The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 21st!

Supermarket Sweep just wasn't as much fun with Howie Mandel hosting. - perky

Runners-up:

The homeless of Chernobyl take every precaution. - ImpertinentVixen

Man, the tough economy is even affecting Storm Shadow. - TFBuckFutter

No need for panic, New Yorkers! The Health Authority says the street hot dog venders just have to wear that only when they see Ke$ha coming. - TexnDoc

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Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:23pm.

When your new neighbor is Lindsay Lohan you take every precaution possible before leaving your house for work each morning.

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:18pm.

Fortunately for Harry Styles an alert baggage handler at Heathrow tipped off his peeps that Taylor was in town.

Submitted by e32cc on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:17pm.

Ms. Lohan, laundry pick-up!

Submitted by Spkheller on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:16pm.

Shia LaBeouf's weed is so potent, even the most experienced of drug dealers must take precautions when doing a delivery.

Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:13pm.

McDreamy's bankruptcy lead to McNightmare.

Submitted by City Barbie on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:07pm.

Let's not kid ourselves. It is still 100% an employer's market out there and competition for jobs is brutal in all fields, including child care. Expect to go way over above and beyond to BRANG IT if you want any hope of scoring one of the three $200K Kimye nanny positions. A top contender this week is Manny Steve who showed up to his interview with the following:

1. Germ repellent suit and supply of face masks and gloves to sheild the holy child from as much non-parental skin contact as possible.

2. 6 diaper bags filled with the highest quality supplies and designer clothing.

3. Combination pram/mini fridge (filled with fresh breast milk)with germ shield cover

Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:43pm.

Fashion Week presents Oscar De La Homeless.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:29pm.

He heard that Lindsay Lohan just got her driver's license back.

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:28pm.

Man, the tough economy is even affecting Storm Shadow.

Submitted by krai68 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:17pm.

Scientology black market baby smuggling hits a new low.

Submitted by NewBecky on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:17pm.

the prosecution knew their case against Oscar Pistorius was dead in the water when the detective forgot to wear protective shoe covers to the crime scene.

Submitted by NewBecky on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:13pm.

the prosecution knew their case against Oscar Pistorius was dead in the water when the detective forgot to wear protective shoe covers to the crime scene.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:05pm.

Thespian Winnow Wear as featured in Esquire.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:02pm.

Fukushima Daiichi's Pizza delivery service has finally re-opened due to the nuclear meltdown, their new slogan: If it's not there in 30 minutes your delivery man is dead.

Edit...sorry Rosemary, I just saw you went with Pizza delivery as well. I wasn't trying to steal your idea just so you know:P

Submitted by Queenbkitty on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:07pm.

After searching the world for the best, Kimye is finally ready for the baby

Submitted by Bubbly on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:06pm.

Fergie's maid doing laundry

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:53pm.

No need for panic, New Yorkers! The Health Authority says the street hot dog venders just have to wear that only when they see Ke$ha coming.

Submitted by rosiebunny on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:50pm.

It's the latest fashion for shopping safe in radioactive Japan.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:29pm.

Homeless™ by Gelson's.

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:22pm.

LMAO @ where da booze at!!

Submitted by FluffKitteh on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:20pm.

Very reasonable protection for entering a Wal-Mart.

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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK

Submitted by craig1956 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:20pm.

Lindsay drops by Harry Winston's to see if they will loan her jewelry for Oscar Night.

Submitted by daisy100 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:19pm.

Netflix takes precautions when it delivers The Canyons

Submitted by bkmn on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:14pm.

OMG is Taylor Swift recording another album? This is how they sneak the goats into the studio.

Submitted by mjd773 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:14pm.

A never before seen photo of Kanye suited up to wheel his spawn and accompanying accessories into Kim's gaping va-jay-jay. The store greeter, unfortunately, is nowhere to be found.

Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:04pm.

The US Postal Service won't deliver on Saturday anymore but the good news is that they now deliver to Hell.

Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:55pm.

Time for Kim K's daily coochie cleaning

Submitted by bringthecray on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:51pm.

Octo-mom has her hurricane preparation down.

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:50pm.

Returning Lindsay Lohan's dress to the store

Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:50pm.

Just another shopping day at Neurosis R Us.

Submitted by citizenstrange on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:47pm.

Doomsday Prepper Pram

Submitted by magusxxx on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:43pm.

Monsanto still insists GMOs are perfectly safe.

Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:38pm.

So the US Postal Service has a fashion line - who's next, the CDC?

Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:28pm.

Illuminati gem Blue Ivy Carter steps out with the new nanny in her new state-of-the-art stroller which features a germ and sunlight barrier that keeps her hidden from the unwashed masses, and extra pouches for her parents egos.

Submitted by Aphid on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 4:23pm.

Kim and Kanye's spawn has arrived in style. Unfortunately it's a vampire.