What Happens When You Let Lindsay Lohan Borrow A Designer Dress
Even the Salvation Army shouldn't let Lindsay Lohan borrow a dress unless they don't want it back or are okay with it coming back to them drenched in bottom shelf vodka and covered with the blood splatters of some chick she hit in the face with a bottle. The only real reason to let Lindsay Lohan borrow a dress is if you've taken a $1 million life insurance policy (they really should sell life insurance policies for dresses) out on it and you want it to disappear off the face of the planet so you can cash in. But Lindsay Lohan's own personal Captain-Save-A-Ho Charlie Sheen helped a trick out again by sweet talking stylist Phillip Bloch into getting her a dress for an amFAR event two weeks ago. LiLo wore a beaded dress from Theia that cost $1,750. When Theia got the dress back, it was in the same state as Lindsay Lohan's career:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That dress is just a tattered pile of tragicness. It's like a dress version of White Oprah.
You're close if you're thinking that LiLo's dress looks like that because after she spilled some whiskey on it, a pack of drunk wolves attacked her and dragged her into an alley where a high-speed dump truck ran into her, sending her flying into a trash can fireplace. A source tells UsWeekly that LiLo's dress looks like that because it ripped at a club after the amFAR event.
"She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] -- she couldn't possibly wear it like that -- so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress. She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! She's out of control and behaving really badly."
Hey, at least they got the dress back and if they shake all the coke residue off of it, they probably have enough for a pretty fat line. Also, they can sell it on eBay as a Lohan original! And yes, White Oprah is going to want a cut of that sale.
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Looks like someone got bigger implants...
I blame whoever invites this skanky asshole slut anywhere they deserve the hell she brings with her...who the f lends this trainwreck anything, I just hope and pray her trial finally brings her the justice she sooooood deserves. Jail won't straighten her out, I say bring back Jerry Buss and Mindy McCready and lets give the Grim Reaper Lilo!! She is not needed here.
Well, I think it's a fug dress anyway. What the hell could she have done to it that required cutting off more than half of it and chucking it?
I wouldn't be surprised if she did something to it in a fit of rage. I've known some crazy people who in their anger would destroy things, often clothes (belonging to other people, of course), by cutting or even bleaching.
she looks like she's 50 now......she is offically in her downward spiral.....Okay...I say that she will be in the 27 club.....IF she's lucky
Tigerlily, may i PWEEEEEESE borrow that goldnugget you just dropped as my new siggie-line??
I only have three questions:
1. Who is the IDIOT from AmFAR that invited her to their event?
2. How STUPID is anyone who lends, supports or has any interaction with this WASTE of oxygen?
3. WHY is this WASTER still trolling the streets and not behind bars?
Submitted by contrario on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 7:28pm.
Every passing month she look a year older.
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Make that day. Seriously.
If Linds were forced to work a 9-5 like that rest of us and pay her own bills and be responsible for her own well being, I think she would homeless, starving and dead inside a month. Just zero ability to take care of herself much less be conciouentious of others. This, dear readers, is what mental illness looks like...
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
A few years back (maybe 2009?) I was in a PR class at my university and we were to interview/shadow a PR professional for the entire semester. I decided to go with a PR consultant for law firms...a girl in my class decided to go the fashion PR route (as that is what she was interested in)...she happened to find someone (a PR person for a fashion boutique of sorts) that had worked with Lindsay Lohan. When the girl presented her report she told the class that the person took her into her office and had a call regarding Lohan and that she heard the entire thing and pretty much said that the woman had nothing but negative things to say about Lohan. She said that the woman was basically screaming at Lohan's people because they had lent her a few articles of clothing and that they never received them back and that she said "she is completely unprofessional, irrelevant...what does she do with our stuff? sell it for drug money?" She was basically saying that she's a has been that nobody wants to work with anymore...at the time I thought it might have been an exaggeration, but as time has gone by and people have publicly trashed her, I believe everything the woman said now. Lohan is ridiculous.
