Saturday, February 16th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By The Always Gorgeous Richard Simmons

Pour yourself something sparkling, slip into your nicest sweats, turn down the lights, light a Glade candle, sit back and spend some time with these pictures of Billy Crystal's long-lost unicorn twin brother spreading the glitter through the The Grove in L.A. yesterday afternoon. This is some fappin' to the oldies shit. Make sure to spend some quality time with Richard Simmons' moose knuckle situation, which sort of looks like a family of hamsters playing Twister or like a basket of boiled Faberge eggs. You deserve it. We all deserve some Richard Simmons.

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:11pm.
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Icona Pop totally should have been on that list. I also think they'd have raised their eyebrows a tad, hahaha Yeah, that's the trick making it pay but if it's what you love...

Have you seen Ellie's twitter? She's been posting pics as she goes through the country. What a whirlwind year she's had. ;p I agree about Muse, it's the best thing they've done recently and I have all their old stuff. Do you know who directed it?

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Thanks guys. I am not ashamed to tell you guys it did scare me - I had a flashback from when pops died...I will take care ofhim. I'll tell him beb.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Hey there Mike. How was your Monterrey weekend?

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Hi Within, GG, others.

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GG, I'd have had such a fright to have seen it.

@Esteem that Grace Potter song was sweet.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 8:11pm.

Sending best wishes to Mr. Gardener for a speedy recovery.

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.

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No, WR I was in the front but my boys were with him and were making him sit when I came around the side. I wont have him help, he's not used to manual labor, poor thing.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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@ GG

Glad he's ok hon. I know that must have scared you silly. It's hot too early, ugh, we're going to have a hellish summer I think. I'm in Nevada (high desert) so not as hot, but pretty close.

Take care of him. I know you will. ;-)

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He seems like a good soul.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:56pm.

>> I'm still hearing Don't you worry child on the radio all the time. Very much like their sound.

The station I referenced plays their song "Greyhound," which I crank up every time I hear it.

>> I'm amazed how well Kelly has done. That girl is golden. Swift just doesn't have the depth to sing like that. hahah

Agreed. Kelly has an amazing voice, which draws me in with each new song.

>>Very fresh and whimsical choice with Pontoon. ;)

I can't wait to see how that flies. :-)

>> I've been following Ellie as she's gone on her tour and you're right, it was a slow ascent to the top which will help her with this album, imo. She has staying power. I'm kicking myself I missed her too. LOVE HER.

ACH was just covered by the "Glee" kids, so it's getting a bump on iTunes. I wish they would just move on to a second single in the U.S. - the two I referenced would definitely be worthy.

>> And it's precisely the beginning that caught me for Madness. It is perfection. I like the video too even with its dark foreboding tone. Could it be Hudson was good for Bellamy??? Great choices and variety!

Me too! The song evokes so much emotion - I remember having a really tough time at work last month, and started bawling as I listened to this song.

>> I have a feeling your list was a too forward for your co-workers. You sure you don't prefer to write about music?

If I could make money doing it...

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.

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Yeah, Esteem it was 88 here in our corner of So Cal. I made him go inside and cool off. Its still not soon after my pops passing while on a hike last summer, so I was worried. He's better now but I'll finish the mess tomorrow.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Omg GG, it's so fortunate he didn't fall. Were you near him when that happened? Hope you told him he better not do that again tomorrow.

@Esteem, you guys got the ball rolling and lucky for whatever that site is, they took it down. Good eye.

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@ WR

Hiyas! I caught the other OP response, thanks. ;-)

I just didn't want to take credit where it wasn't due, like the publication we put on blast, LMAO.

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:47pm.
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You need to be in a less traditional field. That's more common than you think. I'm in the same boat. haha

Hi Mike!

@Esteem, left you a response in the other OP. Hi to you as well.

Hope everyone is having a fine evening.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:53pm.

That's cool - much more calculated than I was, taking off to SF. Luckily, I had a job waiting for me out there - and a job waiting for me when I came back.

