Night Crumbs

February 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Either Casper Smart made a poopy in his Pampers or he’s really embarrassed by JLo’s space disco alligator dress – Lainey Gossip 

The “Why are you even here?” side-eye from the silver fox on the right is the only protein I need today – Hollywood Tuna 

And the last part of the episode will show Kate Gosselin’s child army screaming, “Take us with you,” while clinging to Kendra’s legs as she gets in the car to go back home – The Superficial 

If the condom delivery man added lube, Entenmman’s donuts and whiskey to his menu I’d be all about him – Towleroad

Irina Shayk’s nipple plates sort of make an appearance in Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit EditionDrunken Stepfather

Jeremy Irons isn’t a molester, he just loves, loves touching people without asking, that’s all – Celebitchy

Planet Earth: Celebs in the Wild Edition – The Berry 

This post just made me sad about not having a peen cake pan – OMG Blog

Kate Upton is too busy rubbing her chichis in piles of money to care about strangers calling her fat – IDLYITW

Katy Perry and RiRi’s friendship was done in by Chris Brown’s pool noodle dick – ICYDK

Natalie Portman looks like she’s taking an open-eyed nap during her latest ad for Dior and looking at her ad is making me want to take a closed-eyed nap – Popoholic

Pax Jolie-Pitt is serving up some grunge glam new wave realness – Just Jared

Panty Creamer of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel Live’s Guillermo – SOW

At first I thought Amy Poehler was going to be on Frontier House I’m Not Obsessed

Paris Saint-Germain just loves wasting money – Celebslam

Thank GOD for this because it’s been so long that I needed a refresher – Videogum

Oh, high school senior Christopher Walken, drive me up to lovers point and let’s neck in your Plymouth – Buzzfeed

Jessica Simpson and Eric Whateverhisnameis look really happy on this Valentimes Day – Popsugar

Dear Brit Brit, Vicky Pollard wants her EVERYTHING back – Hollywood Rag

How many tricks do you think have been caught sitting on wax George Clooney’s face? – Cityrag

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