Open Post: Hosted By The Always Gorgeous Richard Simmons

February 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Pour yourself something sparkling, slip into your nicest sweats, turn down the lights, light a Glade candle, sit back and spend some time with these pictures of Billy Crystal’s long-lost unicorn twin brother spreading the glitter through the The Grove in L.A. yesterday afternoon. This is some fappin’ to the oldies shit. Make sure to spend some quality time with Richard Simmons’ moose knuckle situation, which sort of looks like a family of hamsters playing Twister or like a basket of boiled Faberge eggs. You deserve it. We all deserve some Richard Simmons.

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