Wednesday, February 20th 2013

Who Wore It Better?

I declared to myself that Julianne Moore could do no wrong when I watched her tearfully cry out, "I sucked other men's cocks," in Magnolia, but she has done wrong for the first time in the history of forever.

At the Bvlgari Celebration of Elizabeth Taylor's Jewelry Collection in Beverly Hills last night, the ginger goddess wore a $6 million diamond and emerald necklace that Richard Burton gave to La Liz during the shooting of Cleopatra in Rome. Some source tells People that when Julianne walked into the room, everybody including Drew Barrymore, Kiki Dunst, Naomi Watts and Marisa Tomei stopped to stare at the necklace. Yeah, the entire room pressed pause, because they couldn't believe that Julianne wore that necklace with daytime hair, a red dress and beige heels. Who wears that necklace with beige heels?!

Who ever styled Julianne did her ass wrong in the worst way possible. The only way to wear that necklace is to wear it with a headdress made of hypodermic needles, e-cigarettes and an FTD bouquet.

That necklace just doesn't shine on Julianne Moore the same way it shined on Elizabeth Taylor. But maybe that's because Lindsay Lohan snatched the real one and replaced it with a replica made of beer bottle glass and Barbie earrings. That's probably the real case.

Posted by: Michael K


OurMissC's picture

That red dress is overpowering the emeralds. Something neutral would have been better.

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Whamo's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:49pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:29pm.

We are surprised that Lindsay Lohan didn't swoop in and snatch it from Julianne's neck!!!

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I was just thinking that!
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How funny would a photo bomb shot of Linds in the background side eyeing it be!

Joeb's picture

I'm not sure, but I think that this necklace was from Mike Todd, not Dick Burton.

MickeyHolland's picture

When it comes to jewelry, less really is Moore. I know Liz was Hollywood royalty, but good taste was not her strong suit. As for Drew, I love her for being an original. Watts looks good, but different somehow.

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Whamo's picture

I will say they are ALL starting to look... old.

Kiki has very pretty eyes, Niomi looks quite nice as does Julianne. I do like Marisa and Drew but both are starting to hit the wall and I think Drew might have actually scraped the wall but managed to bounce off and veer back onto the road. She looks like shit with red lipstick

Liz looks fucking ridiculous wearing that wedding table center piece, I think she lost a bet with that one.
she was and unbelievably beautiful woman when she was younger though.

The necklace is thick gaudy and ugly.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:34pm.

That pantsuit is doing no favors for Marisa Tomei. She looked so cute and lively in that picture with her boyfriend a few weeks ago. This makes her look dowdy and matronly.

I think it's from the Dorothy Zbornak Collection at Sears.

que cochina's picture

Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:34pm.

That pantsuit is doing no favors for Marisa Tomei

Def looks like sumpin Nancy Reagan would've worn...IN 1988!

annobanano's picture

Julianne is still stunning.

parissucksliterally's picture

Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:29pm.

We are surprised that Lindsay Lohan didn't swoop in and snatch it from Julianne's neck!!!

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I was just thinking that!

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CindyBman's picture

I think JM wore it beautifully. She didn't try to compete with the necklace -- Liz Taylor could. I mean, look at that photo with the hat and she pulled it off!

If JM had tried to get glitzy, everyone would have ragged on her saying she was trying to be like Liz. This way, she showed respect to the necklace and Liz Taylor.

tonicbitch's picture

I'm probably in the minority but I'm not a fan of big jewelry like that, I think most people can't pull it off without it looking gaudy.

miz cynical's picture

Wow. I didn't realize how old Julianne's neck & decolletage look! I agree that the color combo is too Christmas-y. Don't care for the nude heels on her, either.

Kiki Dunst - aww. I didn't know that she was still around! Is she even doing indie flicks anymore? I feel like I haven't seen her in anything in quite some time.

Marisa Tomei - she has a gorgeous body, why is she dressed like someone's grandmother?

Naomi Watts is wearing too much black. She looks overwhelmed.

