The Photoshop Awards: Sarah Jessica Parker On Harper’s Bazaar China

February 18, 2013 / Posted by:

Harper’s Bazaar China must’ve decided that looking human is so out for March and it’s all about looking like a dragon alien who covered itself in wax and the manes of a dozen horses. The headline already gives away who this is, but if I told you this was a feline pony alien from Pandora who has come to earth to make us humans its slaves, you’d probably just shrug and welcome our new feline pony alien overlords. This seriously looks like something straight out of the mind of James Cameron. Harper’s Bazaar China used and broke every damn copy of Photoshop they had. If I stare at it long enough, it doesn’t even look like a picture of Sarah Jessica Parker taken with an actual camera. It looks like a caricature portrait of a Thundercat sketched by one of those sidewalk artists.

I don’t know what’s going to haunt my nightmares more: the way her Photoshopped face is looking at us like “I will stick your soul in a feed bag and nibble on it slowly” or her claw. The hell did they to her pinky? Harper’s Bazaar China hates human and they really hate pinkies.

via PsDisasters

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