I've been within feet of her 2 times and she looks frail, drug addled and paranoid. She even shoved my friend at a club in Hollywood once. This girl's career has been over.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 7:37pm.
That's like hiring Bernie Madoff to be your financial advisor! It's like hiring Mama June as a nutrionist! You may as well hire Dr. Kervorkian to be your damn life coach...or...or...Jeffrey Dahmer as your personal chef!
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LMFAO!!!! Holy shit Tiger that's fucking gold I tell ya GOLD Jerry!
Mama June, Jeffery Dahmer....BWAAAAHAAA!!!
Cum is a difficult stain to get out...
$1700 though? Lord, that'd pay for my rent for nearly 3 months. Yet Crackhead Linds gets lent a dress, returns it chopped up and the lender gets a touch of her taint for that instead? Okay.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I agree with all you guys in that WTF do you expect giving Lindsay anything at all!?? Not only that you'd have to be a first rate moron to want Lindsay to wear or promote any of your clothes or products. What the fuck is it about her image that would make one think she'd do anything but put it in negative light?
Sorry, but I'm team Lilo on this one...I mean really, if you lend a Lohan ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, you simply get what you deserve which is getting ROYALLY fucked up the ass with a big ego and only sea jasper as lube. Who lends anything to a Lohan? That's like hiring Bernie Madoff to be your financial advisor! It's like hiring Mama June as a nutrionist! You may as well hire Dr. Kervorkian to be your damn life coach...or...or...Jeffrey Dahmer as your personal chef! Loaning Lilo anything of value is akin to flushing that very thing of value down the toilet minus the plumming bill...Oh wait, bitch is an epic toilet clogger so there you have it.
No sympathy for ANYONE who enables this piece of trash.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Anyone who loans anything to her, lets her into a store without watching her every move, rents her a room, offers her a job, etc, is a dumb shit. You'd deserve to get taken by this 3rd rate grifter if you trust her with anything.
Every passing month she look a year older.
Officer Krupke, you've done it again!
This slore don't need a job, she needs a year in
the pen!
It ain't just a question of "misunderstood,"
Deep down inside her, SHE'S NO GOOD! (She's no good!)
She's no good, she's no good, she's no earthly good,
Like the beeeest of her is no damn good!
Oh, and you do not Fix a dress with scissors. Morons!
Does this dumb bitch destroy everything she touches? She has no respect for others at all.
"She's out of control" and "behaving badly"? No soup for you!
They have only themselves to blame. There's a reason Charlie Sheen had to make calls for her. Everyone with sense hung-up and laughed their asses off when they heard Lindsay Lohan wanted to borrow a dress for an event.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 6:34pm.
The after picture looks discolored too. She did try to clean it in the washer and dryer?
Serves him right for loaning her a dress, but it was only $1750 for advertising, so, slow clap?
The person I feel bad for the the stylist that got her the dress in the first place. Think designers will take his calls now? Lol.
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Don't feel too bad- Bloch has been around for a while, is well connected, and seems to be doing just fine.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 6:45pm.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 6:41pm.
Thank god for Lindsay Lohan. She's a blessing to all celeb gossip blogs.
lol, true
I still preferred Brit in the Adnan/Sam era.
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For all her crazy, and lack of singing talent, Britney is at least likable. She's not a total raging asshole who steals shit, drives drunk and/or high, destroys property, evades her taxes, and then uses every excuse in the book to get out of facing the consequences for her actions.
So yeah, Team Britney. All the way.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
hey lohan you're a barfly and a fukin pig
She's just a turd, no more passes for this hooker.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
I envision Sixteen Candles where the drunk-ass friend butchers Caroline's hair to free it from the door.
Let me fix that for you Lindsay baby!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 6:13pm.
I have no sympathy for these morons who keep lending things to her. Serves you right. Ugly dress, too.