Drew Barrymore is always a bohemian/hippie mess so I don't expect much from her.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Emeralds look so pretty on the ginges. Doesn't help that she is really pretty.

Why is Marisa trying to look her age? No ma'am with that pantsuit!

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Deb's picture

Drew's necklace is gorgeous. I love all the colors. I think that Julianne could have carried this off if she wore a black ot white gown, better shoes, and an updo. ITA with MK, one does NOT wear nude pumps with a necklace that bold and exquisite.

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Event Horizon's picture

If someone brought me a 6 mil necklace, id have to buy a whole new wardrobe to make sure every article of clothing I owned went perfectly with it.

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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:35pm.

I don't really get the fuss about elizabeth taylor.

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i feel that way about angelina jolie.

I'll be stoned for this, but I like it better on Julianne. Not only is it gorgeous with her beautiful coloring, but the lack of a dandelion hat means the attention isn't drawn away from the necklace.

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You would think for an event anything Liz Taylor, these women would look a bit festive & fun....they look so blah. I bet the non stars (the Memaws of Bev. Hills) at the event looked more fabulous.

Joeb's picture

I saw that little evening wear accessory and want to know what happened to the earrings that go with it. I wonder if she is the owner or if it's on rental. The emeralds are amazing: big old paperwieghts perfectly matched in color and cut to perfection. I wanted the set but had to settle for underwear instead.

Daniee's picture

It's okay and matches her colours, but that center part and straightened hair is RUINING that look. Larger hair with small waves would have done it better. Also, dress could be a little shorter.

Did Julianne go get one of those mid face lifts recently? I didn't think she was that old. Never ages, this one.

I love Julianne Moore, and want her hair color sooo badly. I've tried to copy it to no avail. I love nude pumps but I agree that they are a mismatch with the necklace- too casual.

I don't really get the fuss about elizabeth taylor. I think it's because she reminds me of my evil neighbor growing up who had similar black eyebrows, black hair and hairstyle (probably copying liz). liz's face looked kind of doughy to me, even in her good years

louise_brooks's picture

That pantsuit is doing no favors for Marisa Tomei. She looked so cute and lively in that picture with her boyfriend a few weeks ago. This makes her look dowdy and matronly.

TexnDoc's picture

I remember St Angelina in black and emerald at a couple Oscars back. She was stunning. Should have let her wear it.

que cochina's picture

Jesum crow, what, did Drew let her infant apply mama's blush with a house paint brush?

The necklace is wearing her. Ms Taylor although far from perfect (thank goodness) she knew about jewelry and what to wear with them. Taylor gave the jewels life.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:28pm.

Oh please. It's a NECKLACE, that's it. A necklace worn by a famous woman....a woman...not a God. Can we all please get over Liz Taylor like she cured cancer and invented the wheel?
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Ophelias evil twin's picture

I dare Julianne to wear the centrepiece that's on La liz's head. yipes.

M.E.'s picture

Who cares?

Nanners's picture

The necklace is wearing her. Might as well have had a no name actress or cute dog wear it.

You need to OWN it bitch.

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suckandfuck's picture

We are surprised that Lindsay Lohan didn't swoop in and snatch it from Julianne's neck!!!

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suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

vsminimoose's picture

Oh please. It's a NECKLACE, that's it. A necklace worn by a famous woman....a woman...not a God. Can we all please get over Liz Taylor like she cured cancer and invented the wheel?

can be a pushy broad's picture

Red/Green. A bit too Christmasy for my taste.
When you don't see a picture of Elizabeth Taylor for awhile and then you see it, Man, she was breathtakingly beautiful.

louise_brooks's picture

That dress is hideous. It is like a red version of Marge Simpson's green dress.

Elizabeth was bigger than life and all of these actresses pale next to her. But thank you jeebus for not letting Hohan attend this event.

How come she gets to wear it? Who owns it now?

Meatblocks's picture

drew barrymore's necklace for the win.
no offense to liz but the redhead wears the emeralds better ... much better.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY