Pimp Mama Kris’ mighty pimp hand will be busy slapping Khloe Kardashian up and down the ho stroll today, because her fourth biggest money maker (behind Kanye, Kim and Lamar) has been fired from The X-Factor. The New York Post says that Hazmat has been called to the studio where X-Factor shoots to deodorize the fame whore stench left by a Kartrashian, because she is never coming back into the building again. A source says that Khloe will follow Brit Brit and L.A. Reid out the exit door. Mario Lopez is staying. Hosting coach Marki Costello tells the Post that she’s not surprised that Fox sent Khloe back to the ho stroll:
“I am sure there was a big percentage of Khloe’s fans who followed her to ‘X Factor. But at the end of the day, when she doesn’t know what she is doing, are you helping your show or hurting it? It was really hard for me to watch Mario with her. It made me, as a viewer, almost uncomfortable.”
This isn’t surprising to anybody, because Khloe was about as stiff as the boner Mario Lopez gets when he looks in the mirror, she couldn’t read a teleprompter and her delivery was so plastic and unnatural that she made Kim look like an actual breathing human being who feels real emotions. If they’re keeping Mario, they should’nt even bother replacing Khloe’s ass, because every co-host will be outshined by the most talented and gloriously gorgeous host in the universe: Mario Lopez. The only co-host that can keep up with Mario Lopez is a Mario Lopez hologram. That’s what they should do. They should let Mario co-host with Mario. Yes, Mario won’t be able to control himself and he’ll try to butt fuck his hologram during the live shows, but that will be the most entertaining thing to come out of X-Factor.
And Simon better pour wolf piss all over his backyard, because if he doesn’t, Khloe will gallop down the hill, hop over his fence and come for him.