IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS: RiRi Scraped Her Knee
RiRi was in London last night for the launch of her fashion line, which is perfect for the Tampa Bay-area beach hooker who wants to look like she bought all of her ho shit uniforms at The Salvation Army in the early 90s, and while going to the after-party for her show, she scraped her knee. ESCANDALO, I know.
America's foremost literary journal of all things true Media Takeout (via HL, TMZ, DM and everywhere else) says that when RiRi and model Cara Delevingne were walking into The Box, some batshit crazy fan started screaming some stuff about Chris Brown while throwing a glass bottle of Lucozade at her. The bottle didn't hit RiRi, but all the chaos made her fall into a metal grate and the grate cut her knee right open. MTO says that RiRi's knee SLICED open, but I'm sure most of us have had razor cuts on our assholes that were deeper than that cut.
After the crazed fan tried to hit RiRi with a bottle, her bodyguard went after the bottle hurler and hurt his leg while doing so. The fan got away and RiRi's bodyguard had to go to the hospital for treatment.
There are thousands of pictures of RiRi going into and coming out of The Box last night and I couldn't find one picture of the crazed fan or a picture of a bottle flying at her head. So either it didn't happen or the crazed fan is a pap-proof ninja ghost. If that's the case, can't the crazed fan use their ninja-like powers to go after The Difficult Brown next time? Speaking of The Difficult Brown, England better pull in the welcome mat, lock the doors and turn off all the nights, because I have a feeling that Chris Brown is going to land on their shores after smelling RiRi's blood.
For even more RiRi fuckery, click here to see what happened when The Sunday Times Magazine lost their minds and put a whole lot of WRONG on their cover.
And more importantly, why is Cara Delevingne dressed like the sluttiest member of JJ Fad?
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 8:01pm.
Thank you. My heart is broken, but there is some good revenge because the kids were like MEH. I got to tell him that he shan't be missed and he was speechless. Mean and totally not true. Let the divorce proceedings commence.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:55pm.
yup ... and i've already pre-ordered my copy!
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Luuuuuuuuuuucky! *In Napoleon Dynamite voice*
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@ Submitted by princesspoppy on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:59pm.
Sorry Sweetie - what a rough day!
Submitted by princesspoppy on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:59pm.
-my heart to all of you.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I'm loving all the comments here. We just told the kids their daddy is moving out, so I am getting some much need levity from all y'all.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 5:06pm.
Don't worry. She'll forgive the sidewalk and continue using it.
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LMAO! And people will say how she's the victim and how it's the sidewalks fault.
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then she'll tweet come-hither pics of her and the sidewalk, wearing it's gum over her tits -just to piss us off and shit.
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And make an "ain't no bodi bini part 2: I love ASSphault assault
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yup ... and i've already pre-ordered my copy!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Ugh, thanks to this I'm gonna have THAT SONG stuck in my head for days...
"She climbs a tree and scrapes her knee
Her dress has got a tear
She waltzes on her way to mass
And whistles on the stair
And underneath her wimple,
She has CURLERS in her hair!
I've even heard her singing in the abbyyyyyyy"
*bangs head against wall*
Hi Twatty & Lucie -
Not a glitter fan either, but I'd love those cherry sandals! I have a pair of cherry print pj's that are practically threadbare but can't bear to part with them just yet.
PS - these are kind of cute too:
http://v.fashiocdn.com/images/entities/0/1/L/I/C/0.365x365.jpg
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 6:02pm.
Sushi, her figure really is beautiful. Face though: I guess, "bulldog-like" covers it.
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Yes, I don't find her that beautiful facially. There are times when she looks gorgeous but that forehead is just off. And if it weren't for her green eyes, I don't think there would be anything special about her face.
Submitted by Daniee on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:34pm.
LOL @ UBF & Tigerlilly!!
& fyi - I gots the case of the last night's roasted garlic and brandy farts.
