Open Post: Hosted By A Gift-Giving Baby Sloth

me want sloth friend.....
In fact the internet should be flooded with sloths to counteract the kuntrashians et al....

"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"

Beyoncé's HBO documentary had only 1.6m viewers; the DA finale had 8.5m. hahaha Some of the media reviews of the documentary are hilarious: as you'd expect, it's all her, in love with herself.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:25pm.
Irish -- a friend went through that with her kids a couple of years ago. It was horrid. Some nasty kids at school brought them in and her clean kids got them. Nasty little fuckers. Good luck in getting rid of them. Nits be gone!!!
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Hey, come on. Don't perpetuate myths. Anybody can get lice, clean or "dirty" (or even "nasty"). That kind of stuff is just going to make kids feel bad.

Vob, sorry I got distracted reading. You got it. And you're getting better so think about it! As Jack said, they're in, if bikinis show up, us too, if swim trunks are invited, lol Just please wait for summer, ok? You know how some will freeze their butts off if it's cold, haha Won't MK kick himself he moved. ;p

@Boredas, I am amazed at how softly they speak. You're right, the pitch is very pleasant. I'll give those a full listen. Thanks for the info.

Night night everyone.

@Winniwins, lmao!

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Hi all! I'm off to bed but I had time to check the D. For all my fellow sloth lovers- I came across this gem months ago. I still bust up laughing.
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=YpfAYSqDdyg&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYp...

G'night!

Withy... Wouldn't that be fun? I have the room... And the town has inns and little bed and breakfasts.. It could be lovely as well as funny and fun. Have to give it some thought.. But it sounds like a great idea....maybe in July when Luci is here. Most people are just a few hours drive. .... Have to give it some thought.
I have to get. Well first.. But at least I would need your help.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:41am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:14am.
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Wow, they talk like massage therapists, or yoga instructors. I can see how that would be very soothing. How practical they deliver it via YT. I just heard a couple minutes of one, and that would put me right to sleep, the lady spoke so softly. Lol, and I tend to be impatient and want to skip through breathing exercises to get to the hard stuff when I do yoga. Bad, I know. ;)
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Lmao! You gotta pace yourself grasshoppa! ASMR is also, if you've ever had someone play with your hair, or have gotten hair cut/wash and felt that tingly scalp relaxing sensation. It feels amazing. There are videos where they do roleplays, like getting haircuts, or ear checks up where they use a binaural mic and do ear to ear panning(you really get the tingles with head phones), and it's really relaxing. Especially when they make rubbing sounds. Just for pure relaxation. This guy has a wonderfully soothing voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_As7YoFJa8
He does a muscle relaxation exercise toward the end to help you relax. And you can do it while laying down.
This is one of my favorite videos..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOKbx39Fk5c

Her voice is very soothing.
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VOB, you know you could put me to work at whatever you needed. Sounds like great fun. I remember Mickey organizing a DL bus trip not too long ago but I don't think everyone got their permission slips in on time. haha We could dress up. Have you thought of the theme yet? And will we need helmets? :P

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:14am.
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Wow, they talk like massage therapists, or yoga instructors. I can see how that would be very soothing. How practical they deliver it via YT. I just heard a couple minutes of one, and that would put me right to sleep, the lady spoke so softly. Lol, and I tend to be impatient and want to skip through breathing exercises to get to the hard stuff when I do yoga. Bad, I know. ;)

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Can't hate on Vanessa's make up... I may have worn that look once or twice..;)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Night jack.. Thanks for the smile... You razorbacks are regular charmers..;)
Nite..:::

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

I'm in... as long as everyone brings their bikinis...

ok, it's jacko's bedtime.

night folks.....

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Well when we have the D list family picnic at Fort Bat .. That would be my house.. We can discuss it. Can't think of to much more fun than a weekend. ....
It's beautiful here in the summer... Twatty will have to be driven in by chariot...
GG can cook... Withy.. You can be Queen...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

never gave it much thought... younger, older, same age... just like I've dated petite and Lane Bryant-size women... it's not the looks that matter most. Of course, bottom line - y'all are all trouble.

