Afternoon Crumbs
Elegance IS learned and David Beckham's sister is teaching us that the first step to becoming a sophisticated lady is to wear your dress backwards. Show me someone who says that Victoria Beckham is the fashionable one in the family and I'll show you a trick ass liar. Work that angel's harp neckline, girl! - Drunken Stepfather
Kristen Wiig is playing Young Lucille Bluth in the new season of Arrested Development and I'm hoping that Honey Boo Boo plays Young Lucille 2 - Lainey Gossip
Jessie J or a young Swedish boy in drag as JWoww? - Hollywood Tuna
The Oscar Pistorius case is getting even messier and I see you dirty, shameless sluts staring at his poker. No shame! - Celebitchy
Oh, here's a hot zombie attacking Bradley Cooper and sadly the scene isn't from a gay porn parody of The Walking Dead - Towleroad
Why does Mark Hamill look old and C-3PO looks the same? They make Botox for robots? - The Superficial
Presenting the science project that White Oprah helped Cody Lohan make! - The Berry
Yeah, yeah, B. Coop, you're a pussy-loving, hot-blooded, clit-slurping hetero. We get it - ICYDK
ScarJo isn't getting herself a second husband after all - IDLYITW
Miranda Kerr's dress is giving me the dizzies - Popoholic
Today's man cheeks moment brought to you by the dude in Arrow - (NSFW) OMG Blog
The producers of Orphans wasted no time in replacing Shia LaBeouf - Just Jared
It kind of looks like Kate Hudson is about to make out with that fake candle - Popsugar
Kim Kardashian's surrogate revealed! - Celebslam
Being with Chris Brown is messing with RiRi's money - Buzzfeed
Puppies should present at the Oscars too....and host the Oscars.... and be the only ones eligible to be nominated for an Oscar - Cityrag
Kim Kardashian's true talent is making a designer pair of shoes look like the church heels your auntie bought for $5 at Payless - I'm Not Obsessed
Please tell me that Courtney Stodden is Miss Oscar this year - Moe Jackson
This guy is such a hipster that I kept waiting for Terry Richardson to cum on his glasses - Videogum
This list of history's hottest male models is incomplete and inaccurate without Fabio - Boy Culture
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But where oh where is "noted photographer and former model" Nigel Barker on the Boy Culture list?
I now feel much better about my own saggy funbags. Thanks, David Beckham's sister!
sad saggy tits need should never be out in public without support...
and her face should be covered too...that face is good on becks, but not so good on the sister...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Her breasticles are not friends. They are running away from each other. But I feel a smidgen bad for her. David definitely got the lion's share of the good genes in that family-wealthy, talented, good looking. And she is his sad- tittied nanny.
So excited about AD!!!!
Oh Lawd, it's like they're escaping her.
Let's say everything that the Pistoffius lead detective is accused of is true (it's not). It still has nothing to do with whether Pisto clubbed and shot his GF.
Same with Mark Fuhrman: Let's say he was a cracker who loved to drop the N-word (he wasn't). Doesn't mean that OJ didn't slice up his ex-wife and the Mezzaluna waiter.
BTW, I just found out our Dear Leader Obama even posed with Terry Richardson. Wow, another reason to hate the fakey-smiling politician - he supports sick gross little rapists.
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Re: Becks sister. Wear a dress that covers your flabby tits and thighs. And a bra. The use of undergarments cannot be overstated.
At least she kept her legs together while being photographed, otherwise we'd get a look at her lady parts.
I am SO glad someone noticed my link!!!!
Can you believe that shit? In the comments, it is said the model is in a relationship with her own half brother, so you can see how stable this woman is....
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I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
BTW, I just found out our Dear Leader Obama even posed with Terry Richardson. Wow, another reason to hate the fakey-smiling politician - he supports sick gross little rapists.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I think Hamill probably talked himself out of a role
That man has a serious case of bitch tits.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
That's Beckham's sister? Even Lohan hasn't mastered the saggy udders flapping in the wind look yet. Gurl, you be needing some underwire support. Titties aren't meant to be escaping to your armpits... while sitting!!! :O
Pistorious is such an idiot to be in this mess. He had everything going for him.
Only had to scroll through 10 thousand pics of Stephen Amell for that MK, lollol
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Wonky tits.
Yeah, yeah, B. Coop, you're a pussy-loving, hot-blooded, clit-slurping hetero. We get it.
Yeah. Cooper's PR bearding machine is in overdrive. This sounds suspiciously like items dropped by Tommy Girl's, Jeremy Renner's and Matthew Morrison's PR flacks: "THEY ARE STRAIGHT HE-MEN AND THEY LOVE THE POON! LOOK THEY HAVE BABIES WHICH ARE NOT FROM TURKEY BASTERS BUT FROM TRUE HET SEXING!"
Funny how actual het men don't have to have their flacks dropping items like these around.
Oh, and, if I were Beckham's sister and looked like that, I'd kill my parents. "WHY did he get ALL the PRETTY GENES?! WHY?!"
Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:59pm.
Even grosser that she's apparently banging her brother. Ewwwww.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:00pm.
Sloppy Tits?...
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Lol, good name for a punk band.
And YAY for AD!! "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it." Why can't I be Lucille Bluth?
