Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden's Alter Ego
The porn iguana goddess put one of her many natural talents to use the other day when she threw a 25 cent swap meet wig on her head to play her alter ego Courtina. This is some shit that a bored 16-year-old home schooler does after getting into their parents' booze cabinet. But what else is there for Courtney to do all day? She can either make messed up videos on YouTube or help her creepy-faced husband make a skin suit out of his victims in the shed out back. I don't know if Courtney's trying to sound like a Russian speaking English in a Spanish accent or if she's trying to sound like Bjork with a speech impediment? But whatever the case may be, Donald Trump just fell in love and is totally going to buy Courtney from Doug.
via ONTD
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This girl has way too much time on her hands and way too little creativity.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:42pm.
For you drunk sluts out there....A hangover cure could be on the horizon in the near future...it's only in the stages of being tested on mice though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GssLoe9d3Xw
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I've never gotten a hang over ever in my life.....must be in the gene's
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Where's her mother? I want to slap her so fucking hard!!!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:26pm.
Gurrrl! You're just watching the wrong stuff! Lol my day consisted of "Let's make a deal" "Wendy Williams Show" the H.A.M. that is "Maury" "The Talk" (something's transfixing about those hens and I love mah gurl Aisha Tyler), and yelling out the answers to the idiots on "Who wants to be a millionaire?".
@Topanga
It might just be mild blood sugar/pressure issues not necessarily the "sugars". Take care and keep us posted!
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Those of us who have fallen in love with the series … have come to expect more from Downton than spilled milk.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I agree with you WR. Its like they really dont know what to do with Edith anymore do they. Hope Fellows reads what I wrote and makes Edith do "something" with her life. Maybe become a leader in the women's right to vote...she could get arrested! Imagine the Dowager Countess' expression - she'll get the vapours and croak!
I thought it was awful that Lady Mary went full cunt and snarked on Edith's date. Didnt they vow on the cold corpse of their baby sister to love one another more??? That shit wasn't loving!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:38pm.
I'd eat the ass-end out of a dead Rhino to have a southern belle from Alabama whisper dirty shit in my ear... #NOSHAME
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but what if she had long pussy lips or pancake nipples?
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Dear Michael K, I love you. Please stop encouraging this talentless trick. Thanks. XOXO, Moi
GG, would you believe he was originally cast for only a short storyline? And he was so popular they asked him back? I so would as well. nom nom nom. The show needs a long skinny dipping scene like the one in A Room with a View, yasss. lol
@Chewinsmoke, I had a GIANT EYEROLL moment during the entire wedding scene. The only time Edith was half interesting, was in the first season when she was fighting with Mary. That's the only time she has had anything to do in the story.
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I just caught that you guys were talking accents earlier. Mine is there but not quite as strong as in older Germans that still have that serious accent. The worst part is when two ESL people collide speaking English. Damn, I swear I can't understand other people sometimes . That sounds mean as shit , but sometimes I wanna get all Jules from pulp fiction : English , motherfucker, do you speak it?
For you drunk sluts out there....A hangover cure could be on the horizon in the near future...it's only in the stages of being tested on mice though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GssLoe9d3Xw
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
George Washington...lol. Now I am gonna see Edith on the dollar bill.
Bitch can't even come up with a good alter ego name - Courtina? It's Spanish for curtain, you brain dead idiot!!
She should at least consider take night classes, so she doesn't come off as a complete imbecile all the time.
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:27pm.
PU - I wouldn't mind Edith if she wasn't so damn WHINY. It seems she's always bitchin' about something, and it just makes her appear PA-THE-TIC. But I'm sure that's the way it's intended to be.
When I see her on the show, she reminds me of George Washington, but IRL she's actually quite stunning.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Awww. I might be the only one ever but I feel sorry for Edith.
Why does poor "CourTINA" sound asian rather than Hispanic?
I hate this dumb trick.
WR, Hmmmmmmm I would do dirty things to Thomas.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Thank you PU - Lady Edith after not being able to continue her relationship to the married editor runs off to Arizona, founds an art colony. Later marries a Jewish movie mogul. Lord Grantham hops off steeple.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*high 5's Chewie*
*nominates GG to write S4 finale*
GG, have you seen him out of character? He's gorgeous.
http://malecelebbio.com/gallery/2012/02/Rob-James-Collier-17.jpg
That's fapping material, lol
And I like your plot twist. That'd spice things up at the house, ahahah
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It sounds like she's saying "Coney" and makes me want a hotdog(don't even, you whores)
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
OOoh, DA talk!!! I would totally be the middle to a Branson and Barrow sandwich, even if Thomas is gay.
That's funny chew! My husband runs to the den when I have PBS on.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
WR, I like Thomas, even though it drives me nuts when he wears his hat tipped back (he has no right to be all cockey, even a year later, after being outted), I like Barrows but Jimmy is a douche, so no. I just like the whole story.
