Khloe Kardashian Is Out Of A Job
Pimp Mama Kris' mighty pimp hand will be busy slapping Khloe Kardashian up and down the ho stroll today, because her fourth biggest money maker (behind Kanye, Kim and Lamar) has been fired from The X-Factor. The New York Post says that Hazmat has been called to the studio where X-Factor shoots to deodorize the fame whore stench left by a Kartrashian, because she is never coming back into the building again. A source says that Khloe will follow Brit Brit and L.A. Reid out the exit door. Mario Lopez is staying. Hosting coach Marki Costello tells the Post that she's not surprised that Fox sent Khloe back to the ho stroll:
"I am sure there was a big percentage of Khloe’s fans who followed her to ‘X Factor. But at the end of the day, when she doesn’t know what she is doing, are you helping your show or hurting it? It was really hard for me to watch Mario with her. It made me, as a viewer, almost uncomfortable.”
This isn't surprising to anybody, because Khloe was about as stiff as the boner Mario Lopez gets when he looks in the mirror, she couldn't read a teleprompter and her delivery was so plastic and unnatural that she made Kim look like an actual breathing human being who feels real emotions. If they're keeping Mario, they should'nt even bother replacing Khloe's ass, because every co-host will be outshined by the most talented and gloriously gorgeous host in the universe: Mario Lopez. The only co-host that can keep up with Mario Lopez is a Mario Lopez hologram. That's what they should do. They should let Mario co-host with Mario. Yes, Mario won't be able to control himself and he'll try to butt fuck his hologram during the live shows, but that will be the most entertaining thing to come out of X-Factor.
And Simon better pour wolf piss all over his backyard, because if he doesn't, Khloe will gallop down the hill, hop over his fence and come for him.
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It will be a clean-feeling day when the K-trashian family disappears from view per Wonky McValtrex's example.
Mario maybe a douche but I'd do him any day of the week! The K-trashians make him look like an f'in genuis. What in the world was Fox thinking in hiring her in the first place?
Poor Khloe, I hear they have some openings at the zoo. She can impersonate a bear or hyena or something.
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 3:14am.
And I'm absolutely certain that if Joan Rivers didn't like Kelly Osborne so much, the Kardashians would be gunning for her slot on Fashion Police.
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Would they have to dye their hair old lady ugly ass purple?
Submitted by the_hot_chick on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 3:14am.
Totally agree with you, Hot_Chick! Right on the money!!!
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
I was kind of into the talent on the X-Factor--and that's saying a lot 'cuz I don't tend to watch these singing shows--but the minute the world's most airheaded sasquatch showed up on the stage with her strangling-baby voice, I stopped watching.
And I also could not agree with this more:
Submitted by Rocket on Tue, 02/19/2013 - 9:36am.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:57pm.
Now if only the WORLD would fire her and the rest of her sleazy ass family.
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Ah truer words were never spoken.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 5:57pm.
Now if only the WORLD would fire her and the rest of her sleazy ass family.
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Ah truer words were never spoken.
awwwww poor sasquatch.
I like Khloe but she is not meant for hosting or anything entertainment-wise.
Now on to Dimples McCheater - I cannot stomach him on Extra with that other show off Maria Menounos. The cherry on the sundae was him tweeting pics of himself in his drawaz decorating a xmas tree. He is beyond conceited.
Kim is not grateful/respectful. Full stop.
The problem is none of these Kardashians have any talent. Kim got famous by accident (sex tape, and mommy's help), and the rest of them rode Kim's coattails to the limelight. Now, they all believe the (E! network generated) hype, and think that they are talented, hard working, entrepreneurs (HA!).
I actually like Kim the most. She may be a raging narcissist, but at least she has the sense to recognize that their mother created a career for them all out of nothing, and is grateful/respectful.
For all of you who love Khloe, keep in mind that this is a woman who has shown (along with Kourtney) detestable jealousy for her sister Kim. Both Khloe and Kourtney spent the first 3 seasons of their reality show being nasty to their sister for being successful (they still are, they just tone it down a little), and showed contempt for their own mother for orchestrating that success, while at the same time demanding the same success be delivered into their laps. They'd both pull stunts like screaming at their sister and mother, then want Kim to take them with her to a red carpet event she (Kim) was invited to. Once their mother was able to get them "famous", they still seemingly hated their mother for allegedly favoring Kim (even though I can understand a woman favoring the child that respects her, over the ones that don't). They also shit on their brother for having less, and treat him like a loser, even though they aren't anymore talented or deserving than he is.
