What Happens When You Let Lindsay Lohan Borrow A Designer Dress
Even the Salvation Army shouldn't let Lindsay Lohan borrow a dress unless they don't want it back or are okay with it coming back to them drenched in bottom shelf vodka and covered with the blood splatters of some chick she hit in the face with a bottle. The only real reason to let Lindsay Lohan borrow a dress is if you've taken a $1 million life insurance policy (they really should sell life insurance policies for dresses) out on it and you want it to disappear off the face of the planet so you can cash in. But Lindsay Lohan's own personal Captain-Save-A-Ho Charlie Sheen helped a trick out again by sweet talking stylist Phillip Bloch into getting her a dress for an amFAR event two weeks ago. LiLo wore a beaded dress from Theia that cost $1,750. When Theia got the dress back, it was in the same state as Lindsay Lohan's career:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That dress is just a tattered pile of tragicness. It's like a dress version of White Oprah.
You're close if you're thinking that LiLo's dress looks like that because after she spilled some whiskey on it, a pack of drunk wolves attacked her and dragged her into an alley where a high-speed dump truck ran into her, sending her flying into a trash can fireplace. A source tells UsWeekly that LiLo's dress looks like that because it ripped at a club after the amFAR event.
"She said that the dress had ripped [at a club after the fundraiser] -- she couldn't possibly wear it like that -- so her stylist friend went to the club bouncer and requested some scissors to repair the torn part of the dress. She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! She's out of control and behaving really badly."
Hey, at least they got the dress back and if they shake all the coke residue off of it, they probably have enough for a pretty fat line. Also, they can sell it on eBay as a Lohan original! And yes, White Oprah is going to want a cut of that sale.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 8:14pm.
This is why I live by something my stepfather taught me about "loaning" things out to people (especially those who you know are irresponsible); "you either say NO or simply let them have it outright from the very beginning because you know you probably wont see it again and count it as a loss."
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You received some excellent advice, TOPANGA! My sister said the same thing to me once about a loan I intended to make: "Only loan her the money if you don't care about getting it back."
Charlie Sheen and LL have a lot in common--they were both once good-looking stars who could have "had it all." His looks are shot and hers are going. But at least he has that crappy show on FX going for him. She's nothing but a joke and a trashy mess.
*rolls eyes* The 27 Club is for people with talent. Just being a common druggie does not get you in.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
im sure it will auction off pretty nicely on ebay
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Twatty, that story reminds me of the Sweetest Thing when Jane goes to the cleaners to get the cum stain out. "Think, Jane, think!!"
do design houses which lend dresses really want them back? they can't possibly sell them as new goods
I always thought they were "lent" in quotations and with a big *wink wink* attached
Rande -- being that it was the friend of a friend, I don't know the exact details, but I got the impression it was a bit of a misfire.
LargeMarge -- then you've got to wonder why Charlie is giving Blohan things. Her vagina is anything but ripe; rotten is more like it.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Her form is so unfortunate. I don't think she's ever had a waist, but now her abdomen is 80% protruding, tortured liver.
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"i love your mediocrity!"
"no, it's yours i'm a fan of!"
"aren't both so awkward and authentic and kooky?"
"i know, right?" -fredfred, 02/11/2013
You can't make this shit up. OMG.
Jesus, she is such an asshole.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:22pm.
I had a friend whose friend's boyfriend ejaculated on her fur coat. This woman took her fur coat to the cleaner and was hesitant to tell the cleaner what it was on the fur coat. Finally, the cleaner just said straight, "listen, lady, I've seen it all; just tell me what it is, I can get it out." She finally told him what it was (cum) and he got it out.
lollllllll. Was it an accident? A misfire? Was it chilly out?
I get borrowing jewlery from designers for the Oscars or whatever, but I never understood borrowing designer dresses. Who are the people paying $1700 for a dress that somebody already wore?
Was in Manhattan Beach lat weekend and there was. Designer cosignment shop selling visibly used prada and dior purses for like $500...several had ripped lining or stains!
Wondering what I could offer Charlie for a condo and a dress.
Apparently he's not very discretionary.
All one really needs is a ripe vagina.
Lindsey... sigh.
Speaking of repulsive people, my roommate is (torturing me by) watching Jesse James' show. He referred to Sandra Bullock as a "whatever".
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"Not judging or being gossipy on Dlisted is like when I go to a hotel with a bag of dildos and I get stoned and wind up using the bed to watch Judge Judy and that's it." -- SFRBully, 1/24/2013
Am I imagining things or has she done something like this before? While she was infesting her way through London a few months back? She's under the illusion that her pasty legs look hot with her spray tanned upper half.
I used to think it was the drugs but she's just a plain ole cunt, ain't she?
It never comes back! Where is my rim shot?
carefreea -- "cum is a difficult stain to get out." This is from a long time ago, but I had a friend whose friend's boyfriend ejaculated on her fur coat. This woman took her fur coat to the cleaner and was hesitant to tell the cleaner what it was on the fur coat. Finally, the cleaner just said straight, "listen, lady, I've seen it all; just tell me what it is, I can get it out." She finally told him what it was (cum) and he got it out.
