Not a day goes by in NYC when you don’t see smoke rising out of Alec Baldwins’s ass and smell the burnt scent of his nipple hairs singeing as he screams into the face of a pap. It happens all the time and you really haven’t made it as a pap until noted asshole Alec Baldwin has cursed your ass out. But a photographer for The New York Post says that yesterday morning in the East Village, Alec Baldwin went from grouchy old cunt to grouchy old racist cunt. G.N. Miller, a retired NYPD detective turned staff photographer for the Post, says that Alec called him a “coon,” “a crackhead” and a “drug dealer” yesterday morning. Calling someone a “crackhead coon” would be okay if they looked like this, but G.N. Miller is black, so the Post is calling Alec a racist now.
G.N. Miller says that he and Post reporter Tara Palmeri were outside of Alec’s apartment yesterday morning to ask him about his wife Hilaria Thomas getting sued. Surprisingly, Alec Baldwin didn’t greet them with a sunshiny smile and a platter full of pink-frosted donuts with sprinkles on top. Alec Baldwin is Alec Baldwin so he brought the rage on their asses. Tara says that he grabbed her by the arm and told her, “I want to choke you to death.” Alec then turned to G.N. Miller and called him a “coon” and “a crackhead.” When G.N. Miller told Alec that he was a retired NYPD detective, Alec pretty much farted on that claim and said he was lying. Alec then flirted with G.N. when he told him to “suck his dick.” Alec didn’t stop there either. G.N. went on:
“He was saying some serious racist stuff. He said some choice words about my mother, and he was telling people in the street that I’m a drug dealer. He could have said a lot of other stuff. But he used all of the stereotypes associated with black people.”
Both Alec and G.N. Miller filed police reports. Instead of leaving it at that, Alec kept the fuckery coming in full doses by tweeting (and then deleting) this mess:
Thank u 2 NYPD officers who came to my home 2day so that I could file a formal complaint against NY Post “photographer
Moments after I tweet about the Post, Ralston, the ex-crackhead ‘photographer’ shows up at my door w 1 of Murdoch’s nieces in tow.
Ralston claims he’s ex NYPD!! That can’t be!!! Ex NYPD don’t become crackhead, ex jailhouse paparazzi!
I’m not really up on the old timey racial slurs, so I have no idea what a “Ralston” is.
Alec denied calling G.N. Miller a “coon” and said that he’s the victim in all of this. Alec told Gothamist that G.N. Miller banged into his shoulder on the street and he thinks that the photographer was trying to get him to lose his mind and do something stupid (it worked). Alec also said on Twitter that he’s obviously not a racist since he’s given money to an African American charity once:
I find it ironic that my foundation’s last grant was $50,000 to the Arthur Ashe Learning Center.
Well, I guess “I’m not a racist, I gave money to a black charity!” is the new “I’m not a racist, I have a black friend!“