Afternoon Crumbs

February 21, 2013 / Posted by:

Elegance IS learned and David Beckham’s sister is teaching us that the first step to becoming a sophisticated lady is to wear your dress backwards. Show me someone who says that Victoria Beckham is the fashionable one in the family and I’ll show you a trick ass liar. Work that angel’s harp neckline, girl! – Drunken Stepfather

Kristen Wiig is playing Young Lucille Bluth in the new season of Arrested Development and I’m hoping that Honey Boo Boo plays Young Lucille 2 – Lainey Gossip 

Jessie J or a young Swedish boy in drag as JWoww? – Hollywood Tuna 

The Oscar Pistorius case is getting even messier and I see you dirty, shameless sluts staring at his poker. No shame! – Celebitchy

Oh, here’s a hot zombie attacking Bradley Cooper and sadly the scene isn’t from a gay porn parody of The Walking DeadTowleroad

Why does Mark Hamill look old and C-3PO looks the same? They make Botox for robots? – The Superficial 

Presenting the science project that White Oprah helped Cody Lohan make! – The Berry 

Yeah, yeah, B. Coop, you’re a pussy-loving, hot-blooded, clit-slurping hetero. We get it – ICYDK

ScarJo isn’t getting herself a second husband after all – IDLYITW

Miranda Kerr’s dress is giving me the dizzies – Popoholic

Today’s man cheeks moment brought to you by the dude in Arrow – (NSFW) OMG Blog 

The producers of Orphans wasted no time in replacing Shia LaBeouf  – Just Jared

It kind of looks like Kate Hudson is about to make out with that fake candle – Popsugar

Kim Kardashian’s surrogate revealed! – Celebslam

Being with Chris Brown is messing with RiRi’s money – Buzzfeed

Puppies should present at the Oscars too….and host the Oscars…. and be the only ones eligible to be nominated for an Oscar – Cityrag

Kim Kardashian’s true talent is making a designer pair of shoes look like the church heels your auntie bought for $5 at Payless – I’m Not Obsessed

Please tell me that Courtney Stodden is Miss Oscar this year – Moe Jackson 

This guy is such a hipster that I kept waiting for Terry Richardson to cum on his glasses – Videogum

This list of history’s hottest male models is incomplete and inaccurate without Fabio Boy Culture

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