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

How do you feel about older women? HEHEHE

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

41 - and that's okay... you don't have to answer, I shouldn't have asked in the first place (one of the few questions you never ask a lady, right?). Anybored, I see the word "old" and a.d.d. kicks in wondering how old? blah blah blah...

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:04am.
Boredas, oh you wouldn't want to do anything to his little fur. His hair would probably fall out from the chemicals no. Now if he were KK or Khloe yes. What's ASMR?
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Yea I know, I was joking. I wouldn't do that to an animal as a matter of fact I try to stay away from products that I know test on animals.

ASMR stands for "Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response" it's kind of like, if you ever watched a video, from youtube for example, or listened to someone speak,and the tone of the person's voice, was very soothing and relaxing. Or certain sounds. That's kind of what ASMR is. They make videos based off those "tingle" triggers some people get from certain noises or sounds, or talking calmly. It's very calming and relaxing and it helps a lot of people fall asleep. It's more than that, but thats my watered down version of it.
http://www.asmr-research.org/

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Why? Jack? How old are you? I'm running out of glib answers.. :: tosses.. Old enough to know better into the road..::grins

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

questionablyoldbat - how old are you really, if you don't mind me asking?

*waves like Forrest Gump at night crew :) *

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Besides, how can you resist these cute little hams...
http://www.royaldandie.com/photos/web%20site%20pictures%20111.jpg
THE CUTE IS STRONG! SO STRONG!

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Boredas, oh you wouldn't want to do anything to his little fur. His hair would probably fall out from the chemicals no. Now if he were KK or Khloe yes. What's ASMR?

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 1:00am.
Bored .. For such an opinionated card carrying hard ass .. You know you are really very sweet. Your secret is safe with the night crew. ;)
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Nooooooo! It's not true! Noooooooooo! Lmao

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Withy... All caught up on DA. Didn't you catch my oh so witty reply..
We expect more from our writers than spilt milk::: LOLOL.. Snotty..silly.. But snotty...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Bored .. For such an opinionated card carrying hard ass .. You know you are really very sweet. Your secret is safe with the night crew. ;)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

VOB, oh thought you were chatting about Milano. Then again I'm wide awake like a zombie, lol Me too, can't wait for spring to arrive. Normally I don't mind the winter but everyone around me keeps getting sick and giving it to me, so booo. Did you end up watching Downton yesterday or are you waiting until you catch up?

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/20/2013 - 12:48am.
Boredas... You can't have one as a pet....::: grins....
Plus... You do know besides being sweet gentle creatures.... They only go to the bathroom once a week... And boy do they go and go and go.. In volume... All those leaves and shoots gotta end up somewhere... They don't make good house pets...
Visit or volunteer at a sanctuary that has one. No baby sloths for bored as...::::;)
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If I pull a Jane Goodall: Sloth Edition I can! jk! Actually, what whamo and I were talking about early withe mini pigs, that's a pet that I have wanted for quite a while now, but they are sort of expensive(a few grand) and where i currently live, they do not allow pets. :(

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Boredas... You can't have one as a pet....::: grins....
Plus... You do know besides being sweet gentle creatures.... They only go to the bathroom once a week... And boy do they go and go and go.. In volume... All those leaves and shoots gotta end up somewhere... They don't make good house pets...
Visit or volunteer at a sanctuary that has one. No baby sloths for bored as...::::;)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

I have been watching some ASMR videos on youtube. I freakin love them. Not a lot of people get it, or think it's weird, but I think it's so relaxing especially when the sounds really it a trigger point...I just wanna cuddle a sloth and watch an ASMR video. However...that sloth in the above video looks like he has a furry pube coat. It's kind of freaking me out. Someone needs to give him a V05 hot oil treatment. However him giving that lady a flower is so adorable...I love sloooooooooothes!

