RiRi Got A Bouquet Of Buds For VD

Because RiRi thinks she's the second coming of Bob Marley and a hero to all stoners, she Instagrammed a picture of the marijuana plant somebody gave her for National Single Awareness Day and added the note: "Roses are green! Somebody knows how to make me happy." You probably didn't read any of those words, because as soon as that picture loaded your mouth pulled your head toward the screen and you'll stay stuck there until the people who clean your office at night pry you off, Windex your screen and then put your mouth back on it.

Some people think that RiRi's bouquet from FTD's Willie Nelson collection came from Chris Brown. If it did, then RiRi must've found later that her marijuana plant was actually a bushel of funny-looking oregano, because they both showed up to Playhouse in Hollywood last night and she treated him like he was Frank Ocean and she was him. RiRi sat far away from him and kept throwing her stank face at him. Some witness type said this to UsWeekly:

"[They were] not at all on speaking terms. She refused to sit with or even near him. When she noticed he was there, she made a huge show of rubbing her presence in his face."

Please tell me that "rubbing her presence in his face" is just a really polite way of saying that she threw her dirty tampon at his face or dropped a queef bomb in his piña colada. But really, this is just The Difficult Brown and RiRi being The Difficult Brown and RiRi. You know, he tries to kill her, they kiss, they make up, he tries to kill her again, they kiss, they make up, etc... That's just them.

It's pretty obvious that The Difficult Brown is the one who gave her that beautiful gift, because he knows that marijuana reduces the intensity of pain. That is SO caring of him.

And here's some extremely riveting pictures of RiRi going to another club last night.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:47pm.

RiRi should cut down on her weed smoking. It obviously interferes with her judgment.

Submitted by ewesocrazy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:47pm.

Whatever "edge" she had left flew out the window when that story came out that she might have hit Bieber's bong.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:46pm.

Why are people who don't smoke weed everyday so gay?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:45pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:43pm.

Are we doing better today?

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:43pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:40pm.

M.E. -- i applaud and commend you for your parental pimpology *standing ovation*
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LOL. It was a very rare win for me. Having grown up with a young mother she knew my moves before I had my moves planned. She didn't see this one coming. *fist pump*

I've still never told them about it. LOL.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:40pm.

M.E. -- i applaud and commend you for your parental pimpology *standing ovation*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by ibnsmother on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:38pm.

I think that she is feeling the backlash from everyone for getting back with him so she's trying to distance herself.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:38pm.

I can't smoke weed, it offsets the crack and jack thinks that shits whack so get yo big mom ass back... *bored*

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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:37pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:20pm.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:52pm.

I'm bored of these losers.
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SMOKE MORE WEED
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HAHA! I'm actually flattered that I got a shoutout from you ;)
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Douchechill!

Submitted by girlfromipanema on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:44pm.

Gimme. I do think it's stupid and tacky to post pictures of weed and alcohol. Doesn't mean I don't do it (smoke and drink), but I definitely don't put it out there for the whole world to see.

I hope she's done with this loser, and getting all those tats, for good.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:33pm.

I read this as "RiRi has....VD."

So yeah. Make of that what you will.

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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:33pm.

Foxxy - I didn't harvest it all, but a lot of it. I also picked a lot of the tomatoes and trimmed back some of the plants and since they are so "similar" I thought they were part of the same plant.

*evil grin*

Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:32pm.

Looks like shitty weed. Cheap hydro crap, you can tell by how loose and flowery the buds are, didn't cure them correctly.

ba-buttons smokes dope. A lot. But in my home, with my friends. Personally, all these burn-out, hippie idiots and low-rent wannabe ganagstas (like shit for brains here) who do the "420" parades and shit are actually doing more to keep reefer illegal.

If mobs had assembled for mass binge drinking fests as a form of protest against prohibition our countries would still be dry.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!

Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:30pm.

Poor Rhi Rhi, trouble in paradise? And on Valentine's Day? Boo-hoo.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:28pm.

@ M.E. -- no. you. did. not. ahahahahahahahahahaaa!
soooooooo, what happened when they came home??!!

M.E. "omg dad, there was a slug invasion, ate those plants down overnight!!"

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:25pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:52pm.

I remember in high school a stoner gave his grandmother a pot plant for Valentines Day. She thought that it quite a lovely plant and appreciated her grandson for "grooming " the plant. Haha

*stares open mouthed into monitor*
**smacks forehead**
***kicks own ass***

we had a backyard... *facepalm*
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In HS my dad grew weed out behind the pigeon coops in between the tomato plants. Like I didn't know WTF they were. Right. Always preaching to me not to do drugs blah blah blah, here they were growing the shit. Well, they took off to Europe for 3 weeks. Harvest time. I made a lot of money that month.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:23pm.