I am thinking that maybe Rose will go to London and become a flapper, sniff the cocain and have a lesbian affair before marrying some toffey nosed lord and being ignored for the rest of her life.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:59pm.
I hope O 'Brien gets hers for"her ladyships soap." That would take the curl outta that cunt.
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Oooooooooooooooh - FUCKING A RIGHT! Three little words took that bitch down to Chinatown! That was so freaking awesome!
In other news, I've asked that Mr. Chewi begin to call me "Your Ladyship." So he's calling me "Your LadyshiT" instead. :P lol
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
I hope O 'Brien gets hers for"her ladyships soap." That would take the curl outta that cunt.
:) I think I may have made a blunder while it was made in good nature.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
@Chewinsmoke...ugh Edith! Why is she even alive. The Countess should have drowned her. She is so WHINEY!!!! Just when you think she is evolving into a modern woman of the early 20's she goes full on useless tit. Her carrying on with a married man will devistate the family on top of the recent deaths....WTF with that! I gasped so loud Mr. Gardening asked if I was ok.
I am calling it right now - If Rose hops on Mr. Barrows cock, I am going to hop on a plane to England and bitch slap Julian Fellows!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@MissJaneTexas LOL! Yes WEBMD is the devil. It'll turn you into a hypochondriac.
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:52pm.
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Yes! And I can't stand Edith. Guess that means she's a great actress and is doing her part very well. That and I love the Sybil character.
ETA: LOL, I'm sure you have plenty of competition around here for fapping rights to Mr. Bates.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:52pm.
BATES! I fap for Bates. *swooooooon*
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Cricket - u mean they make other flavors of chips like garlic ?!?!?! Wut ?!?
I'm happy to get rippled chips and feel like I won the chip lottery whenever I find a bag of smokey bacon Lays!!!
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:47pm.
You "bet" you could drink me under the table?? LOL you are the type person that I only accept bets from. Over-confident jackass that's eager to prove a point. Good luck with that.
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GG, who you fapping for? Only one I find hot is Thomas and maybe Tom and Jimmy.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:50pm.
Yep, I think it will be her and Branson.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
To quote my bf: "this video just gave me cancer..."
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:47pm.
UGH - there are two people I really want to beatdown on that show - O'Brien and Edith. O'Brien (for obvious reasons) and Edith because she is such a whiny Jan Brady.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
RandéS, I'm still trying to understand the Rose plot. I smell hot affair with someone when she goes live with them at Downton Abbey. lol And I also like the O'Brien counterpart at the other house. ;)
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Me too Hekki I'm so sorry. - Kisa
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Has anyone tried the Garlic Cheesy Bread flavor Lays Potato Chips?? I can not stand this idiot. She is starting to creep up closer to the Kuntrashians on my list of useless hobags who need to just go away forever.
SEASON 4!!!! *fap fap fap fap....*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@Hekki
So sorry. I knew a couple months back from reading UK tabloids if it makes you feel better. (I know it doesnt). Didnt mean to ruin it for you.
Chewie, I think that Thomas still has a crush on Jimmy and was looking aout for him. Also a good way to "make friends.
Anybody else freaked out by that antenna wierd curlie thing O'Brian wears? Seriously that think bobs up and down like mad. I feel like pulling it!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:35pm.
Submitted by CodeRed on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:28pm.
Question. Have any of you tried Absinthe?
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Shit'll make you crazy... It fucked me UP... didn't even drink THAT much of it... I weigh 200lbs and have a very high tolerance for alcohol. Steer clear.
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I'm proud of you, son. But I betcha I can drink any of you hos under the table if it came to it, and still look sober. :P
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:38pm.
LOL! That's a big sacrifice no doubt ;)
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
The show will go on downtown Abbey is currently filming season 4 and will debut s4 on jan 5 th 2014 on PBS.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:42pm.
I have never dealt with your symptoms but my advice is STAY OFF WedMD. It just makes you crazy. And it will convince you that you have something crazy terminal when you probably don't.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:26pm.
I love having the day off but man is daytime TV TERRIBLE. One of the answers to a family feud question was "Her coochie". *facepalm*
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Lol. I remember the judge shows that went something like:
"Shoronda accuses Jon of being a lying, cheating, diseased ridden theft! She says he slept with her sister and gave her the clap and stole a $100,000k family heirloom pair of pants. She's suing him for $10 for a bill at Taco Bell she was stuck with paying for."
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Thank you all for all of your responses. The only thing I take is a multivitamin due to my anemia. I just started back on those after I noticed I was tired all of the time thinking my iron was just low. Some Google responses even said that multivitamins can sometimes cause frequent urination. The only thing to do at this point is get to the doctor and get tested. I hope and pray its nothing. I'm 27, not something Im ready to deal with going into my 30's.
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