The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 20th!

Kim K was ecstatic at the thought of wearing a dress made of black sacs. - OurMissC

Runners-up:

Oscar de la Renta's "Orphan Smuggler" gown was a hit with Angie Jo. - TelevisedRevolution

Yes, there was lots of snickering at first. But soon her wardrobe was the envy of the other Carnival Cruise passengers. - loozer

If no one asks you to the prom, Don't Get Mad, Get Glad! - snowpiece

via Break.com

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 8:07pm.

Congratulations OurMissC, TL and my Sn♥wy!!
I have always loved Caption This! Where else can you be recognized for mocking the misfortunes and shortcomings of others?

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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫

Submitted by Ida Smackter on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:02pm.

That was tits, OurMissC.

Well done!!!!!

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When I want your opinion, I'll take my dick out of your mouth.

Submitted by Vern on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:22pm.

Bagtastic Captions Dream Team Hookers!!!!!!!!!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:47pm.

First of all, I'd like to thank my Creator.

It was an honor just to be nominated with such an amazing group of whores.

No, really - you guys are awesome.

Thank you, Thankyouverymuch.

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God don't like ugly.

Submitted by misslainey on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 12:22pm.

Congrats to the winners! Snowpiece, yours made me snicker loudly!

Submitted by where_da_booze_at on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:14am.

HAHAHAHA All highlarious!!!! Congrats winners!!!

Submitted by tojo on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:07am.

I knew these were going to be good! All of them are winners...congrats!

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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:54am.

Holy all star line-up!! Congrats and fricking LMAO OurMissC, TVR, loozer and snoooowwaaay!! *looks up all your skirts*

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:53am.

Lmao!!!! Congratulations winners!! These were great. :)

* 100% hotness verified by WHAMO. :P *

www.poopreport.com :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Submitted by Rocket on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:42am.

Wow! All great!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:42am.

Well done! All very clever.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:26am.

loozy and phatz♥ super keut 2gether

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 10:04am.

awwww I'm up there with my honey, looooooozer!♥ congrats Miss C and TV!!
thanks MK!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:56am.

I love all of these! Great job winners!

Submitted by OurMissC on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:52am.

Thanks MK and big congrats to TR, loozer and Snowy!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:44am.

congrats winners, great job mah funny slutwhores!

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"Screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!"

Submitted by cocogirl29 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:21am.

<3 Lilo found the perfect dress for her next red carpet appearance.

Submitted by cocogirl29 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:20am.

<3 Lilo found the perfect dress for her next red carpet appearance.

Submitted by cocogirl29 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 9:18am.

<3 Lindsay Lohan has found her next red carpet dress.

Submitted by olsmiddy on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 7:56am.

This season on Project Runway, the Unconventional Materials Challenge took the designers to a Romanian trash heap.

Submitted by LareezyDaBreezy on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 3:29am.

This is the hefty bag prom dress Bella should have worn. All courtesy of Kristen's mouth breathing. Edward is a lucky chap, with them sharp teefs and everything.

*Crackie is growing up*

Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:57am.

Kelly Clarkson covets her illegitimate child with Clive Davis, butt says ...

"... he's full of sh*t! Therefore, I'm prepared for the difficult birth of my next 'Ow, Bum?"

Submitted by Imperial Whore on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:38am.

The Girl with the Tragic Balloon dress.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:16am.

While Jessica is a full on lawn and leaf size celebrity, Ashlee shall forever remain kitchen sized.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:22am.

"What makes you fart a little longer, makes you feel stronger, smell it as it lingers, check it with your fingers, stand a little taller, cause it's running down your collar ..."

"Ok Kelly, I've got to suck some c@ck right now and then throw up - not in that order - butt I'll be back to fu#k you in a few minutes - after I finish my book.

(The Kelly Clarkson - Clive Davis Chapter)

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 1:10am.

Reason #9562 why one should never get take-out at Taco Bell.

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Submitted by Honeybadger on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:59pm.

On the next "Teen Mom": the Diaper Genie Prom Dress.

Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK

Submitted by listedD on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:45pm.

White Trash Bitch

Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:31pm.

Calista Flockhart comments to papparrazi on her husbands's Blade Runner movie parallels to the recent news in South Africa ...

"Oscar your Pistorius, Reeva right up your Steenkamp, eat the shit from my dress leakage, lick my recycling, stop Harrison' my Ford. Carrie my Fisher to your dogs, pizza my F'n hutt, suck my Flockhart & F#@k your parents too! -

Thankyou!"

Submitted by Euromutt on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:12pm.

Submitted by Esteem on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 5:35pm.

The apex of Kayne's newest line: The KarTRASHian

LOL!

Submitted by complication on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 11:06pm.

Ann Hathaway goes Hefty for her next role

Submitted by Mag_9000series on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 10:50pm.

Little Natalie Portman will soon reprise her oscar-winning role in "Black Swan 2: Clinically-Insane Ballet Dancer" which picks up right where the first one left off; the ICU followed by the psych ward where she struggles to regain her sanity. This time, however, Portman assures the haters out there that ALL of the dancing- including the film's climactic psych ward talent show competition scenes (pictured above)- is performed by Portman, herself. Take THAT haters.

Submitted by Mag_9000series on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 10:14pm.

...and this is all that was left of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 10:26pm.

Despite the colostomy, she still enjoys the all you can eat Chinese buffet..

Submitted by fleawatch on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 10:06pm.

Certain things you shouldn't do yourself, gastric bypass is one of them.........

Submitted by Homeless J on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 2:11am.

The Amber Alert was displayed on every highway sign & school displays nation wide:

"Do not approach Lindsay Lohan, she's gonna blow somebody, anybody, anywhere!"

Submitted by @Staxcellence on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:55pm.

After seeing the pictures, Hilary Duff concluded that she dodged a bullet when Aaron Carter took LiLo to his prom.

Submitted by GingeMinge on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:51pm.

At the Hollywood Upstairs Fashion Design College, earn your degree in just THREE HOURS!!

Submitted by Spkheller on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:46pm.

What happens when you let Lindsay Lohan borrow a designer dress...

Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:53pm.

Vice President Biden went on to say ...

"I said, 'Jill, if there's ever a problem with that garbage bag, Lindsay Lohan, just walk out on the balcony here ... put that double-barrelled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house.'

"I promise you, she is not coming in, because she's only two-ply. You know we are impotent up to and beyond four-play!"

Submitted by foreveraloneclub on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:22pm.

In Soviet Russia, trash bag throws YOU out.

Submitted by brasky on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:15pm.

Sorry, Winona, there are no plans to do a Beetlejuice remake. But you look great!

Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 9:13pm.

"I'm a little garbage bag, short and stout. These are my lyrics, this is my pout!"

(Kelly Clarkson disputes her song writing abilities with Clive Davis in his office).

Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 8:48pm.

Rooney Mara's prom pic.

Submitted by Spider73 on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 8:27pm.

No matter what I try, I can't get rid of these dark bags under my thighs.

Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 8:55pm.

The promos for the new 'Carrie' movie were very supportive of recycling. Sources say that John Travolta & Sissy Spacek are all in for supporting rolls!