Mimi Documented Her Valentine's Night Date With Nick Cannon On Twitter
If you stare at Jill E. Beans' "fuck my life right in the ass" face and then walk away from this post, you will have seen everything you need to see from Mimi's romantic Valentine's Night.
Besides Hallmark and some pre-school teachers, nobody loves holidays harder than Mimi does and Valentine's Day is no exception. Mimi shared pictures from her VD night with all her Twitter followers and that shit is almost as ridiculous as her episode of Cribs. Mimi started off by tweeting a picture of her and Nick Cannon kissing in front of the Empire State Building, and I'm sure it took 30 takes, 7 kissing choreographers and 4 lighting designers to get that picture right. It almost looks like they're trying to pass a giant Cheerio to each other with their mouths.
Then Mimi slipped into a bath full of Hello Kitty bubbles and luxuriated for hours. I like how the camera captured the exact moment when she was able to push a butterfly burp (aka a fart) out of her butt. I'm totally disappointed that she wasn't wearing a towel in the tub. Then Mimi and Nick broke into Central Park and got a carriage ride from a horse who was probably wondering why one of his relatives' tails was stuck on top of Mimi's head. Mimi stopped sharing right there, because the pictures of Nick Cannon jacking himself off while sitting on a unicorn horn dildo as she sings her greatest hits in the corner are sacred to her.
And there's not many things that are more romantic than making your assistant take pictures of you and your husband on a date so they can post them on Twitter.
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lol i love this
Is it just me, or was Valentines Day a big deal this year?
Aww come on MK! Mariah's craziness is all in good fun. She a totally harmless eccentric loony.
OMG like we all don't have friends that live updated for us on their VD festivities.
status update: "There is no better place to celebrate Valentine's day that @ Long John Silvers."
status update: "Here with my love having the time of my life."
status update: look what he got me {insert picture of some jacked up candy and sad balloons} I'm such a lucky girl!"
status update: Uploads pics of both of them making kissy face
*promptly unfriends*
At least Mariah has money.
jill e beans looks ready to end it all...
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To me...I don't know...if you live your life for facebook and twitter - or ON FB and Twitter...it just rings FAKE to me.
It is what happens behind closed doors, between two people that is real - not some pre-edited trite, fabricated storybook editon of what went down.
I agree with MK, yes, that little dog has a "FML" look on her face... but I see that same look in Nick's face. He had no clue what he was getting in to with Queenie Mimi.
to quote Cyndi Lauper "money changes everything"
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
I love Mariah's pop, not so much her RnB.
People need to stop acting like Nick is broke, though. Doesn't he own/run Nikolodeon now?
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:24pm.
Ooooooh you are going to be here?!?!? So fun!
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I cannot stand it when some couples have to prove to the world that they are so in love. It makes it look as if you are trying to hard.
Poor, poor Jill E. Beans. It's just not right.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:06pm.
I'll never forget seeing the ESB for the very first time. I can't wait to come over this summer.
I haven't cared about this stupid day in years
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Pretty sure they don't spend nearly as much time together as a normal couple so Nick seems to have gotten himself a sweet deal...money, luxury, privilege...and all he has to do is tolerate her insecure ass when ever she needs him to (which probably not that much-I mean, she does have a hanger on staff to tell her how fab she is all the time). Hell, I'd sign up.
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We get it Meme. Your life is way more fabulous than any of ours. Thanks for reminding us.
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I want that tub!
I don't know what's worst these pictures or the person who had to spend their valentine's day taking these pictures.
I want to hate her, but I can't. She seems just so innocently clueless.
At least SOMEBODY got laid on Valentines
Ugh, she is such a girly girl. I think I grew an extra pair of ovaries looking at those pics.
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j
"I'm doin ho activities, with ho energy. Ho's are my friends, ho's are my enemies."
Does the blanket on that Leanne drawn carriage ever get washed? Blargh.
It's festive, whatever!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What is with the overfucking sharing? Make it stop!!!
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Totally off topic - Have any of you seen "Red Riding Hood"?
The empire state building was pink and purple last night- it was so pretty.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I love her. I want her to get ALL the money. Someday she will be a Zsa Zsa, Liza, Charo when she's 70 and you'll realize you always loved her, too.
They give love a bad name.
To be fair I don't think it is that bad. By her standards. I expected worse.
Is Nick Cannon mildly retarded? Did he sign on for the money? I don't get it. You couldn't pay me enough to have to deal with Mooriah and her overinflated ego 24/7.5
Oh Jesus Fuck.
Oh, Mimi.
I got as far as "Jill E Beans", then had to fight the urge to call Sarah McLachlan for a rescue mission. MK is right, that's a "fuck my life" face if there ever was one.
OT - I'm scrolling through Amazon Instant Video on my day off, and found Liz & Dick in HD for 99 cents, to buy, not rent.
Is this seriously the piece of nonsense who allowed herself to get ugly for "Precious"?
what? we don't get to see them fuck? If you're gonna share, Mimi then SHARE.
and then there was Goopy giving advice to the losers (like me *sobs*) who spent VD alone.. for the love of god Make it STOP!!
your move, Leann
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
That giant butterfly balloon. We can all go home now.