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:32pm.
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I had to listen to all of them again, lol

I'm still hearing Don't you worry child on the radio all the time. Very much like their sound. I'm amazed how well Kelly has done. That girl is golden. Swift just doesn't have the depth to sing like that. hahah Very fresh and whimsical choice with Pontoon. ;) I've been following Ellie as she's gone on her tour and you're right, it was a slow ascent to the top which will help her with this album, imo. She has staying power. I'm kicking myself I missed her too. LOVE HER. And it's precisely the beginning that caught me for Madness. It is perfection. I like the video too even with its dark foreboding tone. Could it be Hudson was good for Bellamy??? Great choices and variety!

I have a feeling your list was a too forward for your co-workers. You sure you don't prefer to write about music?

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@ GG

Oh no, is he ok? It was that hot there? Wow.

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We worked in the front and side yards today. Over did it and now shoulders are sunburnt and Mr. Gardener got dizzy and almost fell off the ladder. ;(

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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He has a new weight loss program. I saw the infomercial this morning. I miss "Sweating to the Oldies".

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:47pm.

Long time, no speak - hope you're doing well. Still thinking about moving?

Yep. Still in the most preliminary of stages, though. It's at least two years away.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:47pm.

Long time, no speak - hope you're doing well. Still thinking about moving?

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:47pm.

Haha, I work in engineering, the ties aren't quite as tight, but I can see what you mean. Lol.

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:45pm.

Ha!

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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:44pm.

I'm in finance - it's much more traditional than say, a tech company, where it could probably fly.

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.

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Submitted by mike on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:42pm.

You mean Sephora wasn't playing them? ;-)

jk (really)

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:41pm.

That is a great club song beb. Would they really be that upset about 'shit'? I think it's lost it's sting value by now? Heh, old and jaded I guess. ;-)

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LOL @ "family of hamsters playing Twister." He's the picture of youthful good health and fitness.

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:32pm.

lol, I'd never before heard a single one of those songs

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@ Esteem - I do love that song, and the fact that they are a neighbor (VT). It was so tough to ultimately choose - I really wanted to include this, but was afraid of the NSFW disclosures needed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxxajLWwzqY

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.

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I like Richard Simmons, he seems like a genuinely sweet guy, however, I am a little disappointed that he dressed down in these pictures.:(

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@HotMami my serpintine belt with labor was only 120. Its an easy fix.
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She is fabulous isn't she? I saw him on Chelsea Lately the other night, he was so excited he was basically farting glitter. She couldn't tolerate him.

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@ Hotmami

Np hon, my brother's a mechanic, don't let the shop rip you off! ;-)

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@ beb

Great list babe, but you missed one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml7TmC__eDc

;-)

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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:29pm.

Thank you!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:18pm.

Not sure - here it is:

While 2011 was undoubtedly the Year of Adele, 2012 had more variety when it came to popular music (unless you consider Carly Rae Jepsen’s ubiquitous “Call Me Maybe,” which spawned YouTube renditions from just about everyone, including U.S. President Barack Obama).

This being said, here are my top five songs of 2012:

5. “Don’t You Worry Child” Swedish House Mafia (featuring John Martin)

Electronic Dance Music (EDM) made tremendous strides in 2012, even inspiring a radio station in Boston dedicated to the format late in the year (the former WFNX 101.7, now dubbed Evolution). This was the first song played on the station and, unfortunately, may be the last we hear from the group for some time as they have announced an indefinite hiatus.

http://m.vevo.com/watch/swedish-house-mafia/dont-you-worry-child-live/GB...

4. “Pontoon” Little Big Town

While Taylor Swift tackled the pop charts (and dabbled in dub-step?!?), country music held its own in 2012. This song, which became the quartet’s first #1 hit on the country charts, won both Single of the Year by the Country Music Association and a Grammy award for Best Country Duo/Group Performance. If we hold another summer cruise, this belongs on the soundtrack (with koozies, of course).

http://www.artistdirect.com/video/little-big-town-pontoon/127714

3. “Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You)” Kelly Clarkson

Although she recently found love, many of Kelly Clarkson’s songs have centered on a guy done wrong. This song is no exception, with the opening line “You know the bed feels warmer...sleeping here alone.” “Stronger” became the original American Idol’s biggest hit to date, and sparked arguably the best speech at this year’s Grammy awards after Kelly won Best Pop Vocal Album. Which is why I <3 her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn676-fLq7I

http://www.peoplestylewatch.com/people/stylewatch/package/article/0,,206...

