Afternoon Crumbs
A check is a check: Lance Bass, SuBo, Tiffany, Wynonna Judd, The Village People and other glittery stars of the A-list universe sing about opening their mouths for a white creamy load. This is the closest any of us will get to seeing SuBo in a sex tape so take it and fap to it while you can get it - Towleroad
But for why did Entertainment Tonight make Prince Michael Jackson look like a 30-something motivational speaker? - Lainey Gossip
The German rose Micaela Schaefer is still putting her shredder to good use - Hollywood Tuna
Either Lisa Marie Presley left the Church of Tommy Girl or she used to be in the KGB (yes, I've been watching The Americans) - Celebitchy
"Hey, you filing papers over there, you want to take my daughter for a date for $500? But whatever you do, don't feed her a Frapp after midnight." - Daddy Spears to David - The Superficial
Miley Cyrus did something really shocking on Instagram. Happy Sarcasm Day! - Drunken Stepfather
FYI: British dudes do not want to hump on Kristen Stewart (and I'm sure RPattz voted for her too) - The Berry
Even though Colin Farrell looks like bruised, beaten and busted Skillrex, I still would - ICYDK
The new Real Housewife of Orange County looks like a low-budget Denise Richards wax figure with Tish Cyrus' dentures shoved into its mouth - Reality Tea
It's nice to see that one of Janet Jackson's tour costumes from the 90s made its way onto Selena Gomez's body - Popoholic
"Creatives differences" is a publicist's way of saying that even Alec Baldwin couldn't take Shia LaDouche's drunk asshole ways - Just Jared
Thanks, Post Office, but I'll keep my money in my wallet until UPS starts selling their brown coochie cutters - Jezebel
Squinty Zellweger is starring in staged photo-ops on the beach now - Popsugar
The alley way of doom between Bethenny Frankel's chichis tells me that she has the same plastic surgeon as Tori Spelling - Celebslam
The word "nigga" will continue to make an appearance on Lisa Lampanelli's tongue - Crunk + Disorderly
The people of Harlem on the Harlem Shake - Videogum
Pimp Mama Kris just pulled Kim's leash tighter, because her prized pig ain't going anywhere - I'm Not Obsessed
RiRi is spending her 25th birthday the same way she spends every day - Cityrag
Michelle Williams is growing her hair out, which is why she looks like an Emo guinea pig right now - SOW
White Oprah, is that you? - The Frisky
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I checked Lucy Liu in for a flight once and she is very average-looking. In real life she has very bad skin and looks like anybody. I was surprised how average she looked. BUT.. she was VERY sweet and friendly. She seems like a really nice, down-to-earth person.
I dunno , I don't think Zellwegger staged those pics.
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 6:01pm.
Also why do British people know who Denise Richards is?
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She was a Bond girl.
I, personally, think making "least sexy" lists is just really mean and high schoolish. Somebody doesn't tickle your fancy? So what? Don't have to be a big bully about it and post it all over school.
WTF is with those Brits listing Lucy Liu as unsexy? I'm sorry but that bitch is fucking hot as shit!
Submitted by Event Horizon: "I think everytime MK mentions Michelle Williams he needs to specify if it's the Destiny Child one or not cause I gets confuuuzed...."
I second this.
I think Lisa Marie has been out for a long time now. Remember they said she was writing songs about Scientology and how awful it was? I was happy to hear that, because she seems too smart and talented to be slave to anything with "covert ops."
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Miracle Whip is the most disgusting shit ever to grace my lips. When I was growing up my mom only bought that and she called it mayo so that's what I thought mayo was. Til I was about 30 I'd say "no mayo!" And wonder how anyone could eat that shit on everything! I love mayo now. (Actually I eat Veganaise but tastes the same.)
the RHOC are the worst, but I kind of enjoyed the original cast... they came about before reality tv famewhoring became widely popular pursuit and the show felt a bit less staged. I'm embarrassed to admit this but I'd watch if lori came back... i was fascinated by her Mask face/golddigging/supremely shitty parenting.
I think everytime MK mentions Michelle Williams he needs to specify if it's the Destiny Child one or not cause I gets confuuuzed....
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I thought Lori was going back to the RHOC because she cheated on her rich husband?
Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 5:15pm.
Every time I see Prince Michael Jackson, I see Corey Feldman.
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I see Brando's kid
"Entertainment Tonight" has always been the Hollywood industry lapdog show. Completely fawning coverage, never critical. Just publicity releases. Where is Lainey coming from so upset, they could have hired Blanket who can Ooh! And Ahh! And nod his head as well as anybody else.
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I have this sense of dread for Michael Jackson's kids. This is not what he wanted for them.
miz cynical:
skinny fat - I agree. Since the Janet fiasco thing last summer, I think that he's been spinning in his grave. I wonder what kind of papers Debbie Rowe must've signed off on that she can't step in and say anything about the situation? She has to know that this publicity nonsense goes against everything that he wanted for his kids."
I COULD NOT AGREE MORE! I knew this would happen before he even passed. The worst part is, although they're intelligent kids, they're still kids and LOVE the attention when it's given.
The mother who hired the strippers for her son's 16th birthday party is 33...