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Oh la la...gourmet gas! Ain't you all that with yo' fancy farts? ;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
LOL @ UBF & Tigerlilly!!
& fyi - I gots the case of the last night's roasted garlic and brandy farts.
That top photo really showcases her unfortunate hairline and forehead. She sure get's alot of press for someone marginally talented (JMO), but then again, way more talented than those kardashians.
I can't with celebs who have no style whatsoever and who need a stylist to dress them for events to have their own clothing line. **looking at every Tom, Dick & Harriet from the film, music, reality & sporting world who shill all those shamttes****
Here's a review of RiRi's clothing line via Hollywood Reporter, Enjoy:
Rihanna's River Island Fashion Show: What the Critics Are Saying
The pop princess made her designer debut at London Fashion Week, which some called "hideous" and "porny," while others commended the line, saying "it's got Rihanna's name all over it."
The Daily Beast's Tom Sykes was perhaps the most verbal critic:
“There were few who anticipated a fashion triumph, but, even allowing for the limited expectations, Rihanna’s collection for River Island as brought forth in London tonight was a horror show. The clothes were hideous and without an ounce of panache or style between them. True, there were some consolations. For example, if you really, really like belly buttons, if you are totally nuts for navels, then this could be the collection for you.
If you only feel capable of wearing clothes on the lower half of your body if they are slashed up to your waist, then again, you are in luck. Similarly, if you were a guy hoping for a one night stand and a girl started chatting to you in a bar wearing anything from the Rihanna for River Island collection, you could feel fair confident you’d be getting lucky. The only lingering uncertainty in your mind would be whether or not she would take a credit card."
HA HA HA
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 6:37pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 5:06pm.
Don't worry. She'll forgive the sidewalk and continue using it.
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LMAO! And people will say how she's the victim and how it's the sidewalks fault.
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then she'll tweet come-hither pics of her and the sidewalk, wearing it's gum over her tits -just to piss us off and shit.
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And make an "ain't no bodi bini part 2: I love ASSphault assault
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by warmislandsun on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:15pm.
Is that one of the Hansen brothers in the Gucci shirt?
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Hahahahahaha!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:17pm.
On this note of important news , I farted today . Twice.
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Were they bean farts or broccoli farts? Who pulled your finger and why? Did you have to light a match? Did you pull an Al Roker? If so, where did you discard your draws at? If not, did you still manage to clear the room? Enquiring minds wanna know...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 7:17pm.
On this note of important news , I farted today . Twice. Damn it must have been a slow day on the D that this gets blog time ...
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I'll still take it over KKKuhtrashian news.
On this note of important news , I farted today . Twice. Damn it must have been a slow day on the D that this gets blog time ....
Is that one of the Hansen brothers in the Gucci shirt?
Lucie -- can you believe I can't see my avie? Doesn't he look absolutely delish? I know, I hate glitter, too, but I'd make an exception for those cherries. Those dresses sound too cute. I tried on a pair of thong sandals at Nordstrom one day. Because of the shoes I was wearing, slip-on type driving mocs, can you believe the bastard salesman had the nerve to bring out a pair of butter soft Prada driving mocs? I tried them on and I cursed him for showing them to me. Of course I didn't buy them, they were hideously expensive, but god they were gorgeous & outrageously expensive. I hate sales people who have my number.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Tampa Bay-area beach hooker who wants to look like she bought all of her ho shit uniforms at The Salvation Army in the early 90s
Bitch stole my look. Seriously.
Uhh, nevermind ...the Youtube just told me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTAUsIyj0gA
Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 6:55pm.
I see across the street is selling "Dolls" "Poppers" and "Delay Spray" so I assume this is Holland Park?
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I noticed this. What's 'Delay Spray'?
And yes, I agree with everybody that her figure is gorgeous and she has nice hips. She could gain 25 pounds and still look real good.
.... oh, and it also drains my stash.
