Kris Humphries' Divorce Lawyer Is Divorcing His Ass
Kris Humphries publicity stunt marriage to Kim Kardashian ended over a year ago, but they've been dragging their divorce ever since, because he wants an annulment due to fraud. Kim refuses to give him one, because she made an oath to Lucifer to never reveal the STUNT QUEEN secrets of the Illuminati.
The overgrown Cha-Ka refuses to give Kim a divorce and she refuses to give him an annulment and apparently his lawyer is siding with Team KKK. TMZ says that Kris' lawyer Marshall Waller filed papers in court yesterday asking to be removed from the case, because he's sick of dealing with a neanderthal-faced dumbass with dino shit for brains.
A source tells TMZ that Marshall Waller has been trying for months to get Kris to drop the annulment, because there's nothing that proves that Kim tricked his ass into marrying her. Marshall tried to talk Kris into moving on, but every time he'd say something, Kris would stare off into space, drool and then start pawing at a pen on Marshall's desk. So Marshall is done with Kris. Kris has another lawyer, Lee Hutton, but Lee doesn't have a license to practice in California so he has to find a lawyer to sponsor him before he can start representing the real-life Encino Man in the divorce case.
So Marshall Waller thinks that there's no way to prove that Kim and Pimp Mama Kris committed fraud against Kris? They're Kardashians! That's the only evidence he needs. But we all know what really happened here. Either Pimp Mama Kris shook her cleavage full of cash at Marshall Waller or Khloe Kardashians threatened to skin him alive with her teeth and use his skin to make Bruce Jenner's next face.
Here's Kim making retinas rip while leaving the gym in leggings yesterday afternoon.
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Is it the Tracy Anderson workout that's responsible for the widening and the back fat?
If I were married to that Kunt, I'd ask for an annulment too. Do you really want THAT on your record? And as far as I am concerned, it WAS a sham/stunt/fraud marriage, because her menstrual cycle lasted longer than that marriage, but she just got paid nearly $20 million for it instead of bleeding out.
That baby will be a bastard whether or not she is legally married to Kanye before she drops that future big-headed (and assed) creature into the world.
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One thing is for sure, his lawyer should be disbarred for disclosing privileged communications with his client. I know every trash talking asshole on the planet enjoys dissing people they have relationships with, but lawyers are governed by rules that very clearly bar them from talking like celebrities.
If Kris is paying his bills, his lawyer has nothing to complain about and should stfu.
Kris wants an annulment because of his fauth? They weren't married in the Church. They would have had to do months of classes to understand the seriousness of the sacrament and the marriage would never have happened because they are not serious people and never will be. Kris Catholic? Like Mass Confession Penance Communion? Srsly? He shouldn't lie about that shit. Bad karma.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:54pm.
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That makes sense. I was just reading that the prenup contains a confidentiality clause, so he can't sell the story if it's valid. That's too big a jackpot to pass up. KK's motivation is clear now too, those are her dollars, dang it! ha He's small time, the best he can aim for is to prolong it and be an embarrassing thorn for her.
She "frauded" him and his derp brain exploded. *fizzles the tiny spark*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:53pm.
Why don't they give him an annulment, is she that powerful?
I think it's because of (1) her pride--she doesn't want to be adjudged a fraud; and (2) an annulment would toss out the prenup. Where that'd leave his right to community property and support, since it'd mean they were never validly married, I don't know.
He claims it's because he's religious and only wants to be married once (not divorced), but that doesn't sound credible to me.
Kris Dumphries should just do whatever it takes to get rid of any connection with that piece of shit family. Aside from actually shooting her in the back of the head I mean!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
I hate all things Kardashian, but this stunt shit by Humphries is a fucking joke. He deserves to get his ass served.
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Submitted by Parablesower: "Is Cro-Magnum trying to drag this out until the baby is born, just to humiliate Kimye? If so, please carry on."
That's what I keep saying. Normally, I'd roll my eyes and think he should move on with his life. But it gives me a perverse pleasure to think of her possible humiliation. Although I have doubts that she is capable of feeling shame.
Poor buffoon...didn't your momma tell you not to marry that piss stained whore?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Damn. Kim is working the back fat!
Luuurrrrcccchhhhhh! I picture him grunting and shambling around like Frankenstein with his one working brain cell.
Is this baby growing on her hips? Her stomach looks the same but her hips and ass are enormous.
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Why don't they give him an annulment, is she that powerful? He's a numbskull but she is a FRAUD. All the proof he needs is, did-that-bitch-give-any-of-the-$17-million-back? Well, there you go. And no, I won't defend you, Kris.
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Is Cro-Magnum trying to drag this out until the baby is born, just to humiliate Kimye? If so, please carry on.
Ok, so i'm a looooong time lurker, and first time poster. You guys are so tight here that I was so afraid to be the "newbie" but I finally sacked up and registered because of this story!
Here's the scoop: I'm a recent U of M alumni. Specifically an alumni athlete there. I won't go into specifics of sport because a google search would easily pull up my info BUT....I have worked with Lee Hutton closely. It says a lot that Kris has him as his lawyer.
