Screw The Leg, It's All About The Side Thigh Now
The fame whoring leg move died the day after St. Angie Jo did it at the Oscars and then it woke up and quickly died again when JLo did it, and now it's definitely covered with grave dirt, because Michelle Williams has ended the trend by bringing us a new trend. At the Hollywood premiere of Oz: The Great and Powerful (which sadly isn't about Dr. Oz's eternal search for the perfect banana-shaped shit) last night, Michelle Williams wore a dress that was business in the front and party on the side.
Michelle wore some Prada window panel covered with mirrored flowers and when she turned to the side, she gave hos a peak of her memaw chonies. This works for me, because she can squat a piss out almost anywhere with ease and because you should always look like you're ready for a pool party. I had this friend in high school who wore a bikini under every damn outfit during the summer, because she always wanted to be ready to tan at a moment's notice. Or maybe she was an underage on-call stripper and needed to wear her uniform underneath her clothes at all times. That's possible.
So the side thigh is officially in. Everybody grab your skirts, dresses, pants, culottes, whatever and slit the side of that shit so your side thigh is always showing. I want to see all the side thighs.
Obviously, Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz and James Franco didn't get the memo, because they kept their side thighs to themselves last night. But James Franco did float into the premiere on a balloon that was filled with more hot air than him. That's an accomplishment!
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Unless your first name is Mia and your last name is Farrow....and its 1967, no woman looks good in short hair.....
Rachel Weisz is stunningly gorgeous! Both Rachel and Mila are beautiful and sexy. Michelle is very pretty, but I wouldn't call her sexy.
Michelle is a fine actress. She nails every role. Too bad I can't stand the annoying as fuck, yo, characters she plays. And yet I can't help myself. I watch everything she does. I think she is boring as hell--but she's the type where some guy out there worships her and wants to make her his wife. So annoying. Holy shit, I think I'm just jealous! LOL
And yeah, somebody stick a barbeque fork in Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann already. Jeebus. The chick with the annoying voice that assumes the whole world wants to fuck her. God, I can't stand that type of body language/attitude, and this one has got it in spades. Comes out in every role she plays and it just puts me off.
Love,
Mabel
Man would it hurt Franco to use some Crest White Strips. Just nasty, wasting a great smile.
I hate James Franco's face. I didn't hate his face back in the days of Freaks and Geeks, just like I didn't hate Seth Rogen's face or Jason Segel's face, in fact I liked their faces because I liked them. However, now, I fucking hate their faces and find them all to be pretty fucking annoying. I still love Freaks and Geeks, but holy shit am I sick of the Judd Apatow brand of comedy and everyone associated with it, especially Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann. Mila Kunis is starting to get annoying too, even though Meg is my favorite character from Family Guy and Jackie is my favorite character from That 70s Show. Now that I think about it, I kind of fucking hated That 70s Show, even though I watched a lot of episodes.
I still like Linda Cardellini though.
ALL 3 women look fucking fantastic. FRANCO, on the other hand, looks like a clammy-faced part-time funeral home employee who you know - just by the dirty way he's smiling at you - you fucking KNOW he diddled your dead Grandma's down low parts in the embalming salon two nights before.
Also, THEM TEEFS. If you're gonna spend all day on the set of you Art-House pseudo-Gay Porn movie eatin' man ass- er, ummm- I mean "method acting", at least take a toofbrush to them shitstained chicklets before you leave the house.
If anyone can make you feel like a dog, it's Rachel Weisz. Stunning. They all look great.
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
I love that second one of Mila. Especially if you don't click on it. The smaller version with that faraway look in her eyes. I think it's quite pretty and I Love Love Love that dress. Always been kinda partial to that 50's vibe.
Go Verb Yourself!
It's not as impressive as the leg...but I'll take it.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Mila, Michelle, Rachel and James all look pretty here, maybe a little boring... Not much into the granny underpants peeking through the slit, go bare or go home Mich, lol
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:38pm.
Foxxy - it's grumpy kitteh holding an umbrella sheilding himself from falling hearts all in the name of Valentine's Day. HAHAHAHAHAA!
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The grumpy kitty's name is TarderSauce and she's female. I love Tarder Sauce!!!
Submitted by Sarah Smile on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 5:51pm.
"Michelle is beautiful but man it must suck to be pictured next to Mila and Rachel all the time like that, it wouldn't really be fair to any woman haha"
As beautiful as Mila and Rachel are, I think Michelle is the most beautiful of the three. Neither of them could pull off the short hair the way Michelle does. Flame away, Dlisters!