As for Khloe's attitude that she's the down to earth one: she's got the same arrangements (both business and fame-whoring) that Kim does. Khloe also had a quickie marriage to a basketball player that she barely knew, and a pimped out/endorsement-riddled wedding on tv. The only difference is that Khloe's wedding hasn't ended in divorce yet, and Kim got more money/better endorsements.
Fox should never have hired Khloe. They should have known that she couldn't handle hosting because she couldn't hold down a radio talk show hosting job (the supposed reason, beyond DASH Miami, for the "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami" spin off series). If you can't talk on the radio, how the hell are you going to talk on TV?
The Kardashians will spin this by saying that Khloe wanted to leave to focus on Lamar and starting a family. They won't trash the X Factor because they won't want to fuck up future opportunities with the Fox network. And I'm absolutely certain that if Joan Rivers didn't like Kelly Osborne so much, the Kardashians would be gunning for her slot on Fashion Police.
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
I thought she did pretty good for being a Big Foot/Sasquatch. It must be really difficult to train one of them to speak. Just think of all the time they had to spend grooming her.
All this hate for Mario, why? How can you heathens hate on a man that once wore a jerry curl mullet.. Have you you no convictions? How dare you. How easily you forget the artistic beauty, artistry and delicacy of his pirouettes while wearing tight leotards on Saved By the Bell. His package catching the light as he spun around. Sending back flashes of light to the camera with each revolutuon, as if saying the viewers young and old, all will be well.
LOL @ Simon Cowell!
He turns down 100 million dollars a season for American Idol to launch Flop Factor and he claims right before the first season that the show will be a 'failure' if it doesn't get at least 20 million viewers and then it gets 12 million or less every week.
Then for the second season he fires almost everyone and claimed he would beat 'The Voice' in the ratings and hires Shitney Spears for 15 million to improve ratings but instead the catatonic zombie puppet tanked the ratings to an average of 8 million viewers a week and The Voice slaughtered Flop Factor in the ratings.
Cowell must have huge regrets at this point.
Simon Cowell and Donald Trump are 2 peas in a pod.
Mario Lopez is a vapid shallow egomaniac, and I'm ashamed that I'm hypnotized by his magnificent dimples!
Khloe can now take the job she was born to do - Bobo's sidekick on "Finding Bigfoot." She can play the part of the female decoy dispatched into the woods to attract the male Sasquatch.
Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 11:22pm.
Darn tootin. She looks more pregnant here than Kum does.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:21pm.
Hekki -- I have a soft spot for Khloe, too. I actually like her, despite the immense hatred I feel for the rest of her family. I fucking hate them so much.
And I absolutely despise Mario Lopez. He's so fucking fake & phoney. He thinks he's so fucking cute & will hump on anything. He makes me ill. He's even pimping out that baby Yeti he & his wife produced.
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^^^ All of this.
Also, he has some saturday morning cartoon. GO AWAY.
i have no sympathy for any kartrashian. they're all disgusting fame whores, profiting from fame built around a family member's sex tape featuring her having anal sex and being pissed on. if any of them were worth my sympathy, it would be the ones that would bow out of the spotlight and live their own lives. so far none of them have done that. fame whores. all of them.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
Jeez Khloe if you're gonna dress like a disco ball, have the decency to throw on an extra pair of Spanx for Pete's sake...that material is NOT forgiving. 8-P
<"Yes, Mario won't be able to control himself and he'll try to butt fuck his hologram during the live shows, but that will be the most entertaining thing to come out of X-Factor.">
No kidding, I might watch my first X-factor show. Remember "Naked News" where the female and male anchor would read the day's news removing piece after piece of clothing over the show and be butt naked at the end?
Khloe is the least hateable of the Kuntrashian Klan. Still, I can't be bothered to give a crap about this piece of news.
If she had any sense, she'd do what Cody Lohan or that other Osbourne sister does, and stay the hell out of the spotlight.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
She is the only one I kinda like so I have a twinge of awww (though I didn't watch this show). But I am ready for the whole family to go away so if this starts it so be it!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
PMK will spin this, or try to. She didn't like the job, she was having personal issues, blah blah.
