Friday, February 15th 2013

Birthday Sluts

Brandon Boyd (37)
Amber Riley (27)
Jenna Morasca (32)
Conor Oberst (33)
Omarosa (39)
Miranda July (39)
Sarah Wynter (40)
Alex Borstein (40)
Jane Child (46)
Janice Dickinson (58)
Christopher McDonald (58)
Matt Groening (59)
Jane Seymour (62)
Melissa Manchester (62)
Marisa Berenson (66)

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Submitted by Bizzarelife on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:44pm.

Incubus is not fading into obscurity. They did a huge tour with Linkin Park last year. It was pretty packed. I don't believe they are short on fans.

He is so thin, but I still WOULD!!!!

I just so would...ooohhh...

He looks the best in this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1e4nIxSVUk

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:40pm.

Well hello there Brandon, nom nom nom

@LargeMarge, omg, is that really him today? :O

HB to all the birthday sluts.

Happy birthday LisaRose, hope it was a good one.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:26pm.

It's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to. You would cry too if you were 50 too!

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Submitted by scootsie on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:49pm.

I would lick my way down that skinny smooth chest slowly, oh so slowly...

Happy Birthday to Jane Child too. Where you been girl?

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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:20pm.

Neither loved or hated Incubus, but Brandon Boyd always got my attention. I wish I was the lucky bitch who gets to give him birthday sex.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:52pm.

SO PARDON ME WHILE I BURRRRRRRRRST IN.TOOOOOO OOO FLAMMMMMES... I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE WORRRRLD AND IT'S PEOPLE'S. MIND.LESS. GAMES.

Happy birthday, man!!! I fuckin love you guys. Your song "Nice to Know You" is one of my favorites... that song and the whole cd got me through a fucked up time... love it!!!

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Submitted by girlfromipanema on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 3:42pm.

Submitted by LargeMarge on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:47pm.
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Oh, I still would! Just get rid of that mustache. He looks like a perfectly fine, weathered surfer hippie to me.

My lil sis did some work with him last year. I wonder if she still has his number. Time to take a trip out to LA..

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Submitted by LargeMarge on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 5:19pm.

As for Mr Boyd, too many years of hard drugs reek havoc on the looks department.

Here he is today, looking old and haggard. But still only dating models of course.

http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/vocalist-brandon-boyd-of-th...

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Submitted by desilu on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:00pm.

Never understood the obsession with Boyd.... until I saw them in concert. Man, that boy just oozes sex.

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 2:00pm.

Everything i know about life i learned from Matt Groening. thanks for 23 years of my little yellow overlords, Matt, and have a wonderful birthday

HB Marisa Bernenson, Jayne Seymour, Christopher McDonald, Melissa Manchester, crazy Janice and Omarosa (still sorry for your loss)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:54pm.

Matt Groening: "rhymes with complaining."
I once read all his Life in Hell books in succession while on a road trip to D.C.. Laughed my ass of. HB to him.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:48pm.

I hate that stupid beard but holy shit! he is beautiful.

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Submitted by BlueOrchid on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:36pm.

Happy 59th birthday, Matt Groening. You've played a near-dominant part in warping my mind since 1990.

(Seriously....I'm an ongoing Simpsons quote reel.)

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Submitted by peep on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:31pm.

Brandon Boyd, you hot bitch! I've loved you since the 90's and I so would until forever!

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:52am.

Hapz to Matt Groening. Thanks for existing!

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Submitted by Jess Sayin on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:23am.

mmmm Happy Birthday Brandon Boyd you hot muthafucker

Happy B- day to my girl Amber Riley she is super talented and the bish can blow..

Happy B- day to Janice (I'm the first that ever did it) Dickinson

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Submitted by girlfromipanema on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:20am.

I've been in love with Brandon Boyd since I was 12. Yum.

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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 11:19am.

Happy Birthday Melissa Manchester.
Midnight Blue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEaO1OWH9DU

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:25am.

Happy birthday Matt Groening! Thank you for all the years of entertainment!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:23am.

Awwww Brandon so hot...whatever happened to Incubus?

HBD Matt Groening and Jane Seymour.

