UPDATE: Alec Baldwin Didn’t Call Anybody A “Coon,” So Says A Source Who Heard The Tapes Of His Rant

February 19, 2013 / Posted by:

The reporter from The New York Post who claimed that Alec Baldwin threatened to choke her ass out and called a black photographer “a crackhead” and a “coon” recorded the entire brawl of words and gave the tape to the NYPD. The photographer says that an entire diarrhea of racist shit trickled out of Alec’s mouth during their fight. But someone who has heard the tape tells TMZ that Alec never shat the word “coon” from his mouth and he didn’t tell the reporter that he wanted to choke her to death. Alec told her that he hopes she chokes to death. Big difference!

Right after the Post accused Alec of going off like an 80-year-old racist hillbilly grandpa who’s drunk on moonshine, he denied it all and said that he can’t be racist since he’s given money to an African American charity. Even after TMZ posted their story, the Post stood by their story and claimed that the NYPD’s Hate Crime Task Force is investigating this mess.

Gothamist tried to get the NYPD’s Hate Crime Task Force to confirm that they’re investigating Alec’s mouth, but they refused to talk about this.

Who really knows if Alec said it or not, but if he did, it’d totally be out of character for him. I mean, usually when he insults someone, he adds a million adjectives to it and dresses it up. See: goat-footed wheezy old queen and rude thoughtless little pig. Or maybe Alec is trying to get minimal with his insults.

So I guess for now we can go back to thinking of Alec as an angry piece of dick meat instead of an angry and racist piece of dick meat. And here’s Alec silently choking a reporter out with his eyes while walking around yesterday.

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