At the U, we have a program that connects current athletes with former athletes in professions the athletes are interested in. It's basically a leg up for us to have connections. I shadowed Lee when I was a sophomore and OMG he is soooo sneezy. He took me to lunch at the IDS tower downtown with some high powered clients of his and bragged about how he will be retired by the time he is 50. After trying to "wow" me by paying for a $300 lunch bill (fancy place) he then was extremely inappropriate towards me flirting. This man is married with kids and I was 19 at time. He is known throughout the athletic world at the U for being extremely....questionable. He always represents our football and basketball players who are caught doing stupid things all the time and gets them off.
I have seen him around the athletic complex recently name dropping that he reps Kris. This guy is disgusting and rest assured he is definitely the type to advise Kris to drag this out to publicly shame Kim.....
I'm getting tired of him. I laughed when I first read the headline. I don't care who gives in first, but somebody better hurry up!
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Bitch gave up any claim he might have had to personal dignity when he jumped on the K-train. Give the bitch her divorce and go the hell away monkey boy.
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as much as i can't stand kims fake attention seeking ass.. the longer kris drags this divorce out the more pathetic he is coming off..
Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:21pm.
While there's nothing wrong with quitting if you're not getting paid, some of the most vile things ever done in the justice system are couched in fancy ethical terms.
They are all a pack of fucking tools.
Foxxy -- I saw your comment about the legal profession. Having worked in the legal field for nearly 20 years, I have seen the good, the bad & the ugly. In your defense, I have nothing but the ultimate respect for the really good lawyers out there. Yes people, there are good, honest lawyers out there -- they do exist. On the other hand, there are a lot of scumbags, too. I worked at one of the top firms in the country, so I saw all of them. You can technically be a reputable lawyer but at the same time still be morally bankrupt. I managed to work for a lawyer who was one of the top lawyers in the country who wasn't morally bankrupt -- he was a real gem. And there were others like him. Not many, but there were some. So it is unfair to make a blanket statement that all lawyers are scum.
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I just can't believe anyone would willingly have Kanye West's baby.
most certainly non-payment withdrawals are always about ethics.
if an attorney is not getting paid, under the ethical rules that creates a PRESUMED ethical conflict. because, in abstract ethical theory, that non-payment can create a situation where that attorney may not work as hard to protect the client's interest because they're (in essence) pissed about not getting paid.
so, yes, even if the withdrawal is due to non-payment it is still about ethics.
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"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
He's just lending his name as a local lawyer and family-law specialist. He's quitting solely because he's not getting paid as requested--it's almost never about ethics.
This.
You can't come out and say "my client won't pay me" so you have to say there is some other conflict. Everyone knows that 99% of the time the attorney is withdrawing due to non-payment.
I so would with KH... We wouldn't talk about much (but who knows, most people have hidden depths), but he's an athlete, I expect some stamina.
Can't say he's not hot.. He beats Kanye in this department.
IF -- a love like yours cannot be bound by the laws of man. carry on.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy!
Are you trying to say my marriage to Whamo is a sham?
Damn you all!
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Geezus fuck man, just move on, where's your damn dignity? You already proved your point in the press, we all got it, and believe you.
I don't see a baby belly in this pic either, but agree with Foxxy on the pink dress pics. She's starting to look pretty whale-ish though, so if she's faking she needs to step up the pillow size tout de suite.
By the way, Kanye will NOT marry Kim.
She will be a high-class whore/baby mamma like her boring younger sister.
You read it here first.
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Fraud: Either party's consent to the marriage or domestic partnership was obtained by "fraud," unless the defrauded party thereafter, and with full knowledge of the facts constituting the fraud, "freely cohabited with the other" as husband and wife. [Ca Fam § 2210(d)]
The type of "fraud" sufficient to support a judgment of nullity must go to the very essence of the marital [or domestic partnership] relation. Thus, fraud or deceit sufficient to avoid an ordinary contract will not necessarily warrant a judgment of nullity. The alleged misrepresentation or concealment must have been "vital to the relationship," directly affecting the purpose of the deceived party in consenting to the marriage/domestic partnership.
The following are some examples of the kinds of fraud which would warrant a nullity judgment:
As between spouses, concealment of sterility, of existing pregnancy, or of an intent not to terminate a sexual relationship with a "significant other" goes to the "very essence" of the marriage relationship and thus is sufficient ground for a judgment of nullity.
As between married persons, a concealed intent not to live with the other spouse, not to engage in sexual relations with the other spouse, or not to have children despite a promise to the contrary supports a judgment of
nullity on the ground of fraud.
Wife, who was induced to marry by Husband's false representations he was an honest, law-abiding, respectable and honorable person and that he had a child who was well provided for, was entitled to a judgment of nullity on the ground of fraud where Husband had in fact been convicted of grand theft, was a parole violator and a fugitive from justice, and was guilty of failure to support his children from a prior marriage.
A judgment of nullity based on fraud is also warranted where one party's motive in entering the marriage was solely to obtain a green card (to acquire U.S. residency status) and he or she never intended to engage in sexual relations with the other or to meet marital duties.
