Justin Timberlake's Video For "Suit & Tie" Is Here
Justin Timberlake released the David Fincher directed video for his song "Suit & Tie" on Valentine's Day, because, duh, he's a crooning cupid of love and when he opens his mouth, musical arrows shoot out and directly hit the g-spot in your ears. In the video that makes me appreciate Robin Thicke's act a whole lot more, Justin Timberlake eats cereal with Jay-Z, auditions for a community theater production of Jersey Boys, dances in a stage puddle ala Umbrella and ends it by doing the Mad Men opening credits fall.
Listening to this wreck of a song hurt me less than watching The Love Guru while sober did, so I guess that's a good thing. And Justin Timberlake's freshly relaxed locks are growing me. There's just something about a grown white man stocking up on boxes of Dark & Lovely at Rite-Aid.
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I recall someone once said that Justin plays all his roles like a closeted southern queen.
Once again may I remind all the peepers here about his wonderful acting in that movie with Joker Face Diaz where he is dry humping her and has his "O" face moment. OMG, I think I am going to make myself puke. And it is so unbelievable as he acts like the biggest fag. Reminds me of trying to make out with girls in High School.
David Fincher directed this? Oh dear. That wasn't worth returning to music videos for. Besides, douche ruined his movie.
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Submitted by Cara on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:46pm.
Fuck this douche and his wannabe Sinatra antics.
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Exactly. This video basically seems like an audition for Scorsese's proposed Sinatra biopic, and if he gets it the world really will end.
i'm so happy that screech is making another comeback. so much classier than a dirty carlos.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Robin's been working the dark suit, hair and falsetto since 2005...I know this because i met him a few times back then when he was trying to gather up steam after his first album went unnoticed (which is a shame because it was awesome.) Robin is hands down one of the nicest most humble people Ive met, and to compare him to this culture vulture is an insult.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Justin still sounds like a whiny high school dude. I thought he sounded girly at the Grammys. And do they normally have people who aren't nominated perform? I'd rather it be all nominees.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:25pm.
Am I the only one who thought Justified was far better than Future Sex/Love Sounds?
Like I Love You > SexyBack
Cry Me A River > My Love
Rock Your Body > What Goes Around
Sinorita > Love Stoned
I dunno, everybody loved Future Sex but to my ears it is like the same two songs over and over
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Nope. Justified was WAY better that FLSS. I have both albums (both burned copies) and I found FLSS to be pretentious and repetitive. There are only like 2 songs that I liked whereas I liked most songs off his first cd.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Always with the dance numbers JT. Stop Lord of the Dancing in puddles.
Is this a joke? Because it SUCKS
Justin has a falsetto voice when he's singing, really? o_O
All I can say is: "I rebuuuuuuke it in the name of the LORRRRRRRD!" ;D
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This song is way too long. It could work as an afterthought, overall around 2 1/2 minutes. But bitch thought it was so hot he made it a mini-epic.
Plus, he and Jay Z look like a gay couple here, especially in the beginning when Justin's in the kitchen and Jay Z's on the couching watching sports.
Submitted by Craigypants on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 5:34pm.
Big return to music? What a fucking tool, nobody missed him. The only man who should be singing falsetto is Barry Gibb.
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YES! Totally agree!
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Wow. This is horrible, but for once his hair looks fantastic!
So many things i wanna say:
Janet > JT
This song is just "meh"
And David Fincher's videos for Vogue and Express Yourself were much more exiciting.
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Lucifer_Sam: "Do you EVER post anything worthwhile on this site? Do you EVER have a point to make?" In case anyone else was wondering, the answer is "No."
So, I take it Justin fancies black cock?
Re: Foxxy Brown
Heh. None of the NSYNC members were from Florida. Chris Kirkpatrick (from Pennsylvania) actually started the group. Joey is from Brookyln, Lance is from Mississippi and JC is from Washington. Chris and Joey met each other working in Orlando; Joey went to school with Jennifer McGill, who was in the Mickey Mouse Club with Justin and JC.
/end of useless NSYNC trivia no one asked for
Another victim of their own hype machine. This crap is ridiculously mediocre, especially after the Grammys were a 3 hour advertisement/endorsement of the album.
Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 3:12pm.
I'd sit on Robin Thicke's face.
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Robin Thicke is on my Ipod under 'relaxation'.
ETA: Euphemism.
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Big return to music? What a fucking tool, nobody missed him. The only man who should be singing falsetto is Barry Gibb.
I can't imagine sitting down at any point in my life and thinking to myself "Hmm, I'd really love to hear some Timberlake right about now."
Fuck this douche and his wannabe Sinatra antics.
SnT, not quite, he's been gone too long...next single please
.. the man can dance though, <3 those shoes :)
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"Have you met Howard?"
Who does this cock sucker think he is?
I went in to this with an open mind because in spite him being an ass, I like a few of his tunes...THIS however, is not one of them. What a shitbomb. Also he's getting in to that unattractive Leo Decatchahoe territory...Not a good look, not a good song. Justin Timberlake's an ass, Jay-Z's an ass...Just over all fail.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Am I the only one who thought Justified was far better than Future Sex/Love Sounds?
Like I Love You > SexyBack
Cry Me A River > My Love
Rock Your Body > What Goes Around
Sinorita > Love Stoned
I dunno, everybody loved Future Sex but to my ears it is like the same two songs over and over
I like JT on SNL and all but this song sucks... and so does Jay-Z... who the fuck is buying his shit.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
I'd sit on Robin Thicke's face.