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I agree.
I also think Kunis looks like she's hit a wall. Or that fucking douchebag Ashton is killing her looks.
They all look beautiful.
I think Michelle Williams would look better with longer hair. I do think some women look good with short haircuts; not her...That dress is ho hum ...the black underwear is the best part.
It's an uncomplicated dress that looks like she could shed it in 10 seconds. As Mrs. Daniel Craig that would be my number one fashion priority
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by ditquoi on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:37pm.
what's up with Rachel Weisz looking like shit these days
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If you got to bang Daniel Craig all day, would you give a rat's ass about your outfit?
Michelle is pretty, but she makes stroke victim faces a lot (see thumb 3). I like Mila's dress, but not on her. She's too petite to pull off a poufy tea-length dress.
I'm surprised someone as petite as her would chose this, but it actually looks alright minus those seriously wrong sleeves. Glad she got rid of the yellow hair ....this is MUCH better.
It's funny that women have been wearing splits (me included .....love a peekaboo split!) but cause Angelina didn't realize HOW to wear it, it's become this thing.
lol.
They all look good even Franco but dam somebody get him some Crest. His mouth looks kinda nasty.
Submitted by Sarah Smile on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 5:51pm.
.... the short hair the way Michelle does. Flame away, Dlisters!
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flaming! ...
michelle's beauty is a quilting group/sewing circle kind of beauty, a 3 cats and a big fat novel kinda beauty, a single girl w/a diary kinda beauty, an at-home-on-a-friday night kinda beauty, libraries on saturday kinda beauty and bake sales on sunday at the church kinda beauty.
my aunts would have been charmed, my grandmother would have pinched her toddler cheeks.
yep, no one does short hair like she does ... except mia farrow, twiggy, mrs brady, sandy duncan, rachael zellwigger, anne hathaway, my paperboy, ....
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
"Michelle is beautiful but man it must suck to be pictured next to Mila and Rachel all the time like that, it wouldn't really be fair to any woman haha"
As beautiful as Mila and Rachel are, I think Michelle is the most beautiful of the three. Neither of them could pull off the short hair the way Michelle does. Flame away, Dlisters!
Sarah Smile
I think MW is absolutely gorgeous. A classic, classic beauty. I also think she's a wonderful actress. She was awesome in Blue Valentine.
Sarah Smile
I think Michelle looks lovely but then I usually feel that way about her. The makeup is a little heavy though. The shoes are very pretty. James's teeth, well, I try not to be too hard on the color of people's chompers because mine are not great. Then again, I am broke with no dental insurance. This guy has NO excuse.
"because she always wanted to be ready to tan at a moment's notice."
How you DO crack me up, MK.
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Steven Tyler does White Oprah drag better than White Oprah does White Oprah drag. - MK
James Franco's yellow teeth are nasty.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
I love her style. She is one of the women who pulls of the short hair. Adorable.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:09pm.
@Jack, you are the 2nd straight guy I know that has seen that movie. My uncle saw it.
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I saw it, shit had me tearing up at the end. You know, with him holding the shirt? Stoopid movie.
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Michelle is beautiful but man it must suck to be pictured next to Mila and Rachel all the time like that, it wouldn't really be fair to any woman haha
Seriously? I don't like her dress, but Rachel Weisz looks AMAZING. I think she has had work done, and I want the name of her doctor. She looks better than she did 10 years ago.
Michelle Williams reminds me of Naomi Watts.. funny they both dated heath ledger.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:38pm.
i think it's the cold meds but those red dots are keeping my eyes from really focusing on the little image in the middle and i absolutely refuse to click on it now that i know it's grumpy cat, lmao!!
frankly, i just don't know what to say about having to watch that A Team movie once, let alone 4-5 times. seriously no words. well, three words. hide. the. remote.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
For a movie star Franco's teefs are jacked.
snowy, considering 80% of women have stretch marks on their sides/upper thighs (from GROWING), why wouldn't that be a body part we'd want to show?
lol
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Well, did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now, do you know how?
Pick up the pieces and go home
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:28pm.
pushy - BH is usually the same with movies.
Case in point, "Battleship" has been on TV nearly every night this week since last Friday. Ask me how many fucking times I've had to endure that GD movie in the last 6 days.
*bangs head on desk*
wait til the G.I. Joe marathons before that next movie comes out *evil laugh like the queen you took down today to put up something that is making my fucking eyes cross* ;-)
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Just last month is was the fucking A-TEAM (the new one) and after the 4th or 5th time I told him I was going to break all of his fingers if he touched the remote and turned it back to that channel.