Submitted by I AM Afraid on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:21pm.

I'm a lot more worried about the accepting message of physical abuse she has shown her young fans than I am of them seeing a photo of pot. They'll deal with it.
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OK you really sound like you need to light a blunt and chill out.

Submitted by I AM Afraid on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:21pm.

I'm a lot more worried about the accepting message of physical abuse she has shown her young fans than I am of them seeing a photo of pot. They'll deal with it.

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:58pm.
Keep it that way Rhi Rhi.

And I know she is not supposed to be anyone's role model and blah blah blah but don't you think this is a bit irresponsible? I know weed isn't THAT bad but it is still illegal. She has a lot of young fans. Anywho.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:20pm.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:52pm.

I'm bored of these losers.
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SMOKE MORE WEED

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:18pm.

LIFE'S A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE
THAT'S WHY WE GET HIGH
CUZ U NEVER NO WHEN UR GONNA DIE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnKUUBKLygE

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:16pm.

Justine Beiber should be her next boyfriend.
They're both so darn cool.

Submitted by Trixster on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:13pm.

I think there is truth to that saying child stars stop maturing at the age they become famous. She has the mentality of a 15 year old suburban wannabe "badass."

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:11pm.

UGH! No more Valentimes Day posts please. : /

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:11pm.

at least she owns up to it and doesn't pretend it's salvia

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:09pm.

MJT- I agree.

*adjusts tennis balls on walker feet*

Submitted by ElleDriver on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:09pm.

I read "VD" as "venereal disease" - as in, Fist Brown sent her a reefer bouquet for giving her the clap

Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:08pm.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:56pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:52pm.
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Foxxy, hahaha. The old gal was so proud of that plant. No one else had anything like it. We just kept quiet because we didn't want to hurt her feelings.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:07pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:05pm.

LOL. I don't smoke but it honestly doesnt bother me. I think it should be legal. I just think it's kinda lame that she is documenting her stuff doing illegal shit and putting it out for the world to see. Whatever. *shakes cane*

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:06pm.

riveting is right MK

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:06pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:03pm.

thanks for destroying my one working half sinus and 3/4 lung

/cracking up laughing, coughing and blowing my nose at the same time

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:05pm.

MJT, I agree. That is what these idiots do not understand. THEY ARE an impression on their fans, whether they like it or not.

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I'm learning to live without you now
But I miss you sometimes
The more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning again

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:05pm.

now THAT'S WHAT I WANTED for Valentines Day♥♥♥♥

And you lil uptight bitches M.E. and Janey, ;p it won't be illegal for long...so GET USED TO IT!

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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:03pm.

http://i.imgur.com/xgDET.jpg

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:00pm.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:58pm.

Keep it that way Rhi Rhi.

imo, at the point her "young fans" have already been allowed to listen to her sing about whips and chains and sex smell etc etc etc ... yeah, the barn door is open and the horse is down the road getting drunk at the titty bar ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:58pm.

Keep it that way Rhi Rhi.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:52pm.

I remember in high school a stoner gave his grandmother a pot plant for Valentines Day. She thought that it quite a lovely plant and appreciated her grandson for "grooming " the plant. Haha

*stares open mouthed into monitor*
**smacks forehead**
***kicks own ass***

we had a backyard... *facepalm*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:56pm.

M.E., I sm surprised Rhi has not tweeted a pic of herself on the toilet yet.

So pathetically desperate.

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I'm learning to live without you now
But I miss you sometimes
The more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning again

Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:54pm.

420 4 LIFE

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:53pm.

Nothing is cooler than someone bragging about smoking weed.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:52pm.

I'm bored of these losers.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by C on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:52pm.

I wish I had received those BUDS! that looks delicious! *puff puff*

she's so pretty! so glad there are no pics of brown. he's gross!

Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:52pm.

I remember in high school a stoner gave his grandmother a pot plant for Valentines Day. She thought that it quite a lovely plant and appreciated her grandson for "grooming " the plant. Haha

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:51pm.

What the fuck? IT'S STILL ILLEGAL!

Honestly I really don't give a fuck about smoking pot. It's harmless, go a head and do it, just keep it out of my fucking face.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:48pm.

When I was smoking, my man would get me the same, and I loved it.

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I'm learning to live without you now
But I miss you sometimes
The more I know, the less I understand
All the things I thought I knew, I'm learning again

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:48pm.

*kisses the Great Seal of The People's Republic of California and weeps from jealousy*

now i really hate this wench.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12