Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden's Alter Ego
The porn iguana goddess put one of her many natural talents to use the other day when she threw a 25 cent swap meet wig on her head to play her alter ego Courtina. This is some shit that a bored 16-year-old home schooler does after getting into their parents' booze cabinet. But what else is there for Courtney to do all day? She can either make messed up videos on YouTube or help her creepy-faced husband make a skin suit out of his victims in the shed out back. I don't know if Courtney's trying to sound like a Russian speaking English in a Spanish accent or if she's trying to sound like Bjork with a speech impediment? But whatever the case may be, Donald Trump just fell in love and is totally going to buy Courtney from Doug.