Open Post: Hosted By Courtney Stodden's Alter Ego
The porn iguana goddess put one of her many natural talents to use the other day when she threw a 25 cent swap meet wig on her head to play her alter ego Courtina. This is some shit that a bored 16-year-old home schooler does after getting into their parents' booze cabinet. But what else is there for Courtney to do all day? She can either make messed up videos on YouTube or help her creepy-faced husband make a skin suit out of his victims in the shed out back. I don't know if Courtney's trying to sound like a Russian speaking English in a Spanish accent or if she's trying to sound like Bjork with a speech impediment? But whatever the case may be, Donald Trump just fell in love and is totally going to buy Courtney from Doug.
via ONTD
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Sofia Vergara?
"My name is Courtina...BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE!" lol
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
~But.Seriously.Folks
Sofia Vergara needs to clock her in the head with a frozen can of diet pepsi screaming "E-STOP BIT-ING OFF MY CHIT, JUE LEE-TLE BEETCH!!!" ;-(
She needs to be in school or get a fucking job.
This is a serious waste of oxygen.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:38pm.
I'd eat the ass-end out of a dead Rhino to have a southern belle from Alabama whisper dirty shit in my ear... #NOSHAME
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Sick beastial necrophiliac breeder!
GG.. I know that they faced budget cuts... But when you ghost wrote the plot with fellows .. Did you have to kill Mathew.. Survivor of war and mawwage wiff. A milk cart? Did you really have to do that to me? I get the 20 second pregnancy.. But death by milk.. GG.. Sew faster.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:59pm.
Anybody watching Ru Paul's Drag Race?!? Oh my gerd!!!
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Detox better win! Bitch is easily the best all around of the bunch.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 12:34am.
Mary had the tiniest of bumps, then went to Scotland, where her bump was only slightly bigger, danced a reel, then gave birth (and to a baby who looked about a month old--haha). I don't for a second demand realism from my fiction, but it seemed jarring to me.
Like anyone who tries to sustain a long, complex series, Fellowes can be hit or miss.
Rande, in the begining of the episode when they were loading the cars for the trip, they had "One year later" on the screen.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:40pm.
Ooops sorry Rande, had a brainfart...because she runs the house and not a ladies maid or valet.
Right. It makes all the sense in the world to keep her at home--except that she's the one Scots on the staff, who therefore might help smooth things in Scotland. That was my only (very minor) political point.
I thought the finale was lightweight. Too much forced exposition, too many "suddenly he was hit by a bus" moments. I mean, Mary went from preggers to delivery in like 3 weeks.
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:26pm.
Thank you for splaining nicely kind Faery.
*flips off Rande*
Wait, you correct me, you say you know too much, I repeat your words, then you flip me off? How is that fair?
I'd rather bite on the unpopped kernels in this bag of delicious salted caramel popcorn than listen to this twat.
Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 4:47pm.
Can't Moose & Squirrel put a stop to this?
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HAhaha! I totally just choked on my green tea. Funny!
@Ecce Homo
Nawww. Theyre probably doing it again!
I am still ticked about the Downton Abbey ending! I agree with those the feel badly for Edith. I don't dislike Lady Mary. She is at turns cruel and kind- and in that way relatable. She can be extremely snobby and traditional, or friendly and modern. I think Matthew could see all of those sides, and still loved her for who she was. Sybil I loved and thought she was gorgeous.
And it is obvious who my favorite character is!
@Whamo
Yep thats the one! They were talking about calling a locksmith for that dumb trunk. Get a butterknife is more like it...derp. I think Miller tries to be southern belle but comes off as breathy snob.
Submitted by Preferred Username on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 10:12pm.
I like Miller/Market Warriors Whamo. The looks she was giving that old lady last week when she was bargaining for that trunk made me lol.
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Was that the oddly dressed old lady and the alligator trunk she thought she locked with no key?
I just can't with her voice! Omg I swear she's had a mini stroke or some shit. I think she tries to bat her eyes a little too much when haggling with older guys as well, mind you she is pretty lol. I think I might have seen old dude make a buck or two but it's usually buy for $200 sell for $60, he loses his shirt every week!
KILL ME NOW!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 10:18pm.
The music soundtrack has socially redeeming values...sounds like Schroeder playing piano from Peanuts.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:49pm.
I agree with you WR. Its like they really dont know what to do with Edith anymore do they. Hope Fellows reads what I wrote and makes Edith do "something" with her life. Maybe become a leader in the women's right to vote...she could get arrested! Imagine the Dowager Countess' expression - she'll get the vapours and croak!
I thought it was awful that Lady Mary went full cunt and snarked on Edith's date. Didnt they vow on the cold corpse of their baby sister to love one another more??? That shit wasn't loving!
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I hate hate HATE Lady Mary. She is such a coldhearted bitch! I want Matthew to come back from the dead and he and Edith to have hot raucous sex all over Mary's silk sheets.
Really, the only character I still like at this point is Mrs. Patmore. And Maggie Smith, you can't go wrong with her.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:44pm.
I don't know what that is, but my ex..ASSHOLE's BFF just came on me. Life is grand.
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I think you missed a word. I HOPE you missed a word.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon:
"I don't know what that is, but my ex..ASSHOLE's BFF just came on me."
Hi PHM, that's just wrong but at the same time I'm giggling a bit. I think you meant:
"...my ex..ASSHOLE's BFF just came on TO me."
Sorry, I'm immature!
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"She looks like if you fuck with her she'd put a stiletto through your jugular and then charge you for the shoe repair. My kind of woman." Foxxy Brown
Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:19pm.
