Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Dildomaker from designer Francesco Morackini!
Have you ever sexed herself raw with a cucumber and thought to yourself that it would've been soooooo much better if the cucumber was circumcised and had a head? Well, Francesco Morackini heard your genitals' screams and thought of a machine that will turn almost anything into a fuck-ready dildo! That candle sitting on your coffee table? You can fuck it! That weird Sir Charles the Dog wine bottle holder from the Bombay Company your auntie got you for Christmas? You can fuck it! That branch on the tree in front of your house? You can fuck it! You can fuck it all! The world is your dildo.
Francesco says on his website (via HuffPo) that he was inspired by the original hand-cranked Loewy pencil sharpener, which totally makes sense, because who hasn't looked at an old timey pencil sharpener and thought that it would be so much better if it circumcised that long stick of wood instead of sharpening it.
Sadly, the Dildomaker is only a concept and so for now, you'll have to settle for doing yourself with a regular old, uncut carrot. (Or if you're thinking that the Dildomaker would also make the perfect at-home circumcision machine, then you'll have to settle for circumcising you or your loved one with a regular old Ginsu knife for now.) If the Dildomaker ever makes it to stores everywhere, Francesco will have to change the name. Since Pimp Mama Kris has given birth to a bunch of dildos, I'm pretty sure her vagina already owns the rights to that name.
via Jezebel (Thanks to Charlotte and Katy)
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Lmfao what the fuck.
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Just looking at some of those things makes me want to tie my legs together forever.Is that driftwood?!
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 2:49pm.
That's stupid.
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*GASP!* Bite your tongue! On second thought...*eyes Hekki's tongue, eyes the DildoMaker*...What? What? This will make you all the more popular on the D...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Damn, that Sir Charles dog gave me the sads. Bombay Co used to have some cool shit, back in the day. When did they turn into a low-rent Kirklands? Bew.
The Crank-A-Cock machine, however, has some potential!
That first picture: they even brought Maths into it. Brilliant.
LMAO, brilliant! MK, we know you're pre-ordering this as we speak, don't lie bitch. And shhhh, don't let Vadge hear that, ouch!
"You can fuck it all! The world is your dildo." - hahaha
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I guess the women would appreciate something like this. I remember when my daughter got a "bop it" toy. *eyerolls*
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Lol M.K. "You can fuck it! You can fuck it all! The world is your dildo!"
Great tag line. LMAO
Speechless!
36 Chambers (The Wu)
Okay, this had me on the floor laughing.
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Steven Tyler does White Oprah drag better than White Oprah does White Oprah drag. - MK
oh my!!!! ahahahahaha why would you want to light a circumcised candle??!!!! "Hello 911, I lighted up my special flower" wtf ahahahaha
Coma Caca!
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First one on the bottom row looks like a dried dog turd with the obligatory dental floss string hanging from the bottom.
Hey, turd box, I don't know the television!
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 2:35pm.
LOL, what the hell is that thing wrapped in aluminum foil? Yesterday's leftover schnitzel?
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That's what I wondered. I thought maybe it was a misshapen JiffyPop bag?
That bamboo?/wooden one is NO. But the others are kinda cute. I would invest! ; ) Brilliant.
That is all kinds of no.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
This could become a hit within the cruise-ship buffet industry.
That's stupid.
MK, you are reminding me of the commercial on Portlandia, "We Can Pickle That!"!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LOL, what the hell is that thing wrapped in aluminum foil? Yesterday's leftover schnitzel?
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
SamRo is checking with her accountant to see how much she can invest in this company.
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I'm pretty sure it would be cheaper and safer (ice lollies? wood?!?!?) to just buy a sex toy.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/17/2013 -
2:01pm.
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This made my day.
If you put a Twinky through it, does it explode?
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I put Tink Tink through the dildo maker and all I got was a bloody cricket bat....
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Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 1:55pm.
What in the what what? Who would even think of this? And who wants a dildo made out of wood? George Washington?
Splinters = no bueno
What in the what what? Who would even think of this? And who wants a dildo made out of wood? George Washington?
God damn now that shit's funny! All the wonderful technological advances humankind has come up with in the past 30 years and it took someone this long to come up with a at-home dildomaker? *smfh*
ice cube dildo for all you fresh stinkfish!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
One for the "Why didn't I think of that?" file.
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What separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals.
Oh no !!! Not sir Charles the dog from Bombay co ?! Get the SPCA on speed dial !
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
What happens if you put a dildo on it - does it implode? or a NEW Fist Brown is born???
This could only be improved if he made the "base" in the form of Vadge's face.
"The world is your dildo." I choked-literally, I found a bag in MamaBacon's stash-on my Werther's Original.
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Well you've got to give the people something good to read on a Sunday.
M. K. You've outdone yourself !
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Can we run Kuntrashian or Hohan through it?
HAHAHAHAHA
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Sir Charles the Dog WINE BOTTLE holder??!!
(puts dildo back in drawer and moves Sir Charles to kitchen)
Bhahahahahahahaha....brillaint Michael K.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity