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Either Casper Smart made a poopy in his Pampers or he's really embarrassed by JLo's space disco alligator dress - Lainey Gossip

The "Why are you even here?" side-eye from the silver fox on the right is the only protein I need today - Hollywood Tuna

And the last part of the episode will show Kate Gosselin's child army screaming, "Take us with you," while clinging to Kendra's legs as she gets in the car to go back home - The Superficial

If the condom delivery man added lube, Entenmman's donuts and whiskey to his menu I'd be all about him - Towleroad

Irina Shayk's nipple plates sort of make an appearance in Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition - Drunken Stepfather

Jeremy Irons isn't a molester, he just loves, loves touching people without asking, that's all - Celebitchy

Planet Earth: Celebs in the Wild Edition - The Berry

This post just made me sad about not having a peen cake pan - OMG Blog

Kate Upton is too busy rubbing her chichis in piles of money to care about strangers calling her fat - IDLYITW

Katy Perry and RiRi's friendship was done in by Chris Brown's pool noodle dick - ICYDK

Natalie Portman looks like she's taking an open-eyed nap during her latest ad for Dior and looking at her ad is making me want to take a closed-eyed nap - Popoholic

Pax Jolie-Pitt is serving up some grunge glam new wave realness - Just Jared

Panty Creamer of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel Live's Guillermo - SOW

At first I thought Amy Poehler was going to be on Frontier House - I'm Not Obsessed

Paris Saint-Germain just loves wasting money - Celebslam

Thank GOD for this because it's been so long that I needed a refresher - Videogum

Oh, high school senior Christopher Walken, drive me up to lovers point and let's neck in your Plymouth - Buzzfeed

Jessica Simpson and Eric Whateverhisnameis look really happy on this Valentimes Day - Popsugar

Dear Brit Brit, Vicky Pollard wants her EVERYTHING back - Hollywood Rag

How many tricks do you think have been caught sitting on wax George Clooney's face? - Cityrag

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:04pm.

Casper always looks like he's doing the walk of shame.

Submitted by azgirl on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:57am.

I want to see pictures of the people that call Kate Upton fat. They have lost their minds! If she was "fat" her ass would not be on the cover of SI.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 9:22am.

Jello is starting to look like Casper's Mom. :O

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Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:24am.

This Celebrity Wife Swap shit is taking the place of my beloved Happy Endings, a show that ABC fucked around w/and can't find a decent time slot for it. Awesome! Well written comedies

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 8:08am.

wow that dress. Just to show you what drones these stars are to wear fugly frocks just because it's some hoity toity designer.

Kate's child army are finally going to have some fun. Big Hank and baby Hank? not so much. Kate finally managed to weasel her way back on our tv screens. *sigh* I'll probably watch this mess.

Submitted by jk79 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 7:51am.

Yeah, Kate Upton is a real hoss.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 6:41am.

The surgeon that did Natalie Portman's nose is a genius.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 6:46am.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:45pm.
Jeremy Irons can get some any time he wants. I love that man.

Unf, yes! I've always loved him. I think he's handsome, and his voice is so dark and sexy and villainous. He can come and touch me anytime.

Oh wait, he's nearly 40 years my senior. Never mind.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 5:52am.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:33am.
The blogger in the IDLYITW says that the women who are calling Kate Upton fat are fat themselves (much like Boredasfuck said). Definitely not. I myself wear a tshirt when I go to the beach (ok, a tank top) and am not skinny but I would definitely not call her even chunky. I don't want her body (I have a waist) but seeing her embrace her imperfect body makes me appreciate mine which is also far from perfect as well.
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I didn't say all of them were fat(granted the majority probably aren't skinny), I also said they were probably middle-aged hags, or had butterfaces or other insecurities, you don't have to be fat to be a middle-aged hag or fugly. My point was people who truly don't give a shit or aren't insecure in some way, don't normally react like that way.
However that blogger also implied a female weighing 165 lbs. would make them fat. I personally do not think someone is necessarily considered overweight if they are 165 lbs. Considering frame and height, come to play in this area, not just some jackass spouting out jibberish on their own opinion in regards to "fatness or thinness"; a woman at 5'10(like Upton) with a medium to large frame would look fine at 165lbs. 4'10, no. her height, with a large frame, yes. In any regard, the bitch is making bank, getting covers on magazines while the people dogging her aren't. That pretty much sums up the worth of their hate.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 5:05am.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:10am.
With Katy Perry and Rihanna, now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the same bitch that MARRIED Russell Brand??? AND CURRENTLY with John Mayor??? Her taste in men is just as shitty.

Shitty, but not QUITE as shitty as Rhianna. There's no record of Brand or Mayer ever beating Perry senseless.
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I knew somebody was gonna bring that up. And I understand WHY she'd be upset, HOWEVER that's not my point. My point is, if your track record for losers is just as high(not the extremes of which that loser went) you probably shouldn't throw stones sooooooo hard, and at least be able to see where she's coming from. No, Russell may not have been physical with her(then again who knows), however she did have opposition from a lot of people for getting with him, especially with her parents, and anyone with a functioning brain and a tiny bit of history on Russell Brand. Her move to marry him was seen as rebellious and ignorant, just like Rihanna's move to get back with FistB is seen the same way, and yet she did what she did anyway...so IN THAT regard...she has no room to talk.

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:33am.

The blogger in the IDLYITW says that the women who are calling Kate Upton fat are fat themselves (much like Boredasfuck said). Definitely not. I myself wear a tshirt when I go to the beach (ok, a tank top) and am not skinny but I would definitely not call her even chunky. I don't want her body (I have a waist) but seeing her embrace her imperfect body makes me appreciate mine which is also far from perfect as well.