Meatblocks -- doesn't she look particularly haggy here, I mean worse than her usual hagginess? Like 50 year old plus, hanging out at the bar at 3:00am, hoping anybody will take her home? Willing to give you a rim job if you give her a place to sleep for the night? Ugh, I think I just made myself sick.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
What kind of dumb ass would loan her an expensive gown?
Baby Jane Hudson, is that you?
her face. it's like the face of a hefty brooding drunk old hag at the end of any bar, usa trying to make eye contact at last call ... the fuckin midnight medusa, don't look. it wants a drink, then it wants a ride, then it wants (* wrinkled hand on thigh*) ... AUUUGGGGHH!!!!!!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
And another thing, who borrows a $1700 dress? Why didn't Sheen just buy it for her?
Someone wasn't paying attention to her, so she ripped her dress. Then, for more attention, she cut it to shreds.
Stylist Philip Bloch (he's still around?) just bought himself easily a lot more than $1,700 cost of the gown in this negative press. Guy hadda know Lilo would TRASH whatever she wore, and viola, she accommodates. What a klassless slag she is, but really, who would loan her a dress, now?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Somebody was telling me today about a fancy condo that Sheen bought for some random woman in Hollywood, just because. She's apparently not even all that. She gets the condo and he gets who knows what...
You know she is just smugly thinking she did the designer a favor and blaming everyone involved for any bad feelings they have. It is never her fault. I am patiently awaiting the day when she hits her wall.
That being said, I want to see a picture of the dress post cut.
All in on fashiony ass bitches! Hunty, chile yess! Do you!
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 7:37pm.
That's like hiring Bernie Madoff to be your financial advisor! It's like hiring Mama June as a nutrionist! You may as well hire Dr. Kervorkian to be your damn life coach...or...or...Jeffrey Dahmer as your personal chef!
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LMFAO!!!! Holy shit Tiger that's fucking gold I tell ya GOLD Jerry!
Mama June, Jeffery Dahmer....BWAAAAHAAA!!!
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I'm shaking my head that some of these Hollywood types still need to be schooled tiger style. WTF????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LOL! Tigerlilly...you killed it. This bitch has no shame at all and I'm sure she didn't even think twice about ripping that dress to shreds!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
G-d bless Lilo for showing us what true fashiony is.
Dems some ugly ass Blanche Devereux shoes too.
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Super long time lurker, first time poster. I can't live without Lohan drama! Makes my drama-less life seem less boring, more peaceful. I think Lohan didn't find the dress flattering enough so she modified it. Meaning she wanted to show her legs. Frankly, I'll bet she looked a lot cuter after she turned it into a minidress, because floor-length kind of makes her look matronly, what with the facial bloat. Also, who cares about a $1750 dress in their world. I'm sure that's nothing to the designer/stylist.
It's very suspicious that Charlie Sheen has anything to do with her. Also? She's starting to look more and more like that "Mob Wives"lady Renee Graziano. In other words — the definition of graceful and demure.
Remind me to add "fashiony" to my lexicon *eye roll*
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 8:05pm.
"The black kid chopped up the dress! After the cactuses ran out and tripped me,
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Lol, you guys are killin me tonight :D
No sympathy. Thought you knew, bitches! You can't party down a in floor length gown.
The candy corn crackie caper strikes again! Suprise surprise .
Ditto on what Tigerlily said!!! Bwaaaa!!
This designer got exactly what they deserved for loaning anything to this POS.
Lohan is so tawdry that she can't even get a loaner from the Jackyn Smith collection at Kmart!!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
What really scares me is that it seems too short to be a dress now. Think about it.
Submitted by mongoose on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 7:42pm.
She said that the woman was basically screaming at Lohan's people because they had lent her a few articles of clothing and that they never received them back and that she said "she is completely unprofessional, irrelevant...what does she do with our stuff? sell it for drug money?"
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mmm yep, hit the nail right on the head, there. I always wondered how she managed to pay off her dealers.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Tigerlilly's quote - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAGAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!! *dies*
This is why I live by something my stepfather taught me about "loaning" things out to people (especially those who you know are irresponsible); "you either say NO or simply let them have it outright from the very beginning because you know you probably wont see it again and count it as a loss."
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
I just have to have this palate cleanser for under my wheels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gha79UZVRk0
Oh God I love you all so much.
I thought so too, possum (the bigger implants). Did Sheen give/loan/pay for them in exchange for some of her time?
The dress wasn't so much LOANED as it was LOHANED.
Nice.
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"The black kid chopped up the dress! After the cactuses ran out and tripped me, and I couldn't catch myself because I had a giant sack of sea jasper!"
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Submitted by FaerieBad1: "Does this dumb bitch destroy everything she touches?"
YES.
It absolutely has to be intentional. The way she trashed Liz Taylor's trailer? Disgusting.
Charlie Sheen is her motha fuckin mac daddy now.
Oh, she's totally fucking Charlie Sheen.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 7:47pm.
Tigerlily, may i PWEEEEEESE borrow that goldnugget you just dropped as my new siggie-line??
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A mess doesn't even begin to describe this trick tbh
Of you're a fashion designer and some stylist utters the names Lindsay Lohan you immediately hang up the phone. That's what you get for fucking with her. NEXT!
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