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February 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Mr. Sketch Scented Markers, the gateway drug for every grade schooler!

If you show me a box of used up Mr. Sketch Scented Markers, I’ll show you a 6-year-old who sniffed them all up and is now trolling the aisles of Blick art supplies store for their next fix. Mr. Sketch Scented Markers weren’t banned at my school, but they were banned at some schools, because those things turned your average kid into a raging, slobbering markerhead. They’d sniff ’em all up and then they’d trade their lunch for another one.

One minute your first grader is sniffing the grape scent out of a purple marker and then next minute they’re moving on up to the “crack of markers” Sharpie! They really should have a rehab program for Mr. Sketch Scented Marker addicts, because I’m sure many parents have walked into the bathroom and found their kid on the floor with green marker stains on their nostrils and blue marker stains on their tongue (because once you sniffed it, you had to lick it).

The Mr. Sketch Scented Marker addiction is a real addiction.

And Mr. Sketch even sounds like a drug dealer name.

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