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Withy... ::grins.. Didn't want to interrupt the conversation with Loopy..:).
I had an exciting day..::not::ready to start feeling better and get back to life. It's cold and windy here... I will be so happy once spring arrives.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Hey VOB, Waved at ya in the other thread. I'm wide awake from caffeine I had late this afternoon *grumbles* How are you doing? Did you have a good day?

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TR... Legally that was the most she probably could say to you. Chances are she reported it. Actually, Im pretty sure she reported it. So you are made of great stuff... Most people just look the other way.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Hey Withy.. How are you?PHM... Are you getting another storm this weekend?
I think it was colder there than the South Pole last night.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:13pm.
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Saw that on the news today. She was from BC. Poor girl. :(

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i did say something to a woman staff member in the bathroom. she asked me why i was so upset and i told her, but that was the extent of it.

she said: some people shouldn't have kids.

i guess it was one of those momentss where you find out what you are made of.

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TR, I'd probably have said really loudly how wrong I though that was. Enough for them (and staff) to hear how unacceptable that treatment is. That would break my heart for the little person.

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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 10:59pm.

I would have mentioned it to someone working there as medical personal are mandated reporters. But it's always hard to know what to do in the moment.

TR... You. Can report child abuse or suspected abuse to anyone on staff. They are required to follow through with out involving you. If you still feel strongly about it call the hospital tomorrow. Will talk to you more if you need to. Xoxo

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

IF - I think you put in a real name- 9:27 OM

and sorry about the critters!

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you guys, i have to share this story - bear with me:

oh, forget it. i did the wrong thing.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:53pm.

Irish Fury, there's a "Lice" salon? Who are their employees silverback gorillas?

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Just be careful if you go to the salon and they tell you guys to climb a 30foot tree.

So this is fucked up
http://news.yahoo.com/body-found-la-hotel-water-tank-may-missing-0100243...
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Damn, IF , that sucks. Somehow we managed to avoid those things with our kids, although we had plenty of notes come home with them about cases at school. My MIL swears its cause the kids are biracial and the lice don't like the texture of their hair but what do I know?

@ Bammer...I'm watching that too

Tomahawk, lice can def. be taken care of but when it's a whole family, it's a lot harder.

This whole thing is grossing me out. All our bedsheets, pilllow cases etc are just freshly laundered but Mr F doesn't want to sleep in our bed tonight since middle child was jumping around there today. I don't care, I'm fine since I'm getting treated anyway.

But he has nowhere to go since everyone else has 'em! LOL!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:56pm.

LMAO!

Yes, there really are lice salons - they make a lot of money but you don't have to check strands for hours (the whole family) - a follow up is included and if a nit is still there, treatment is free until they are all gone. They are hard little bastards to get rid of.
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Interesting. Gross, but interesting. Like if you see other people there, you know exactly why they are there. Lmao! Working in a place like that would make me itchy just out of paranoia. I'm that type of person. If someone says there is some sort of bug outbreak or itchy infection, I start to feel itchy.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:53pm.

Irish Fury, there's a "Lice" salon? Who are their employees silverback gorillas?

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Yes, there really are lice salons - they make a lot of money but you don't have to check strands for hours (the whole family) - a follow up is included and if a nit is still there, treatment is free until they are all gone. They are hard little bastards to get rid of.

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Irish Fury, there's a "Lice" salon? Who are their employees silverback gorillas? Lmao!*Shudders* just the thought of other people going there to get treated for lice makes me wanna hurl. on top of 150 bucks. I'd take the chemicals in the privacy of my own home, whatever works though, like you said, it's your dough.
When there was a lice outbreak in school everyone got their heads checked. It tried to stay quiet, but kids eventually found out who it was. I'm glad it was never me. Lice ain't fun.

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bambam, I was watching that too - now I have switched to tennis.

Yes, it's $150 a pop for the lice salon. I don't care, I don't want to deal with it.I know how crazy it sounds. If it doesn't work, there is a full refund or treatment till they go away.

I'm not putting all that chemical shit on my families head and I can't deal with whole combing and picking thing that you are supposed to do, after. I work hard to waste my money, right?!

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