The mind boggles.
Judging by that (suspiciously dunky) clip, Prince Michael is not particularly poised at all. He mumbles like a dumb teenaged boy.
He's also quite ugly.
snark is good.
Also why do British people know who Denise Richards is?
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 4:47pm.
Lucy Liu, whom I consider one of the most gorgeous actresses around, being on that least sexy list only serves to highlight the complete lack of taste of the chronically bland and boring average British man. They probably voted Pippa Middle-aged-face-ton the sexiest.
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Not a giant Lucy Liu fan or anything, but it is pretty laughable that she's even on there. She's one of the "least sexy" compared to... what? Honestly, I don't know if she's even popular enough anymore in America to warrant landing on one of those lists on the positive or negative end.
I feel like they're (ahem) beating a dead horse with the Sarah Jessica Parker thing. Leave the poor lady alone! She has a harsh face, not much she can do about it. No reason to make her feel worse about herself.
Submitted by skinny fat: "I have this sense of dread for Michael Jackson's kids. This is not what he wanted for them."
Right? It makes me angry. I mean, it's not MY kids, but it pisses me off.
And frankly, they only want Prince Michael for his father's notoriety - he's very unappealing.
Now Paris, on the other hand, is just gorgeous, and I think she wants to be famous. But she's young and foolish, and if she were my kid she'd have to wait until she was 18 and out of my control.
Kim K all of a sudden craving privacy is like when Parisite had to make that U-turn back to virginity as her career tanked, trying to say she'd only screwed 3 or 4 guys. Kim really is on Paris's career trajectory.
Oh please, let this signal the end of the Kardashians. PLEASE!
I like Michelle Williams' short hair, it's perfect for her face.
I'd have that trashy mother arrested too, if my child (don't have one, but still) went to a teenage birthday party with strippers. That's just gross.
bam bam - it's definitely as intense as Homeland, like edge of your seat, can't wait for the next episode intense. It's also really cool to see how these spies are trying to spy on America in the early 80s using the technology available at the time. Also, it's interesting looking back and thinking, wow, remember when the Cold War was the biggest threat to America?
i noticed the Towelroad writer name checked Hellman's Mayonnaise. Team Hellman's!
/checks cd collection to make sure i own nothing by any of the people who sang on behalf of satan's semen in a jar
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Every time I see Prince Michael Jackson, I see Corey Feldman.
Lisa Marie has awesome hair, and Miley is just a messed-up, sad burnout. Go away.
Miley Cyrus is more pathetic than Speidi, Bieber, or Ke$hit for attention. I remember reading here someone wanted her "to fall and to fall hard" and that person must be very happy these days.
When will these aging hipster wannabes realize that using the N word will never make you cool, it just makes you sound like an aging racist.
There is a reason white folks can't use the N word. Especially white folk over 20. It makes you look stupider than you might be
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 4:49pm.
The comment on the link to Frankel is that she is a buttaface. Seriously? Her body is disgusting! Skin and bones passing as "slim" and fugly bolt-one with a massively bony clavicle protruding.
This is what is "hot"? I'll take my body anyday over that.
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ITA with you Irish.
I'd take your body anytime of the day. ;-P
@ miz cynical, I'd heard the Americans is a great show, a must see deal like the first few episodes of Homeland.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Rihanna: 25 going on 12.
Also, Shia, when Alec Baldwin thinks YOU are an asshole it really is time to throw yourself off a cliff.
Why the fuck would Lucy Lui be on that list? She's hot as hell.
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"Marriage is what you do when you decide one cock is good enough to let the owner annoy you for the rest of your life." - TrashyWilma
The comment on the link to Frankel is that she is a buttaface. Seriously? Her body is disgusting! Skin and bones passing as "slim" and fugly bolt-one with a massively bony clavicle protruding.
This is what is "hot"? I'll take my body anyday over that.
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Lucy Liu, whom I consider one of the most gorgeous actresses around, being on that least sexy list only serves to highlight the complete lack of taste of the chronically bland and boring average British man. They probably voted Pippa Middle-aged-face-ton the sexiest.
skinny fat - I agree. Since the Janet fiasco thing last summer, I think that he's been spinning in his grave. I wonder what kind of papers Debbie Rowe must've signed off on that she can't step in and say anything about the situation? She has to know that this publicity nonsense goes against everything that he wanted for his kids.
I have this sense of dread for Michael Jackson's kids. This is not what he wanted for them.
Lisbet - yeah, Lucy Liu shouldn't have been on that list at all. She has a gorgeous smile.
WTF??? The Kraptrashians have been on TV for 7 years? We are doomed.
I thought the new chick on RHOC looked rather horsey, too.
Um, Kim Kardashian, as usual needs to STFU. Her ass isn't going anywhere. Didn't PMK sign a multi-year deal with E! ? Maybe she means that her new show is going to evolve into some Keeping with with Kim & Kanye BS once the kid arrives.
The Americans is awesome! Good luck to Lisa Marie if she's trying to leave the Church.
Lucy Liu was #8? Wow.
Apart from that, the list seems like ageing famous women, well known uggos and/or women who only appeal to heterosexual women.