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
to cause someone to drop something ... -damn, my yugo is more fierce than i gave it credit for before.
"it can't kill you, it can only bother you"
bjork, my boy has gotten me to smoke weed with him.
he's in his 20's.
it's put the naughty back in pot!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Twatty! I love your new avie. I just had to check out the flats on BG's website: they are so pretty, though I can't really handle glitter. I love cherries too. I have two cherry print summer dresses which shall make their international debut in NYC this summer. I think, for shoes, Miu Miu is my favourite brand. Hideous clothing though.
I see across the street is selling "Dolls" "Poppers" and "Delay Spray" so I assume this is Holland Park?
He ran over my foot with that damn mint yugo, causing me to drop my weed-filled pipe.
i'd say hi to bjork too but she hasn't talked to me since 1937 and just looks away vacantly when i jump up and down in front of her.
*miffs*
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Meh, dude's gonna have to amp up his game if he wants to get with RiRi. A scraped knee is like holding hands on your grandma's couch... A black eye, devil horns and a fat lip is what gets the spread, doncha know?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Lucie, anno & other peeps -- hey!
Lucie -- speaking of Miu Miu's, check out the cherry flats at Bergdorf Goodman's site. OMG, I think they're adorable. I usually don't get into something like that, but I love cherries!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Hey Bjork! Good to see you!
One of the things that really skeeves me about these pictures is how close RiRi's toes are to that nasty, filthy sidewalk. *shudders*
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Forget Ri-Ri, who is that gorgeous woman behind her?
What I meant to type was: Camille Paglia is still alive? Sads...
(Hello, deb!)
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 5:06pm.
Don't worry. She'll forgive the sidewalk and continue using it.
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LMAO! And people will say how she's the victim and how it's the sidewalks fault.
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then she'll tweet come-hither pics of her and the sidewalk, wearing it's gum over her tits -just to piss us off and shit.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 6:34pm.
Camille Paglia is still alive?
I believe she is still a professor at Philadelphia's University of the Arts.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Camille Paglia is still alive?
Nooo. Boycott the fatal scrape! She'll only do it more! >_<
And whoever this Cara Delevingne is, she's making RiRi look like a totally hot and refined high class ho. They all are.
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what did her daddy do to her?
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I want Rhi Rhi's jacket. Person in the gucci shirt looks a hot mess.
I think the London Box is the same as the NY box. If it happened IN the Box they don't even allow cell phone pics maybe why no one caught it. Although, I am inclined to agree with others here that she fell being a drunk mess...
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Oh MK post about the Camille Paglia "article" about how Riri is the second coming of Princess Di! Its in the Sunday Times and wow does it deserve to line a bird cage tomorrow!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
OMG NOOOO!!! PLEASE NO! how is the Lucozade bottle?? is it okay? O_O
In related news, I'm high right now.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 5:06pm.
Don't worry. She'll forgive the sidewalk and continue using it.
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LMAO! And people will say how she's the victim and how it's the sidewalks fault.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Lol, ponchiks.
I think she has a beautiful face.
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
I like her leather jacket.
36 Chambers (The Wu)
Sushi, her figure really is beautiful. Face though: I guess, "bulldog-like" covers it. Why is the lovely Jourdan Dunn hanging around with this lot?
River Island is two taste grades below Forever 21. I wouldn't step foot in there as I might catch a polyester-related disease. ICAWW.
Submitted by mike on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 5:06pm.
Don't worry. She'll forgive the sidewalk and continue using it.
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She could take a leaf out of Blohan's book of crackery:
"Move that sidewalk! I'm Robyn Fenty!"
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I'll take it that it happened and was cheering for the bottle thrower to get away and am glad he did. You know what RiRi's bodyguard has to look like: a 350 pound black guy who couldn't run if he was on fire. I bet it was hilarious. BritBrit is the one with the shaved head in shape body guard.
God help.me that looks like Naomi Campbell in the background.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.