Saturday, February 16th 2013
Open Post: Hosted By The Always Gorgeous Richard Simmons
Pour yourself something sparkling, slip into your nicest sweats, turn down the lights, light a Glade candle, sit back and spend some time with these pictures of Billy Crystal's long-lost unicorn twin brother spreading the glitter through the The Grove in L.A. yesterday afternoon. This is some fappin' to the oldies shit. Make sure to spend some quality time with Richard Simmons' moose knuckle situation, which sort of looks like a family of hamsters playing Twister or like a basket of boiled Faberge eggs. You deserve it. We all deserve some Richard Simmons.
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<"Texan doc- Howard is horrendous to Richard that's why he won't speak to H.S anymore , let alone appear on his show again.">
It was an act. Richard would bring Howard's wife and daughters on shopping sprees. Richard chose the name of Howard's last daughter. They split when the Enquirer had a piece about Richard hiring sado male escorts who would spank him and call him "baby" and he asked Howard to not mention it but he did. And then Richard decided he could have Letterman take over the "bully" role and with a bigger audience.
ubmitted by Dog on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 11:33am.
Hi Whamo! No time no bark!
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Huh..nowhere, I just thought you were telling me you had no time to "bark" (talk) ?
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 11:48am.
@ Doggie....we'll talk later, no probs:)
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Why? Where you going?
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@ Kisa....hey there non ho bag :P :) indeed I had no idea we were going to get dumped or that the temp was going to drop like it did. I partied up at a buddies last night and crashed on the couch so I didn't have to drive in it. Isn't the QEW just a blast to drive during a storm! Lol, that highway is a nightmare at the best of times.
@ Doggie....we'll talk later, no probs:)
Richard is like a freshly squeezed glass of orange juice in the morning.
Texan doc- Howard is horrendous to Richard that's why he won't speak to H.S anymore , let alone appear on his show again.
Whamo - who are u calling a ho ?! J/K hello neighbor. Did you see all that snow that came unexpectedly sat ?! I think wiarton willie was smoking crack and didn't see his shadow but only smoke. Wtf was that yesterday ?! No thanks to the weather network for forewarning. I was driving on the QEW and all of a sudden I find myself in a snow globe ! Damnnn !
Who said this wasn't a place to chat ? WUT ?!? Well I beg to differ.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
Hi Whamo! No time no bark!
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Since we're still on open post...Queen on Bio. Love it!
Love Richard. A good friend was a flight attendant for a while. She says that he was one of her favorite passengers.
By the way, good morning Doggggiiiee:) ....and of course all you ho bags, I hope everyone has a nice day:D
Submitted by Fronika on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:00am.
This is not a chat site.
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That's pretty much exactly what this site is. MK sets the story, we chat about it.
Seriously what do you think a section reserved and called OPEN POST is for, what do you suggest we talk about on an Open Post?
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 10:34am.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 10:23am
ITA. I like the minimal jewelry look on men, anyway--diamonds or not. A watch and either a wedding and/or class ring, tops. Sexist, I know. It looks cheesy, otherwise. And no pinky rings for god's sake. Dude at work wears one and is a smarmy mf. He also wears a lot of man jewels.
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See, I can't stand class rings on men. Okay, we see you graduated from college (you are far from the first) but you're thirty now so you need to move on, frat boy. Once in a rare while I like an ID bracelet on a guy but it has to look right and I don't have criteria for it - it's just something that stands out. I also don't mind if a man wears a family crest ring as long as it's not ostentatious. And as long as it's a real crest; not because he saw a fox ring at the local bodega and decided it was his destiny.
I don't condone wearing fur for any reaon, period, but I have seen some women who look spectacular in fur coats. Men in fur for any reason? Straight up pimp and you look like a douche.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 10:17am.
One of the most side-achingly funny radio moments ever was when Richard showed up on Howard Stern's show
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Aren't his appearances on Stern just EPIC! Howard just goofs on him so much. I don't think he's ever ever done a show where he wasn't a completely over the top drama queen crying every single time.
Howard always calls the people he helps "fatties" and Richard always cried out "you can't call them THAT Howard!" Lmao! He's one of his best guests for sure.
Uh, commenter, this is open post. Open post. I don't typically participate, but I know the rules on it, or lack thereof. :)
Mabel, when is Big Gay Prom going on this year?