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hey, you guys are just sayin that shit to make us lose faith in humanity, right? like, you two aren't seriously over on the dark side with a box of popcorn and 3D glasses, right?
ifso, c'mon back! (*offers smelling salts*) c'mon, nothing redeeming seen here ... let's go ... hut 1, hut 2, hut 3, ....
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
I like Miller/Market Warriors Whamo. The looks she was giving that old lady last week when she was bargaining for that trunk made me lol. She trips at least once a week in her heels. I like to watch chicks who trip and give good side eye. Yeah that older dude is usually dead wrong but once in a while he makes a good deal...usually its on chairs.
@PHM
Gitit gurrrl! Do it again since he was an asshole! Don't kiss and tell though.
Does anyone here watch Market Warriors on PBS? That blonde haired woman Miller Gaffney has the most grating voice I have ever heard. When she haggles to get cost down she is so irritating I would raise the price on her every time. As well John Bruno the old hippie dude is the most clueless person I have ever seen, he's suppose to be an antiques expert and at the auctions he loses his shirt on his flea markets buys every single time.
WOW PHM! :/
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:44pm.
I don't know what that is, but my ex..ASSHOLE's BFF just came on me. Life is grand.
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eww as if!
Anybody watching Ru Paul's Drag Race?!? Oh my gerd!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:19pm.
I'm getting to where I like Courtney. She's ridiculous! I see her and I laugh. Her life is just bizarre. What a caricature.
I'm starting to get there myself. I watched this video thinking that this is the best thing she has done so far! LOL! Maybe there is some purpose to the weirdness that is her life.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I don't know what that is, but my ex..ASSHOLE's BFF just came on me. Life is grand.
Good god, I don't believe this bitch is 18 years old.
This is our future, no wonder the world is so fucked up.
I keep wondering if this girl is for real. Too over the top. Someone mentioned performance art? I think that's right. She and her supposed husband appear to be purposely creating chaos for response. Like an act. Hard to believe she thought this up on her own though. Can't be just a scheme to become famous. Seems way beyond pure exhibitionism and voyeurism. Just odd.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 9:19pm.
The Mindy McCready story got to me for some reason. I've felt sad about it on and off all day
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Me too.
Night crew?
I'm getting to where I like Courtney. She's ridiculous! I see her and I laugh. Her life is just bizarre. What a caricature.
The Mindy McCready story got to me for some reason. I've felt sad about it on and off all day. That baby boy--both of his parents killed themselves. It's terribly sad for him, but thankfully he's young enough he won't remember it. I just picture him crawling around looking for his mother. And the older boy, his father tried to kill his mother and now she's finished the job. He's old enough to know what's going on and feel the pain. I just feel terrible for them. Poor sweet little boys.
She is so fucking weird.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 7:26pm.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:38pm.
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*Opens Big Book of Secrets* She desperately wants to stay in the public eye. She wants us to speculate on the meaning and motivation for this atrocious video. Problem is, it sucks and not many watched it to the end. lollol *closes book* ;p
@LaChay, bwahahaha
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My accent is of the Deep South variety....jack-in-the-hat might appreciate it. Lol
Courtney 'peaked'.
Lol, the fuck was that??? I still partly believe that the whole Courtney Stodden thing is some performance "art" fuckery. I mean, this can't be real, right? This is a real person of 18 years of age? I just..I can't with this.
I'm watching Butterfield 8...Elizabeth Taylor's wardrobe in this film was TO DIE FOR.
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:38pm.
Bitch can't even come up with a good alter ego name - Courtina? It's Spanish for curtain, you brain dead idiot!!
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LMFAO!!!
This chick is so cringe worthy and awkward it's pathetic. I just don't understand what she's trying to sell us, does she want to be an actor, a stripper, a comedienne? I just do not know what to make of her whole shtick
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 7:17pm.
I've drunk entire bottles of tequila and then some.
But oddly enough, on top of never having a hangover...I'm wide awake 4 or 5 hours after a binge session when usually, I'm barely able to roll outta bed after a full 8 hours sleep..
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There would be no way. I would be down after 4 shots. My liver and my bladder just cringed.
A friend of mine swears eating bread while she drinks is the reason why she never gets a hangover.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 7:09pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 7:03pm.
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I've never gotten a hang over ever in my life.....must be in the gene's
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Me either, then again I've never drank heavily enough to find out. 2 is my max.
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I've drunk entire bottles of tequila and then some.
But oddly enough, on top of never having a hangover...I'm wide awake 4 or 5 hours after a binge session when usually, I'm barely able to roll outta bed after a full 8 hours sleep...
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"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Topanga - I'm not, but two of my girlfriends were both diagnosed with insulin dependent diabetes in their 20s. Both had the blurred vision, frequent urination. One had a big weight loss (15 pounds on an already thin frame) and huge mood swings. No matter what it is, I'm sure your doctors will get to the bottom of it. Don't be afraid - once you get a diagnosis and get on a management plan, you'll feel so much better. Hugs to you.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 7:03pm.
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I've never gotten a hang over ever in my life.....must be in the gene's
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Me either, then again I've never drank heavily enough to find out. 2 is my max.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
TOPANGA -- I'm curious, you said you're anemic. Are you staying on top of your blood counts? I'm asking because I'm in remission from iron deficiency anemia. I started getting sick 3 years ago, but thank god I'm okay now. I've had numerous blood transfusions, iron infusion therapies, ER visits, hospital stays, a surgery, you name it. Just want to make sure you're healthy.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
timothy busfield is nailing melissa gilbert.
"lowwwwered expect--tayyya-shunnnss"
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I hope this bimbette enrolls in community college and finds a clue.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012