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February 17, 2013 / Posted by:

The Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini!

Have you ever sexed herself raw with a cucumber and thought to yourself that it would’ve been soooooo much better if the cucumber was circumcised and had a head? Well, Francesco Morackini heard your genitals’ screams and thought of a machine that will turn almost anything into a fuck-ready dildo! That candle sitting on your coffee table? You can fuck it! That weird Sir Charles the Dog wine bottle holder from the Bombay Company your auntie got you for Christmas? You can fuck it! That branch on the tree in front of your house? You can fuck it! You can fuck it all! The world is your dildo.

Francesco says on his website (via HuffPo) that he was inspired by the original hand-cranked Loewy pencil sharpener, which totally makes sense, because who hasn’t looked at an old timey pencil sharpener and thought that it would be so much better if it circumcised that long stick of wood instead of sharpening it.

Sadly, the Dildomaker is only a concept and so for now, you’ll have to settle for doing yourself with a regular old, uncut carrot. (Or if you’re thinking that the Dildomaker would also make the perfect at-home circumcision machine, then you’ll have to settle for circumcising you or your loved one with a regular old Ginsu knife for now.) If the Dildomaker ever makes it to stores everywhere, Francesco will have to change the name. Since Pimp Mama Kris has given birth to a bunch of dildos, I’m pretty sure her vagina already owns the rights to that name.

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