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 10:23am
ITA. I like the minimal jewelry look on men, anyway--diamonds or not. A watch and either a wedding and/or class ring, tops. Sexist, I know. It looks cheesy, otherwise. And no pinky rings for god's sake. Dude at work wears one and is a smarmy mf. He also wears a lot of man jewels.
Oops..sorry, Within :) Both of those books came out 5 years ago maybe? and I have avoided books about animals since. Lol
But VOB the book you're reading sounds wonderful and I will be checking it out!
Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 10:14am.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:41am.
Hadn't noticed until you mentioned it, but yep, looks like a pear shaped diamond.
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I don't care what the circumstance or excuse. NO MAN should wear any kind of diamond, ever, for any reason.
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One of the most side-achingly funny radio moments ever was when Richard showed up on Howard Stern's show on a cold NY winter morning collecting money for "coats for the homeless" and he passed the cup around Howard and the regulars and collected 9 cents. Richard played his act to the nth degree, screaming and crying.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:41am.
Hadn't noticed until you mentioned it, but yep, looks like a pear shaped diamond.
Richard Simmons is by far one of the brightest beams of lovely light on this Earth. No sarcasm. I heart him.
Is he wearing an engagement ring on his left ring finger, FFS?
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Submitted by Fronika on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:00am.
Are you new?
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Submitted by Fronika on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:00am.
This is not a chat site. I wish people would take their personal stuff somewhere else. If you are all so fond of each other, get MSN or something similar. Stop boring the rest of us to death with your drivel.
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Alternatively, you could just skip over the OPEN POST, and stop boring the rest of us to death with your conversation policing.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by Fronika on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:00am.
... ... I wish people would ... ...
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i have a hard time getting people to do what i want too.
example: i wanted them to send me money. they didn't. that sucked (and still does).
one day i wished we'd all dress in dark brown. didn't happen. very disappointing.
i wished people wouldn't vote for romney ... and, wouldn't ya know it, over 30% did. it's frustrating.
maybe instead of wishing, we just make remote controls? i think that would solve this free-will shit that hampers our happiness.
i'm just glad this is open post, a place where i can vent about anything including how i can't control the masses.
-one day you'll all be mine ....
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Fronika on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 9:00am.
This is not a chat site. I wish people would take their personal stuff somewhere else. If you are all so fond of each other, get MSN or something similar. Stop boring the rest of us to death with your drivel.
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Good lord, grouchypants. MK started the "Open Post" feature specifically to provide a daily spot for off-topic and/or personal discussion. If it bothers you, just skip the comments.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 8:29am.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 12:17am.
Withy I've missed two weeks of Downton ... What's happened since Sybil's demise? Why knock off the spunky one?
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I'm still pissed about that. I liked her. Why not Lady Bitchface....er, I mean, Mary?
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I think it might give some good future storylines if it continues into season 4 because Branson will be around dealing with Lord Grantham and that's always kinda combustible, politically and religiously. Plus he's hot and needs to find another woman once's he's recovered from Sybil's death. If he weds a downstairs person that would mean Sybil jr would be raised by a chauffeur and a maid. Quelle horreur!!!!
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 12:17am.
Withy I've missed two weeks of Downton ... What's happened since Sybil's demise? Why knock off the spunky one?
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I'm still pissed about that. I liked her. Why not Lady Bitchface....er, I mean, Mary?
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We think she's Fabulous!
Hey everyone, just stopping in briefly (I've been out of the house all day) and wanted to thank Very Old Bat and Within Reason for their kind words last night re: a difficult situation.
Sorry, I went to bed (shit was getting depressing)but I left a response in yesterdays open post.
Again, thank you. I promise to be lighter tomorrow!
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"She looks like if you fuck with her she'd put a stiletto through your jugular and then charge you for the shoe repair. My kind of woman." Foxxy Brown
Pecked to death by ducks?
Vob, tbh, S3 has been kind of slow. If it weren't for those three I don't know if I'd have stayed. Cora and Violet, of course are excellent. oh and there was a kiss that almost got Thomas fired. That's not giving too much away. But you haven't missed much. There's supposed to be a big twist at the end... Yes, yet another. Lol
Night TR.