Conor Oberst reminds me of a douchey ex boyfriend so pfffffft to him.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:20am.

Mmmmmm I would, pirate hat and all.

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Submitted by m on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 10:00am.

BRAVO! NICE choice of photo and feature birthday boy. LOVE Brandon Boyd... LOVE this photo of him.

Totally made my day. :)

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Submitted by SGVpea on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:59am.

I can't believe Ms. Swan is only 40, I thought she was older.

Jane Seymour, sorry but your open heart collection is fug, and I'm reminded with your 100's of commercials.

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Submitted by Bubbly on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:57am.

I'd hit that

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Submitted by fredfred on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:55am.

i really hope adam levine and his shitty band are on the same path to nowhere as this dude and incubus were on. barfs.

but hb conor oberst.
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Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:47am.

take that pirate hat off and come sit by me whoever you are.

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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:37am.

Holy shite that V cut. So yummy.

Oh yeah, Happy Birthday.

And I 2nd the Barry Lyndon. Amazingly O'Neal doesn't ruin it.

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Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:48am.

Marisa Berenson's sister (Berinthia or "Berry") was married to Anthony Perkins. She also died in the first plane to hit the World Trade Center.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:19am.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:12am.
Loved Marisa Berenson in "Barry Lyndon" directed by Stanley Kubrick.

good movie - it was on about a month ago on one of my movie channels and I almost didn't watch it because of Ryan.

they reunited the cast of Cabaret and Marisa looks not too bad - Michael York, however... I think he might be sick. He was unrecognizable.

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Submitted by Cgrrl on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:14am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgT9zGkiLig

enjoy!

~yes baby, it's me~

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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:11am.

brandon boyd..yeah..

happy birthday to him and all these birthday sluts...

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Submitted by Cgrrl on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:10am.

Brandon Boyd... yummy yummy yummy...

~yes baby, it's me~

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:12am.

Loved Marisa Berenson in "Barry Lyndon" directed by Stanley Kubrick. Well worth a view even though you think you'll be bored because it takes place in the 17th century and has Ryan O'Neal in it. Marissa is married to a real old rich dude who has a older son who is a real poofy dandy and then old dude dies and she marries Ryan O'Neal and they have a son worse than "The Bad Seed" girl who Ryan worships and the hate between the stepbrothers - very entertaining.
http://www.danielbjork.com/storage/06moviesbarrylyndon_267412s.jpg?__SQU...

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:11am.

He's the singer in the band Incubus.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nqRkAsZumc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXzuDXZwZtI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8295rOMvtQI
He likes taking off his shirt a lot...

They've been out for a long time. I surprised people don't know who he is.
PS: I don't know who most of these people are, and the ones I do know are just meh.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:04am.

Representin' Calabasas...

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:05am.

Alex Borstein....Her Miss Swan always made me laugh my ass off, I'm sure she'll be filthy rich for the rest of her life for her Family Guy work

Janice Dickinson...the sad thing is she was one beautiful

Christopher McDonald...one of the best character actors for playing a douche bag prick

Matt Groening.. Futurama Rules

Jane Seymour...meh , I personally never thought she was all that...I think Bammer has a thing for her though?

Happy Bday Sluts

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:59am.

i don't know who that is but Mr. Boyd is sssssmokin' hot.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:57am.

*raaawr* come to mama.

I don't care about anybody else on this list.

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Submitted by luvsmekitty on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:54am.

Who who who who and who? Happy B-day to the four people I recognize on the list.

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:54am.

Happy B-Day Janice Dickinson!!! Ya crazy old cougar.

And yes, ba-buttons would.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!

Submitted by C on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:50am.

who is THAT? I love that body type, skinny :)

Happy Birthday!

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Submitted by que cochina on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:49am.

Marisa Berenson, granddaughter of Elsa Schiaparelli; what a gorgeous creature, at any age. Her Vogue layouts were beyond compare. Matt Groening - thank you for your brilliance. Janice D...what hasn't already been said? Wish you'd never started on the plastic surgery as you'd have been the kind who would've aged gracefully - oh well. HB bitches.