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yup. got what they deserved.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
So Blohan's stylist friend was able to turn an evening gown into a mini dress in the front and a cocktail dress in the back? Get that chick on Project Runway.
Come at me bitch!
She can't afford a $1700 dress?
That's kind of pathetic.....not pathetic for a "regular" person but if you can "afford" to live out of hotels and starred in a Lifetime movie less than a year before.....that's fucking sad.
Submitted by Happy Hour: "Any idiot doing favors for this trick is doing it for publicity."
Exactly. And if they haven't figured out what a scumbag she is, they're too stupid for life.
Which is not to excuse her. I don't think it was an accident. She just likes to destroy things. Seriously. She gets pleasure from it, and from imagining the bad feelings it causes.
I literally *GASPED* when I saw the after pic, but then....... The designer was probably ready to toss this fugly dress in the trash and write it off as a loss when Lilo came along in need of something. So, free publicity!
Ha. "She's behaving very badly!" was Jennifer Saunders catch phrase for when Naomi Campbell guested on AbFab.
Nothing surprises me anymore with this messy ho. Shameless user she is & a big liar too.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 6:34pm.
Right? That's probably exactly what happened.
I think what I hate most about this idiot is how delusional she is an how people keep enabling her and letting her get away with shit. Fuck!
Submitted by princesspoppy on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 6:41pm.
Thank god for Lindsay Lohan. She's a blessing to all celeb gossip blogs.
lol, true
I still preferred Brit in the Adnan/Sam era.
When I borrow something that doesn't belong to me I'm careful as FUCK with it and I make sure I return it in the same condition I borrowed it in. But then again I have something called RESPECT.
I never thought it was possible for someone to have a "reverse Midas touch" until I started reading about this individual on D-Listed.
But, as has been stated before on here countless times, when you know the end result of something, why do it? Why do designers/boutiques get pissed off when their shit gets trashed? Isn't the definition of insanity "doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"? I'm starting to believe that *she* is the sane one in all of this.
You help the Cracken and you get crack burns.
No sympathy.
Oh My God, I hate this chick. Not because she is a mess, but because she is so fucking stupid. And reckless. And a cunt. She is old enough now to know how to keep her mess at home or at least underwraps if she is in public. That is what the rest of us do. We at least wipe off our armpits and genitals with babywipes and spray down before we go out and put on a clean outfit and have someone else drive and then take a discreet swig on a flask in the frozen food section. And be nice, smile, smile, smile. But this chick doesn't care and that pisses me off. And you destroy others people's property and steal, and that really pisses me off. Get in the real world and grow up.
Thank god for Lindsay Lohan. She's a blessing to all celeb gossip blogs.
Gaaa! Imagine the crusty seepage on this thing!
*runs away screaming*
She was a ho-girl...
Submitted by Pygar2000 on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 6:36pm.
Her name is LiLo she was a showgirl....
Its just a publicity stunt. Anybody who loans lino anything knows it will be stolen or trashed. I see sans fards made the same point, and I agree its one fugly dress--more of a design for a BBW.
PS. Looks like everyone made this same point. Her dope fiend shit is predictable and boring.
Her name is LiLo she was a showgirl....
The only silly person in this is the one who loaned Lindsay the dress. At this point everyone should know better than to do business or favors for this crazy chick.
This is what you get motherfuckers! You lend or do something human for that walking shit stain then you are asking to get fucked - and not in a nice way!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
she burned a hole in the dress when the rock fell out of the crack pipe
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
The after picture looks discolored too. She did try to clean it in the washer and dryer?
Serves him right for loaning her a dress, but it was only $1750 for advertising, so, slow clap?
The person I feel bad for the the stylist that got her the dress in the first place. Think designers will take his calls now? Lol.
are we sure Charlie didn't make this dress himself out of tinsel?
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Sucky 12/19
She did that ugly rag a favour.
Is this the caption this contest?
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