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Where's Whammo? I hope all is well. BBL
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Fleass - when the boy is older, try reintroducing him to the father's side of the family. When he is close to adulthood and has some filters and defenses.
VOB - glad to see you feeling better.
Gotta get some sleep.
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God don't like ugly.
Thanks Withy.. I will try and catch up with it... You didn't give anything away. .
Doll parts.. A quiet night.. What's up? How are you?
John Irving lost me after Piggy Sneed.. It looks like I have some catching up to with his work as well. MK. Has to get better.. He HAS TO live Blogg the Oscars!!! One Eyed or not...he has to get better...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
*slow claps for every word of this wonderful post*
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
VOB, did you just give it away too??? *SPOILERS AHEAD* I said I wouldn't watch it after that because she was the one I liked the best but I persisted. I will say that Thomas and O'brien are still there. I liked them almost as much. More house problems, Edith doesn't seem to get with the older guy, Ok, one more, Mr. Bates is out. That's it. Saying more will ruin it. ;p
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Withy I've missed two weeks of Downton ... What's happened since Sybil's demise? Why knock off the spunky one?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 02/17/2013 - 12:08am.
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I was just about to say it sounded like a John Irving novel. HAHAHA I saw a couple of the movie versions and they piqued my interest to read some of his books. The bear is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
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PHM, I'd block out her fameho face with my hand and look at the puppy then. Haven't read either of the books you mentioned but don't give away the ending Pretty, hahaha
@VOB, just read the synopsis. That needs to be a movie, has a film been made of it yet? lol Who's on SNL? I'm watching the repeat of Downton Abbey. I know, I should have stopped a couple of shows ago but might as well finish it now that's that it's almost done.
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PHM.. The writer is a music critic... So he's bright and insightful.. Except when it comes to sonic psychotic rabbits. Basically.. He shows his heart.. And the animals live.. It's like The Hotel New Hampshire meets MK.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Withy.. This isn't the typical non fiction read... I'm loving it. You never know when you are just going to crack up, snort... Or otherwise make giggling noises that draw
Unwanted attention to you.. Read at your own peril.. You have been warned. ;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Fleass, so long as you don't let your son see how much it bothers you, he may not even notice. Besides, it's their loss. It's sad but you can't dwell on those people and you can't control them. Try to surround yourself with those around you who do care and want to help instead.
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Within..if MK posted a picture of Trashian with an adorable dog I don't think anyone would mind, but lucky for us all she hates animals so we DO mind and dislike seeing her heavily plastic face.
VOB- I will check out that book for sure. I love happy animal books. The last one I read..I really wish I could remember the name, but the lady was getting divorced and she rescued a horse (It was something like The Horse Who Loved me Or The Horse who saved me IDK) But it was such a good story, and true..but the horse died at the end. Just like when I read Marley and Me. Can't someone write their story while the animal is still alive? Lol
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/16/2013 - 11:17pm.
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Haven't watched SNL in a looooong time. And I'd add Bad Santa and all horror films to that list. Think Exorcist, the Omen spooky.
Just looked up Enslaved by Ducks and it is not at all what I expected it! lol Are you enjoying it?
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PHM.. Am reading Enslaved by Ducks,,
I keep thinking of you with all your barn babies... It's so funny...
Not in the awe gee funny.. But gut busting funny..
If you see it.. Grab it.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
He's 9. His father died when he was 6 weeks old. This has been going on for years and the rejection kills me. I know it bothers me more than it will ever bother him.
anyone watching SNL..?
Things to watch if you have The COLD..
http://www.buzzfeed.com/popsecret/14-movies-that-are-better-to-watch-at-...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
EH, agreed, I think she's cute too. The special is just to garner interest for the upcoming tour. I'm surprised she agreed to do it.
@PHM, awwwwwwwww. ♥♥ *I'm trying to keep it a KK-free night, don't remind MK or he could post more pics*
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*Derp*
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/08/derpy-dogs_n_2640560.html#slide...
And they all still look smarter than Kim Kartrashian!
And now I have the visual of Richard Simmons' velveteen junk in my brain. Thank you.
Her baby is super cute though....even though she looks like JZ. And why was the only full body pregnancy shot of her in shadow? Couldn't really tell what I was looking at......
I also think she hinted that Jay cheated on her......very interesting....
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