The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 13th!

February 14, 2013 / Posted by:

According to her publicist, Natalie Portman performed all seven roles simultaneously. – David Lerner


Vivid’s head honcho was not pleased when he saw the footage. He wanted more tools in asses, not tulles and asses. – OurMissC

Their rendition of Sleeping Booty is ok….but I don’t think I’m going to stick around for Dong Lake. – TFBuckFutter

The public presentation of Ron Jeremy’s physical therapy team. – Tj45acp

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