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February 16, 2013 / Posted by:

Pepsi A.M., the morning time sodie pop that was way ahead of its time!

About a week ago, Mountain Dew announced that this country really isn’t classy enough, so they’re going to class up breakfast by putting out a morning drink called Kickstart for the Mama Junes, Brit Brits and frat dudes of the nation. Kickstart is basically Mountain Dew with a little bit of fruit juice in it. Now you don’t have to spend several minutes of your morning making your regular breakfast brew of Mountain Dew, two spoonfuls of powdered Tang and two crushed down Vivarin pills. Starbucks’ sales will hit the bottom of the barrel, because Brit Brit and Honey Boo Boo are going to bathe, freebase and brush their teeth with this shit and that’s saying a lot since I don’t think they brush their teeth or bathe right now.

But way before Mountain Dew put douche juice on your breakfast tables, Pepsi tried it with Pepsi A.M. Pepsi A.M. was just like regular Pepsi, but it had 28 per cent more caffeine in it. So it was all sugar and all caffeine. Drinking one can a day in the morning would give you diabetes AND a meth addiction. America just wasn’t ready for that, though, because it was released in 1989 and Pepsi stopped making it in 1990. It was a morning soda vanguard and I’m sure you can still experience Pepsi A.M. today by freebasing Pepsi with a little bit of speed in it.

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