Well, you all have pretty much said what I was thinking as far as Beckham's sister's unfortunate incident. I grew up in the 70s and even when I had cute perky boobs, I still never liked going braless. Although I did, but never liked those looks the guys were giving me (I was a sheltered child). BUT...I always appreciate natural over bolt-ons.
Sloppy Tits?...they opened up for the Chili Peppers didnt they?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Oh FFS, put your sloppy tits away, damn!
Cheap, tawdry, slattern, and uncouth.
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Submitted by Not_That_Steph_... on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:02pm.
I wonder... since David Beckham talks like a girl, does his sister talk like a man?
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She sounds like James Earl Jones.
Those sad titties. And that gut!! Ugh, put it away, gurl. Looks like she thinks she has the body before she popped out a litter of pups.
Always pack a lightweight chic cardigan, if you are gonna drink a lot. Along with your condoms, extra undies and mints. That's just lush slut 101.
I wonder... since David Beckham talks like a girl, does his sister talk like a man? That would explain a lot.
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What separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.
oh god her tits, for shame
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:23pm.
"This should have been one of the crumbs. You all would have had a field day with this one."
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/75660107.html
Unbelievable PSL. I'm surprised she didn't daringly admit she blew Terry Richardson, (not because she HAD to,but because she WANTED to, unlike all those stupid bitches who complain about stuff like that).
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What an insecure, stupid bitch that's clearly BEGGING for Terry's approval. Sad.
Kristin Wiig = Boring & Unfunny.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:23pm.
"This should have been one of the crumbs. You all would have had a field day with this one."
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/75660107.html
Unbelievable PSL. I'm surprised she didn't daringly admit she blew Terry Richardson, (not because she HAD to,but because she WANTED to, unlike all those stupid bitches who complain about stuff like that).
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"She looks like if you fuck with her she'd put a stiletto through your jugular and then charge you for the shoe repair. My kind of woman." Foxxy Brown
Now look ho's , some TiTTAYS is not camera ready. You don't have camera ready TiTTAYS then show some ass, leg or poon but PLEASE don't show yo' fugly tits, Okaaaaaay?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:36pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:33pm.
"It's not porn if it's scientific."
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Ya when I was a teenager I use to print "Geographic" after the word Hustler on my magazines just in case my mom found them. :D
Submitted by kissingassandcu... on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:59pm.
No matter what we may think there's still some guy somewhere masterbating to that pic of Beck's sis lol. Probably as we speak.
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i feel sick lol
i want to be her best friend! omg i love hot messes! LOVE IT! hot mess!!! omg omg come to me
Damn, where did her breast fat/tissue go?
You holding back the pic of Pistorius' poker MK? Or is this one of those 'haha, I made you look' jokes?
Hamill did not age well. ;-(
BCoop is trying too hard. Just walk out of the closet man, so what? You're still pretty.
Holy crap that Arrow dude has a pretty ass. Yum.
Lol, KK's gonna look like a house by July, nothing wrong with ladies that gain weight during pregnancy, but she definitely deserves the criticism for being a vain twat.
I only recognized a few of those models on the Boy Culture list, but so much yum on one page, wow!
dementa, even Becks has had a nose job. Look up before and after pics of him. He was not the perfect specimen he is now...
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I been looking around awhile
You got something for me
Oh, I got a brand new pair of roller skates
You got a brand new key
No matter what we may think there's still some guy somewhere masterbating to that pic of Beck's sis lol. Probably as we speak.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
I didn't know Ke$ha was David Beckham's sister!!!!
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Not only is Fabio missing from the top 100 male models list but so is Beiron Andersson of Sweden who famously did the GUESS layout with Anna Nicole and was considered one of the world's first male supermodels.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:33pm.
"It's not porn if it's scientific."
I don't even like David Beckham, but I gotta say he inherited all the hot in that family.
And those tits make my tits sad.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:14pm.
unless you're posing for National Geographic, don't bare them for the world.
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National Geographic..,lol, I thought them titties looked familiar, the ones I remembered were much darker and the person was sitting beside a dead Impala.
That's the kind of dress you wear when sloppy drunk isn't on the agenda. She looks ok in the sober pic.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:51pm.
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Luci my dear, I was away from the DL as I was out celebrating His Highness King Gandy's birthday. I commented a day later. His voice makes me shiver in a good way.
Bigbendy & Lucie -- that little bump on his jersey? Pfffttt, I want to see some Hammaconda-sized protruberance, not something that tiny.
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 6:06pm.
the area on his yellow jersey above his green spandex.
CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:51pm.
David Gandy is indubitably number one.
*chest bump*
I looked at the list and he's waaaaaay hotter than all of them. Oh I've missed you, Bendy - generally, but also in the Gandy birthday sluts post a few days ago. I thought we might celebrate it with chocolates and champagne and NUDES? but alas, my love, you were missing in action.
She's as clueless about her appearance as those drunken heifers you see stumbling around the Strip stuffed into tiny dresses with 5" stripper heels. Nothin' shameful about saggy tits--they happen--but, unless you're posing for National Geographic, don't bare them for the world.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 5:57pm.
LOL! I guess we just outed ourselves as the shameless sluts D:
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