Afternoon Crumbs
Elegance IS learned and David Beckham’s sister is teaching us that the first step to becoming a sophisticated lady is to wear your dress backwards. Show me someone who says that Victoria Beckham is the fashionable one in the family and I’ll show you a trick ass liar. Work that angel’s harp neckline, girl! – Drunken Stepfather
Kristen Wiig is playing Young Lucille Bluth in the new season of Arrested Development and I’m hoping that Honey Boo Boo plays Young Lucille 2 – Lainey Gossip
Jessie J or a young Swedish boy in drag as JWoww? – Hollywood Tuna
The Oscar Pistorius case is getting even messier and I see you dirty, shameless sluts staring at his poker. No shame! – Celebitchy
Oh, here’s a hot zombie attacking Bradley Cooper and sadly the scene isn’t from a gay porn parody of The Walking Dead – Towleroad
Why does Mark Hamill look old and C-3PO looks the same? They make Botox for robots? – The Superficial
Presenting the science project that White Oprah helped Cody Lohan make! – The Berry
Yeah, yeah, B. Coop, you’re a pussy-loving, hot-blooded, clit-slurping hetero. We get it – ICYDK
ScarJo isn’t getting herself a second husband after all – IDLYITW
Miranda Kerr’s dress is giving me the dizzies – Popoholic
Today’s man cheeks moment brought to you by the dude in Arrow – (NSFW) OMG Blog
The producers of Orphans wasted no time in replacing Shia LaBeouf – Just Jared
It kind of looks like Kate Hudson is about to make out with that fake candle – Popsugar
Kim Kardashian’s surrogate revealed! – Celebslam
Being with Chris Brown is messing with RiRi’s money – Buzzfeed
Puppies should present at the Oscars too….and host the Oscars…. and be the only ones eligible to be nominated for an Oscar – Cityrag
Kim Kardashian’s true talent is making a designer pair of shoes look like the church heels your auntie bought for $5 at Payless – I’m Not Obsessed
Please tell me that Courtney Stodden is Miss Oscar this year – Moe Jackson
This guy is such a hipster that I kept waiting for Terry Richardson to cum on his glasses – Videogum
This list of history’s hottest male models is incomplete and inaccurate without Fabio – Boy Culture