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
Ew, this is minging. The beginning sounds like a mongoloid is playing with a toy keyboard. But. Hey, it's JT and I never understood why he was ever successful, to me he doesn't even have sex appeal or anything.
saltydog: I think he's bragging about Bouncy's ultra-luxe designer pillow babies.
"Stop, let me get a good look at it
Ooh so thick, now I know why they call it a fatty "
is the song about Jay Z's supposedly camel sized dick?
It's befuddling the amount of ridiculous garbage available to stick in my ears. Yikes. This is just awful.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
*In my best Madea voice*
This song is shit-tie, shit-tie.
I miss his jheri curl wannabe do.
This song sucks assssss.
"Shit tie, shit tie"
WTF?
Wow is this bad. I made it to 47 seconds then stopped the vid.
For a much better song and vid to cleanse my palate and yours, go to youtube and wathc George Michael's "Kissing a fool" Official video. Now THAT is music!
And Robin Thicke aint got nothing to worry about from Justine Teenylame. Justine's desperation.in this vid is beyond pathetic.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Submitted by flo on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 1:41pm.
that's exactly what it was -- i thought Perlman collected all of his victims from FL, and i knew JT was also a Disney kid...
in that light, i'm surprised he's not absolutely crazy mind fucked -- imagine growing up in Disney and then going to Perlman...
ETA: i give Timberlake the same "ehhhhh i think i'm going to ease up on you" pass i give Britney and some of others. this guy has most likely been through and seen some bad shit that many of you would not have survived...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
What a NO-TALENT that guy is.
Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go blast some powerviolence to cleanse my ear palate.
God I HATE this song! I hate this sound! I hate this fake ass 60s wanna be jazz bullshit! It's horrible!
So boring. So predictable. It feels like he has done this before. Couldn't he go for something completely different? Lame.
He's imitating Robin Thicke, thats why its coming off as a rerun.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
The falsetto annoys me. It's like Mickey Mouse trying to sound grown and sexy. No.
Re: Foxxy Brown
Lol, well NSYNC was founded in Orlando, Florida. Maybe you were thinking of that.
Re: can be a pushy broad
He was actually 23 yrs old in 2004. I have noticed when it comes to male celebrities, age is often used as an excuse for their behavior.
Oh JT, leave it out! This is just embarrassing. I got thru 47 seconds cuz I was hoping that maybe once the song kicked in, it would cleanse the incredibly ridiculous chorus of bile spewing from his mouth. This is absolutely dreadful. Serves you right, ASSHat! How dare you show up on a Chris Cornell album and think there'd be no recourse. I give the song. 1 out of 5 dildo's.
p.s. Stop trying to jock Robin Thicke's stylo
Change is coming through my Shadow
It sounds like he's trying to bite the hell out of Marvin Gaye rather than Robin Thicke.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:20pm.
Happy Valentine's Day everybody! This song sucks ass. Sounds like he's singing "Shit and tie" in places.
BF is an unusual man in many ways (part of why I love him). He LOVES Valentine's Day.
So this Valentine's Day has got me really anxious. Wish me luck! Any ideas on what to get him? He plays guitar.
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I know, you can get him seriously LAID, giggity giggity goo!
No, the guitar strap is a great idea for him. How about this idea too? If you got a good gf, maybe you can ask her to draw four or six lines down the middle of your body, washable of course.
You make it so you can cover it up then when the time comes you give him the strap and ask him if he wants to play your "guitar". It's dirty I know, but c'mon it's Valentine's Day right? ;-P
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bambam - yeah, I don't think that Robin wants to say anything about it, either for fear that it would turn into a big 'thing'.
johnnysgirl - love your description of JT, I would just say that I always pictured Jessica Biel being more masculine in that relationship than he is.
The word that comes to mind when I think of JT is "squiggle." His body is long and thin and squiggly. His dancing is very wiggly and squiggly. His voice is high-pitched and squiggly. Until recently, his hair was very squiggly.
And he has one of those weird, forgettable, non-faces. Like, if I wasn't actually looking at a picture of his face, I wouldn't be able to conjure it in my mind, or describe it.
Squiggly no-face.
And I don't understand him and Jessica together - she seems like such a boring, low-energy, un-animated, NON-squiggly person, and he is just such a spaz. *shrugs*
Ugh, this twerp again?
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Twerp is a most befitting word for this twat
Twerp is a most befitting word for this twat
Submitted by MrsPotatoHead on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 11:49am.
This is a dime store rip off of Robin Thicke's look and sound. Oh and RT is about 11 zillion times hotter when he does his thing.
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Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:19pm.
Andy Cohen asked him about this new JT song and he didn't really want to admit that it sounds exactly like his sound.
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You just know Robin Thicke wants to punch his lights out but saying nothing about him is the right way to go. He's been rocking the jacket and slacks and the big pompadou since he came on the scene.
He tickles me with his cool Las Vegas rat pack act, like he greets people by pointing his finger at them and calling everybody baby. And he's waaaay better at the love man schtick than that punk JT.
JT may think he's stealing RT's thunder but all he's really doing is channeling Kevin Spacy as Bobby Darin, which in itself says a lot about him as he tried to get Spacey to mentor him.
Can you say undercover?
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It's like the 60's never happened!