Can A Cannoli Get Gonorrhea?
Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life
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And here's something that'll make you wish you were watching Madonna suck off a water bottle instead.
The health department PSA disguised as a docuseries called Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life airs in April and MTV is promoting it by rolling out heave-worthy clips like the one above. We already know that Ke$hit sips from a cup full of her own bladder whiskey in her docuseries and now here's a clip of here giving a cannoli a half-assed blow job. Blowing a cannoli isn't the grossest part. Ke$ha just had to share the cannoli cream with her friends by feeding it to them Alicia Silverstone-style.
I've seen a lot of snowball scenes, but this is the most disgusting snowball scene I've ever seen. Well, I guess if Ke$hit insists on giving you her mouth diseases, you might as well get a little sweet cream out of it.
via HuffPo
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What the #%@& is going on in... the WORLD right now? Ke$ha needs a TV show? It's bad enough there are bad singers who have other people create catchy songs that make them popular, but this bitch's songs SUCK! She's another non-singer, but she's also hideous... in addition to the suckage. WHY do these weak celebs keep getting MORE opportunities to infest the public?
Question: What is the lowest sub-species in the universe?
Answer: Paris Hilton? Any Kardashian?
No. Ke$ha.
Oh, of course, so obvious.
Is there not one twenty something celeb on this earth that isn't an attention whore? LOOK AT MEEEEEE! LOOK WHAT I CAN DOOOOOO!!!
I hate twitter and I hate instagram and I hate whatever other means these idiots have to tell the whole world...what? Exactly. NOT A FUCKING THING.
Can't understand why this ho is even famous.
"I'm with the Get Right Crew -- Cleveland Chapter -- and don't ever mistake me for Captain Save-A-Ho"
Did anyone see her "performance " at the All Star Game? All I could think of was shrimp in a diaper...
Kesha has a career because some record exec noticed Britney Spears was still popular during her "Blackout" era, when she was messy, drugged up, and slutty. Kesha exists to appeal to whatever demographic roots for trailer trash (the teen and twenty-something female counterparts to men who liked Kid Rock in the nineties).
Britney had fans during "blackout" because people love britney's past glory, despite whatever is going on in her present.
Kesha had one or two catchy songs, and gets very little attention for pulling wild stunts. She's destined to end up on "Dancing with the Stars", or dating someone like Rob Kardashian for publicity.
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:52pm.
Her Crazy, Beautiful Life?
Honey....I make an average salary at an average job and live in an average apartment with my average boyfriend who I love.
No way in hell would I trade my life for her mess.
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That's how I feel about every celeb.
Submitted by Parablesower on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 3:35pm.
Question 1: what is a snowball scene?
Question 2: Do I really want to know what it is?
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Answer 1. Can you handle graphic sexual content?
Answer 2. Do you really want to bleach your brain?
Nope! Thanks M.E.
Question 1: what is a snowball scene?
Question 2: Do I really want to know what it is?
Mickey - I'm not a huge sweets person, or even a fried food person, but dear lord, my mouth orgasmed.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 3:23pm.
I swear, If I wasn't scared shitless to fly I would put on my Michelle Pfeiffer Scarface Dress and hop on a plane just for a taste of these.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by Reality No Show on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:58pm.
Sweet Jesus, I'm pretty sure I know the dude who is the first baby bird recipient. Guess that's what happens when you move to LA.
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MK just moved to LA. Uh oh.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 2:47pm.
God she tries so hard.
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Exactly. It's so sad, watching her try to keep up with the likes of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. Her lack of singing ability goes without saying, but if you ever watch her writhing around in her videos, you'll notice how wobbly and awkward she is. Her movements aren't fluid b/c she's just not made for this type of thing, poor thing. Hopefully she'll be able to save some of her money from this 15 minutes b/c she won't even be a blip on the radar by 2020.
Best cannoli I ever had in my life was at Isgro's Pastries at 10th & Christian in South Philly. Line out the door on the weekend. (Plus the area has that cool Mob feel.)
Link with images: http://www.bestcannoli.com/
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 3:16pm.
On account of your testimony 'eating a cannoli' now tops my bucket list. :)(I'm not very adventurous by nature.)
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Who are you calling silly cow?
OH FFS! I can't with baby birding!
The fuck?
For a 25-year-old who has never had a baby she looks horribly out of shape. Next time, she should skip the cannoli altogether.
http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Keha-Beach-2.jpg
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Mickey - I tried one for the first time a couple years ago, before bookkeeper decided to hate my ass, she be Eyetalian and she brought in a batch of homeade Cannoli. SWEET BAJEEEZUS THAT SHIT WAS DELICIOUS!
She tries so hard to be nasty--guess she never got enough attention as a child.
I'd still rather watch this than "Life is Butter Cream"
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
No. Just NO. Fuck.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
that's disgusting. jebus christmas this passes for entertainment?
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"Screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!"
I still want to taste a cannoli. Never had one in my life. It looks delish.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
So, this might be a wild stab, but I'm guessing that she isn't a virgin? *scratches head*
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Sweet Jesus, I'm pretty sure I know the dude who is the first baby bird recipient. Guess that's what happens when you move to LA.
I would rather watch a hundred billion Teen Moms with a helping of Mama June's finest sketti sauce than watch one second of this show.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Her Crazy, Beautiful Life?
Honey....I make an average salary at an average job and live in an average apartment with my average boyfriend who I love.
No way in hell would I trade my life for her mess.
does she really have fans? really?
ETA: not talking about you letinstar. seems you saw her inadvertently. hope the infection has cleared up by now!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
i hate to admit this but i saw this nasty thing in concert about 2 years ago in montreal...lmfao was the opening act...(ugh, i know)...
she of course, sucked...meanwhile lmfao was surprisingly better than we thought...
anyways, i've cleansed my self of this awful truth and can now get on with my life...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
God she tries so hard.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Ick.NAST!
"Don't forget the cannoli "
I hope the waiters did a Goodfellas and hocked snot in her food.
What's 2+2?
Gonorrhea Gonorrhea!
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Uhhhh this bitch again. You Nasstii!,
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.