On the other hand, "the concealment of incontinence, temper, idleness, extravagance, coldness or fortune inadequate to representations cannot be the basis for an annulment." The following are some examples of the kinds of fraud which would NOT warrant a nullity judgment:
A party's false representation that he or she owned a particular business or was a "person of means"
Deceit about one's chastity or moral character is not "vital" to the marital relationship and thus will not justify a judgment of nullity on the basis of fraud.
Nor is there sufficient fraud to annul a marriage simply because a party concealed a severe drinking problem (or, presumably, drug addiction), refused to seek employment after contracting the marriage (despite assurances before marriage to the contrary), proved to be a "disappointing" sexual partner, and/or turned from a "polite" and "nice" person before marriage to a "dirty," "unattractive" and disrespectful person after the marriage. A finding of § 2210(d) fraud cannot rest solely on the fact a spouse "turned from a prince into a frog."
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I think Kris was in on the fraud up to a point. But after a while, it was Kim and her PimpMama who worked behind his back and trying to destroy him.
Kim backed out on the deal and dumping Kris made him look like a dumb fuck. Even dumb fucks don't like to be made to LOOK dumb.
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Kris needs a new lawyer, a better lawyer, a Catholic lawyer who knows about annulments and fraud in marriage.
I think this lawyer was PAID OFF by the Kardashians and West because no lawyer, not even Ho-han's lawyer, talks shit about their clients after quitting.
Kris has a good case against her. He should keep fighting against her.
GET A NEW LAWYER, KRIS!!! Don't let Kim get over on you!
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"I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. It blurs your vision and screws with your brain.- MK, 01/17/13
Look, I don't like Kim at all, but I don't pick on her weight. Shit, I'm not even pregnant and I'm fatter than her.
I say leave her alone (Please, so she'll disappear).
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:27pm.
He was in on the fraud. They can all just fuck off.
ding ding ding -- imo this is why the attorney is gone and why this has gone on so long. there is too much evidence that Oog here was in on the fraud from the start and the lawyer has probably concluded that they will lose if they go to trial on the annulment. but imo Oog probably has convinced himself that he can talk [i.e. "lie"] his way around it -> irreconcilable conflict
also, team they can all just fuck off
ETA: lmao @ Rascal!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
God what is happening in that top picture? It looks like he's at a date rape convention. There is no reason to show that much of your underwear unless you are taking off your pants.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2279284/Pregnant-Kim-Kardas...
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:02pm.
let's also note there is no bulge where the tighty whities meet the sweatpants
*gets Det. LaToya's magnifying glass*
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Here Foxxy, you can use my microscope.
No evidence of a bulge.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
He and Khloe would have been a perfect couple!
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:56pm.
Why is so much of his tighty whities showing???
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I know - it just adds to the chromosomally-compromised/neanderthal vibe.
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The sad part is even if they did fake a miscarriage and it leaked out, they would still be America's favorite hot mess. Sure, people would be pissed but, when it comes to PR, the Kardashians can truly do no wrong.
All she would have to do is say that she was sorry, that she was confused (they always claim confusion) and that she's ashamed of herself. All would be forgiven in about a month and the shenanigans would continue.
You have to go to the hospital for a miscarriage at ANY gestation, but especially after the 12th week (2nd trimester) because a D&C is usually done to make sure all elements of the pregnancy are removed so there is no infection.
I don't think Beyonce faked it. I did see that interview with that weird pillow folding thing but that's a useless instance to base it on.
A. maternity clothes are weird and are prone to all kinds of weird bulgey moments.
B. If fucking BEYONCE were to wear a prosthetic baby bump that shit would be made of silicone/gold/diamonds. She wouldn't need some cheap, floppy whoopy cushion to shove under her dress.
I work with some catty pregnant bitches who would love to call a woman out on fake pregnancy but none of them could believe that that pillow interview became such a big deal.
Submitted by ibnsmother on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:08pm.
I'm just saying that it is possible. Plus at 4 months or so if she was to miscarry I believe the fetus would have to be removed in a hospital
yeaaahhhhhh, see, that's what i'm thinking -- at a certain point they can't pull off the fake miscarriage story without outside actors and they don't have the juice to keep that shit from leaking...
/they can't do what COS does
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Oh and don't get me wrong, I am definitely team go away kim.
I'm just saying that it is possible. Plus at 4 months or so if she was to miscarry I believe the fetus would have to be removed in a hospital. I was around when Surie and BIC were both pillow babies and it just becomes a little crazy.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:01pm.
see, i'm thinking there's a point where she either has to disappear and then re-appear with the devastating miscarriage story, or, she has to have the miscarriage in public so to speak, checks into hospital, hospital p.r. person press conference etc.
imo she should be disappearing soon if they are going with option one. and i don't know if even the kardashians could try to pull off the second scenario using a fake pregnancy...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:56pm.
Why is so much of his tighty whities showing???
let's also note there is no bulge where the tighty whities meet the sweatpants
*gets Det. LaToya's magnifying glass*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12