Afternoon Crumbs

February 19, 2013 / Posted by:

What in Joan Jett Kabuki Hell did Paper Magazine do to Vanessa Hudgens? – Drunken Stepfather

Is that a compact in ASkars’ pocket or does he have one of those extra long flat head peens? – Lainey Gossip 

Olivia Munn’s goth chola lipstick is not a good look for her face – Hollywood Tuna 

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt is working The Rachel – Celebitchy

Well, I once got dumped the day before Valentine’s Day, so these gifts ain’t got shit on me – Towleroad

I think what GOOPY Paltrow meant by this is just she just really wants to eat actual carbs and fuck all day – The Superficial 

You’ll get credit for your film studies class if you fap to this supercut of peens in cinema – OMG Blog

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Therouxup should make the earth’s core melt by having a double wedding with BrangelinaICYDK

The chicks from Spring Breakers all looked like early 90s South American beauty queens at the premiere in Paris – Popoholic

Sorry, Katherine Webb, Louie Anderson is the real bathing beauty of Splash, but nice try – IDLYITW

AC Slater is going to be a dad again and he better name this one Preppie – Just Jared

Not pictured: a Mama June fart and one of Jessica Simpson’s saliva bubbles – The Berry 

Michelle Obama’s got a red Corvette on her forehead – Jezebel

The V for Vendetta beauty on the left is giving me the faints – Crunk + Disorderly

ScarJo might having a hitchin’ ring on her finger – Popsugar

I’m not sure how I feel about Fuggie Fug’s unibrow glasses – Cityrag

FYI: Jason Biggs rage faps to UsWeekly while sitting on the toilet – SOW

FYI: The paps still take Katherine Heeeeeeeeiiiiigl’s picture – Hollywood Rag

This should be AC Milan’s new uniform – Moe Jackson 

Bethenny Frankelstein has a bodyguard for some reason – I’m Not Obsessed

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