I'm all for the extermination of all things Kardashian so I have no problem with this post.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by Jess Sayin on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 7:41pm.
... take auntie kanye with them too
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ah haa haaa haaaa haaaa haaa
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
Good ridance bad rubbish. She couldn't deliver a sentance off a cue card anyway, useless as tits on a bull. Mario didn't need a co-host, he made her look even worse than she is., if thats possible.
Especially fire Kris. Are you there Satan, it's me, bird. Do it!
Fire them all. Keep firing. How can we fire more Kardassians!?
Eh. First there was Paris and Nicole, then came that Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag and her boyfriend, and now we have the Kardashians. In a few years, there will be another group of boring vacant pointless celebrities that take up tabloid space. Maybe Kate Middleton can cheat on Prince William with David Beckham, and then after the divorce, her dumb rabbit self could team up with Pippa and Becks and that son of Tom Hanks that raps and whoever breaks out of the MTV show Buckwild, and their television show can be called, "Dumb Pointless Annoying Overpaid Whores, Maybe Al Qaeda Has a Point." Anyway, Kim isn't going away until she divorces Gay Fish.
Simon's obvious staged banter was enough for me to zap to another channel after a few minutes.
Tuned in later to witness Kartrashian and had to get up and barf.
Everyone associated with this show is either walking off or getting fired.
Stick a fork in this show. It's done. I really hope Simon gets the message.
Q: WTF does this Sasquatch have to do with music ?
A: NOTHING.
#WHORES #SATAN #ILLUMINATI
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
I can't stand anything Kartrashian.. can we make them fucking disappear.. take auntie kanye with them too
Now all we need is Kris' show gets cancelled and then all will be right in the world.
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Double post
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
And a whoretrashian is exposed as a completely inept no-talent with no skills. It's time to dump all whoretrashians...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Yes! Take em all down, one by one. Start with the big one (in size) first and work our way down. We can do this if we all work together!
Haha bitch
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
I just want all of these talent shows to go away. Did she even need the money, anyway? Simon just hired her so that they could get people to watch another talent show.
I pee on all the Kardashians...but then they'd probably like that.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I kind of like Khloe, at least as far as Kardashians go. She just seems to see how ridiculous her family can be and appears to sincerely love her husband. More often than not she's the first one to tell PMK to kick rocks with her idiotic-ness. And I can't help but have a soft spot for her concerning her fertility issues as I have my own. It's got to be difficult to always be the fat one or the ugly one...especially when the ones to which she is compared are freaking morons.
Come the full moon, Simon is doomed!
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:09pm.
Did she even have a job to begin with? Standing on stage like a fucking assclown once a week is not a job.
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Luci, that's what happens when a fameho actually has to focus and talk about someone other than herself or her idiotic fameho family.
I never watch the show but I did see her in all her uncomfortable glory one night while channel surfing. It was clear, it was Mario's job to deliver 90% of the words while she stood there taking up space. I never thought of Mario as being anything other than a well-groomed egotistical dimpled muscle, but clearly he makes hosting look easier than it is.
Hekki -- I have a soft spot for Khloe, too. I actually like her, despite the immense hatred I feel for the rest of her family. I fucking hate them so much.
And I absolutely despise Mario Lopez. He's so fucking fake & phoney. He thinks he's so fucking cute & will hump on anything. He makes me ill. He's even pimping out that baby Yeti he & his wife produced.
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"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
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I say these things 'cause I'd like to know
If you're as lonely as I am, and if you mind
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Submitted by Gardening Girl: "I feel sads for the Yeti."
Me too. I have a big soft spot for Khloe. For underdogs in general.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:07pm.
And she said she would sit on Simon's lap to keep her job...guess that didn't go over so well.
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She found out the hard way Simon doesn't like a broken hip and to be covered in fur...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 02/18/2013 - 6:06pm.
Our Miss C -- OMG, it looks like both of us got rid of our Chris Meloni avies. How could we? LOL!
Absence makes the heart grow fonder! He'll be back.
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
I feel sads for the Yeti.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Did she even have a job to begin with? Standing on stage like a fucking assclown once a week is not a job.