2. “Anything Could Happen” Ellie Goulding

Ellie Goulding’s “Lights” brightened very slowly in the U.S. over the year, ultimately peaking at #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 and becoming the magazine’s top Pop Song for 2012. The continued popularity of “Lights”, however, overshadowed the release of Ellie’s second CD, “Halcyon,” and its first single -- which features bombastic verses and a lush, soaring chorus. The U.K. has since seen tracks “Figure 8” and “Explosions” hit their charts -- here’s hoping to hear more from this up-and-coming artist in 2013.

http://www.vevo.com/watch/ellie-goulding/anything-could-happen/GBUV71201...

1. “Madness” Muse

Beginning with verses reminiscent of groups like Depeche Mode and Erasure, this song transforms into a rally cry when lead singer Matthew Bellamy sings “I need to love” at the 4:10 mark. Then, it delivers a line which many can identify with (including myself): “Yes I know, I can evolve...but maybe I’m too headstrong.” Coldplay’s Chris Martin deemed this song the band’s best song yet. Nor can many music fans, as the song broke a record on Billboard’s Alternative Songs chart -- spending 19 consecutive weeks at #1 (at the time of this writing).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek0SgwWmF9w

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.

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Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:24pm.

Depends on the size of your engine I think:

http://www.autozone.com/autozone/accessories/Miscellaneous-Repair-Parts/...

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:22pm.
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It is! He just came back from Brazil! He sure is living the life going all over the world. Not bad for 20 year career... And she's great.

Edit, lol

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Hekki, I know, right? I don't think I've ever seen Richard in long pants!

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:02pm.
wtf is going on with the top of his scalp?...

That's what it looks like many years after your hair transplant. "HEADS" up, Brendan Fraser!!

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Question!!! Does anyone know how much a serpentine belt costs? I got my oil changed yesterday, and was told they mine was beginning to crack.

I don't have divorce filing fees to pay or anything.

*sigh*

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I wasn't very hungry, so all I had for dinner was some Supremely Spicy hummus on a brown rice cake and a blood orange.

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Submitted by Esteem on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:01pm.
I love him. I wish I had 1/4 of his positive energy/outlook on life

I'll 2nd that Esteem. I adore him and think he is a genuinely kind person.

Off to finish dinner. Cheese ravioli in red sause, good bread and salad.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:13pm.

And Kat Von D wishes that was her.

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Agreed - she lent her vocals to this song, which is the shit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LFlw_VX6o4

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.

Omg this post is too funny! Family of hamsters playing twister... *snorts*

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Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:11pm.

Oh man that sounds good. I'm starving and lazy today, so I'm going to indulge the pizza craving I've been having for a week and go get a large pie in a bit.

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:13pm.
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They better appreciate it then. Sounds like they don't keep up with the what's hot on the charts. Do they know the songs even? Maybe if you threw in some elevator music. Too edgy? hahaha

I don't know why I thought it was being delivered earlier in the week.

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*Hi fives Hekki*. The oldest is grocery shopping with his teacher and the youngest is bowling with Dad. I got more accomplished in this house in the last hour than in the entire prior week combined....
All i need now is a beer....

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He is awesomeness. Trying to figure out what to make for dinner.

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Submitted by beb on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:01pm.
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He would twerk it and get everyone around him sweating to that.

And Kat Von D wishes that was her.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 7:05pm.

Moved over to OP. The bed was pretty much on schedule. The mattress came first thing this morning, followed by the bed itself this afternoon.

I'm interested to see what the reaction is to my article. It's the first one I've done in the 6+ years I've been with the company. Maybe I'll become the music guru of the firm (though I realized the U.S. is the last to know about one of my picks for early this year).

ETA: I think it will be a collaborative effort with the designer. BH has strong opinions about what he wants to see. I'm just writing the check.

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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAH - WithinReason

I chase your love around a Figure 8, I need you more than I can take. You promise forever and a day, and then you take it all away.