Foxxy - it's grumpy kitteh holding an umbrella sheilding himself from falling hearts all in the name of Valentine's Day. HAHAHAHAHAA!
OMG just opened up NY Mag's Fashion Week edition and the first ad is for Prada and another pantie bearing sideslit dress, it really is a thning!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:28pm.
pushy - BH is usually the same with movies.
Case in point, "Battleship" has been on TV nearly every night this week since last Friday. Ask me how many fucking times I've had to endure that GD movie in the last 6 days.
*bangs head on desk*
wait til the G.I. Joe marathons before that next movie comes out *evil laugh like the queen you took down today to put up something that is making my fucking eyes cross* ;-)
@ pushy -- smdh and lol. are you the Batemans, is that why you had to go to that movie? tell Jason and Justine i like their work ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
LMAO bambam
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
M.E. too funny!
Paris, eh, it was OK. Popcorn and I did almost get into a fight with the shit broad beside me with her phone but after I said something she stopped but not after getting mouthy. I let it go. So proud of myself:)
On Topic: Oz, I do want to see at the movies.
The colors are beautiful and really, it all looks so pretty. I might have to finagle to get this one:)
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:21pm.
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how bout we do something different and pop those tits up there as an avie...?
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Don't you already have a fabulous ladies of the D titty pic collection?
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I do believe you have me confused with someone else, madam.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:17pm.
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Hey Jack, guy walks into a bar early afternoon, says to the bartender "I'd like seven shots of whiskey please, it's my 21st birthday and paid a hooker and had my first blowjob."
So the bartender says "Okaaaay" and lines up seven shots of whiskey for the young man, who immediately starts knocking 'em back one after the other.
While the young man is doing his shots, the bartender chuckles to himself, reminiscing about the crazy things he'd done when he was that age.
The kid finishes his fifth shot and the bartender slides over, pours him another shot and tells him in honor of his birthday/first blowjob, this one is on the house.
The kid finishes his sixth shot, says to the bartender "Thanks a lot, I really appreciate that but I gotta tell you, if all these shots don't wipe that taste outta my mouth I don't think one more is gonna help." ;-P
Best valentine card I heard all day; Happy valentines day baby. I'm not sick of you yet! lols
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pushy - BH is usually the same with movies.
Case in point, "Battleship" has been on TV nearly every night this week since last Friday. Ask me how many fucking times I've had to endure that GD movie in the last 6 days.
*bangs head on desk*
gotcha, pushy. sorry you had to endure that torture. :)
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Well, did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now, do you know how?
Pick up the pieces and go home
OMG I want Mila's dress for an elopement dress!
These dresses just remind me of Mary Tyler Moore's in the episode where her old prison roommate was a dress designer now and made her a long green gown open the entire sides with bars across the front and a clearly visible matching panties and bra. 30 years later and it's "Prada".
Identity Thief - I'll wait for DVD/On Demand. Actually, we wait for everything. It costs too much to go to the movies. (if it's kid friendly there's an easy $100, if it's just the two of us $50) Sorry, that is too much money to sit on your ass for two hours.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:21pm.
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how bout we do something different and pop those tits up there as an avie...?
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Don't you already have a fabulous ladies of the D titty pic collection?
Paris, Mr. wanted to see it. He likes comedies.
Neither one of us thought it was going to a great movie but thought there would be a few more laughs than there were. I like her though and J. Bateman so there's that. Bad plot.
For a comedy, we liked the one with Bette Midler a couple of months ago.
Mr. does 3-4 movies a year. I have to pick and choose my battles:) and for me, there's always popcorn:) It would be a rental at best. IMO
Side thigh?,,,,, looks more like the side eye!!!
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:56pm.
@ Whamo - I'll probably change it back tomorrow. Or maybe the legs will come back, lol
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how bout we do something different and pop those tits up there as an avie...?
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
pushy, just curious- what made you think Identity Thief would be? It looks ridiculously stupid to me. I am not a huge Melissa McCarthy fan, but it just looks really dumb.
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Well, did she make you cry
Make you break down
Shatter your illusions of love?
And is it over now, do you know how?
Pick up the pieces and go home
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:09pm.
I thought it was a good movie... I use "I JUST CAN'T QUIT YOU!" all the time so *shrug* I got a quote out it, at least...
and homosexuality doesn't bother me... it's those pesky dicks in my mouth that make me uncomfortable.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur