substitute vibrator is probably okay. If one is going to put something in any body opening, the golden rules are: sharp, breakable, and hard-to-hold-on-to objects can be problematic, washing the gadget with warm water and soap after every use is generally a good idea, and pain is a good indicator to slow down, pull out, and/or go back to the drawing board.
If you stick it in your ass, you can put the doody in the Dizzy Dooler. And since when is it wrong to make to-do lists on your nipples?!
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Hahahahahaha!!!! My friend convinced me to use this on my no-no back in 5th grade because it (feels like sex)
Haha! Love it best when MK just talks. About anything that grabs his fancy. So funny ^_^
I had one in elementary school. I took it to schol one day and it got taken up by Mrs Newberry. I still hate that bitch.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Even as a kid I knew this thing was vibrator material.
CrazyinJapan...the grammar hotline sounds hot. I wanna work there.
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To- do lists on nipples made me Lol.
I thought this was a colorful vibrator before I read the article.
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Spirograph was the sh*t!
OMG this whole post
Only on DL do things move so quickly from fuzzy childhood memory to raw sex.
"....as long as you're not making to-do lists on your nipples, clitoris, or penis, your substitute vibrator is probably okay."
Damn IT. Thursday ruined.
Hekki/Cindy OMG, FLASHBACKS!
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-1969-Kenner-Super-Spirograph-2400-Blue-T...
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How in hell would one stick that thing up one's orifice? It looks like it could cause damage.
I used to have this big, pink pen that you could push down one of about six colors and write with that color. I was using it at my waitress job until someone told me it looked like I was writing with a dildo.
Those Go Ask Alice kids are cute. When I was in grad school I worked on the Grammar Hotline. Mostly it was businesses calling us to ask if they used their gerunds (or whatever) correctly in their business letters. That is my favorite part of my resume--"Worked on the Grammar Hotline."
yeah the Spirograph was more my time too...
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:57am.
Don't remember this one. It looks sort of 90s to me. I DO remember Spirograph, which seems superior b
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Spirograph kicked ass.
Don't remember this one. It looks sort of 90s to me. I DO remember Spirograph, which seems superior b
I had something similar to this, but it wasn't called a dizzy doodler and it didn't look like that. It was bulky and I guess could be used has a vibrator, but who ever does is a CHEAP WHORE!
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I thought it was a dildo too, "shrugs"
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Wasn't there a squiggle pen Barbie?
Is this Grace Slick's "Alice"? She did sing to ask her.
Sharp, breakable, and hard-to-hold-on-to objects can be problematic, washing the gadget with warm water and soap after every use is generally a good idea, and pain is a good indicator to slow down, pull out, and/or go back to the drawing board.
Who needs The 10 Commandments.