She looks gorgeous in the pics in the link and her body looks great in that dress. See what a flattering outfit can do? Pay attention SI stylists!

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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 4:15am.

I love Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live! <3

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

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Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:10am.

With Katy Perry and Rihanna, now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the same bitch that MARRIED Russell Brand??? AND CURRENTLY with John Mayor??? Her taste in men is just as shitty.

Shitty, but not QUITE as shitty as Rhianna. There's no record of Brand or Mayer ever beating Perry senseless.

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 1:05am.

Good grief, Walken was rockin' the Draco Malfoy drag in HS.

And Pax reminds of the guys I'd run into at the Palladium in the '80s.

Poor Britney. Her minder really kept the trailer trash tendencies in check, and now they're back with a vengeance.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/15/2013 - 12:23am.

That Condom Ambulance is a great idea. Can he ditch the camera on his head though? lol

Rub your chichis in the $$$$ Kate.

MK, I don't like those panty creamer jokes...

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:27pm.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat in the hell kind of outfit is that? It looks like one of those solar silvery metallic sleeping bags...

What I wanna know is WHY WOULD KENDRA...agree to that? Better yet, WHY WOULD HANK...agree to that

With Katy Perry and Rihanna, now, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the same bitch that MARRIED Russell Brand??? AND CURRENTLY with John Mayor??? Her taste in men is just as shitty.

Kate Upton, get money bitch.

Also Idk what the ho in that one video is complaining about. French Kissin is pretty awesome...if you know what you're doing.

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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:01pm.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:44pm.

oh, is God speaking through you now since the Pope is otherwise occupied?

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by taliaann on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 9:44pm.

That's the life of a kept bitch, Casp!

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 9:34pm.

Good for Simpson for not going all Kim Kartrashian this time around.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 9:29pm.

que cochina -- hey, babe, happy VD day to you! Yeah, Jeremy's voice, oooh, baby. Did you ever see him in that movie "Damage"? Oh, man, that was hot. Surprisingly, though, Alan Rickman doesn't do it for me; I'll let you have him!

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:58pm.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:45pm.
Haha .......LOVE Vicky Pollard too Whamo & que cochina! Jjeah bout No but!! lol

Yeah, you two. Had Brit just worn a pink track suit, she woulda nailed it, only I think Vicky has a bigger brain!

Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:57pm.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:45pm.
Jeremy Irons can get some any time he wants. I love that man. He may not be on my top ten list, but I do find him attractive, and he is very talented. Call me, Jeremy, 'kay?

Hey Twatty - Yeah, in his day, Mr. Irons was the HAWT! Christ, smoldering, sexy, intelligent. They used to call him the "thinking woman's sex symbol!" I likes me some Alan Rickman too!

Submitted by SFRBully on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:48pm.

That cunt JLo looks good here.

Cuntycuntcuntface.

Mmmhumm... I RECKON I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF THE BIGGUNS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ&t=1m19s

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:45pm.

Haha .......LOVE Vicky Pollard too Whamo & que cochina! Jjeah bout No but!! lol
I thought JLO and Casper would be a 15 min thing! Totally surprised. He must give long (more than 3.5 minutes) cunninlingus or somethin.

Submitted by sushi on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:34pm.

I have to admit -- Upton looks freaking hot in the IDLYTW links.

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:32pm.

@ Daniee.....aren't you supprised she's still with him, I gotta say I sure the heck am. I figured she would have booted him to the curb long ago

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:27pm.

Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:16pm.
Haha, MK, for the Vicky Pollard reference
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She does look just like her, LMAO!

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Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:25pm.

I can't help but feel a little sorry for Casper and his pasty ass. He really has to stick this through now until the agreement is up. He probably thought it would all private spas, posh clubs and sophisticated shoes. Well, boo fucking hoo I spoze.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:16pm.

Winniwins -- yeah, Casper looks quite a bit like Jon Cryer, but Jon Cryer has a very likeable quality. When I see Casper, I want to beat the shit out of him, just beat him to a bloody pulp; I don't feel that way about Jon Cryer. Does that make sense?

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Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:55pm.

Makes total sense!

Submitted by que cochina on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 8:16pm.

Haha, MK, for the Vicky Pollard reference!

Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:55pm.

I can't see anyone but Jon Cryer when I look at Casper.
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5758721280/h2B63B343/

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:51pm.

Guillermo reminds me of that awesome guy in the Southern Comfort commercials. Go your own way, dude!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:45pm.

Jeremy Irons can get some any time he wants. I love that man. He may not be on my top ten list, but I do find him attractive, and he is very talented. Call me, Jeremy, 'kay?

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:44pm.

Everyone needs to desert Rihanna until she deserts Chris Brown. He was never sufficiently sanctioned by the music world, and Richmond's police chief was just fired, in part, for the fuckery he tried to push as Brown's community service.

Everybody abandon Rihanna. That's what needs to happen. Bitch is out of her fucking mind and needs to be brought around. Turning away from her until she gets her shit straight is the only way.

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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:30pm.

@ Hekki....me too!

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:27pm.

"space disco alligator dress" made me LOL!

Submitted by SGVpea on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:15pm.

God, I can't believe how mannish and ugly Paris Hilton walks and looks in that Berry link, eeeesh.

Those Just Jared posters are a bunch of bunny boilers, acting like AJ is the second coming of Jebus.

There are no words for the disco space suit that Selena is wearing up there.

Submitted by Daniee on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 7:07pm.

It's funny how the waxed G Clooney has that smug assholery smirk on it's face that we usually see him with!

Guillermo & (RIP) Uncle Frank are the best part of the Jimmy Kimmel Show!! Jimmy has become rather uppity and unfunny as of late. He never was great at the stand-up part of the whole thing, but I enjoyed his segments and such.