LeAnn Rimes has thrown a lawsuit at her former dentist for fucking up her mouth the same way a plastic surgeon completely fucked up her face even more. TMZ says that LeAnn wants money from Dr. Duane C. McKay, because she claims that three years worth of crappy dental work left her mouth and teeth in a serious state of screwed up. In other news, human kind is filing a class action lawsuit against Dr. McKay for not wiring her mouth shut when he had the chance.
In the lawsuit, LeAnn says that Dr. McKay put some front veneers and crowns on her teeth and he said that those things would cure her TMJ-related pain and make her teeth look better. The work was jank, because apparently it didn’t work. The pain got worse and she started to bleed. LeAnn claims that she needed 9 root canals, a bone grafting, a temporary bridge and physical therapy to fix her mouth. LeAnn says in the lawsuit that she will have “permanent cosmetic deficiency.” Since LeAnn is in the suing mood, she should also sue her parents’ genes, because she was born with a permanent cosmetic deficiency.
LeAnn doesn’t say how much money she wants in damages, but she wants to get paid for the physical, emotional and psychiatric injuries she has suffered. She also wants Dr. McKay to pay for the loss of past and future earnings, because she says her bad dental work messed with her career and made it hard for her to perform.
First of all, you know this ho was only going to that crooked dentist because he kept her pill boxes full of the shit that takes her up, up and away. Who keeps going to a dentist that makes your mouth hurt? When you mess with a trick’s mouth, you mess with their blow job abilities and that ain’t right. Second of all, what career is LeAnn Rimes speaking of? Bitch isn’t even C-list on the county fair and third-rate casinos circuit. Nowadays, ho is a professional tweeter and as far as I know you can still tweet with a jacked up mouth.