Open Post: Hosted By Banana Joe
To think, if Pimp Mama Kris didn't get her face waxed twice a day, she'd look as adorable as this!
While some were watching Naomi Campbell act like the mega bitch she is on The Face, another badass bitch was ruling the stage and putting lesser than hos to shame at Madison Square Garden in NYC. Banana Joe was crowned the King of Westminster last night when he beat out an Old English sheepdog named Swagger, a German wirehaired pointer named Oakley, a Portuguese water dog named Matisse, an American foxhound named Jewel, a bichon frise named Honor and a smooth fox terrier named Adam for the title of Best in Show. Banana Joe became the first affenpinscher in 137 years to win the top prize at Westminster.
Banana Joe's handler and owner said that he has over 80 best-in-show titles, but of course Westminster is now his biggest. Since Banana Joe is the ruler of all show dogs for now, he's officially retiring and will spend the rest of his days taking champagne baths in his Best in Show trophy.
I totally thought Swagger had it (how can they deny a fluff ball with no eyes?!), but this adorable monkey-faced Ewok deserves the title solely because his name is Banana Joe.
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HAPPY CHICK DAY!
Open post? This isn't a fuck Westminster and their "people should buy from breeders" bullshit.
FUCK YOU WESTMINSTER. DIE MOTHER FUCKERS DIE. JUST DIE.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:11pm.
Thanks for the info. "Noble" really is the perfect word to describe the Mastiff. I do really want one: I think they are gorgeous and I prefer big dogs to those tiny yappy ones anyway.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 4:45pm.
@ pushy -- Feb. 19th USA Network, 5 pm is repeat of opening night
Thanks for the info. I'll try to catch it.
Oh, that is a very cute dog. My dogs are cuter (of course), but if Banana ain't fixed, he's gonna get top dollar for fucking some cuties all day long.
Nice work if you can get it!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 1:14am.
@Glambert, Ita with Jack, Firefox is excellent. Unless I have a dedicated computer for downloading, I'd be afraid to infect my machine with something. The popups on those sites alone are enough to make me not want to visit.
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I actually have Firefox as well and use it sparingly but Google Chrome is MUCH faster so I use that most of the time.
Internet Explorer is pure SHIT though!
Good night, Within! no, not the flu - no fever or gakking, just a lot of respiratory distress. maybe it rebounded on me bec i cut back on the meds today, good point. nite!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, are you very sick? Is it that nasty flu bug? Careful taking them round the clock or it will come back with a vengeance when you stop. I mean really bad. Soup is all I can keep down when I've had it. Hope you get over it soon Foxxy.
I'm gonna turn in. You have a good night.
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@ Within -- ok, got it ;-) no, i dosed according to directions and took fewer doses than yesterday. regular sleep last night, overslept this am by 2 hours. now that i think about it, i ate more yesterday, have not eaten any solid food today and not much liquid [bad foxxy, bad]. even tho i took fewer doses today, maybe more meds got into bloodsteam bec no solids in stomach? i dunno, i just know i want to go to sleep now and i can't :-0
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, naw, you're right, it's important to have these discussions. But you know how it goes, when illuminati conspiracy theories pop up that's when the cngaf part takes over, imo.
@Glambert, Ita with Jack, Firefox is excellent. Unless I have a dedicated computer for downloading, I'd be afraid to infect my machine with something. The popups on those sites alone are enough to make me not want to visit.
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Foxxy, I get what you mean. One is in the middle of the term. The other is a final. lol
You have to watch it with the cold meds. They can have the opposite effect. I always try it first and never a new one before bed or it could keep me up all night. did you go over the recommended dosage? That'll do it.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 4:48pm.
Glammy - firefox is where I settled... awesome add-ons like ad-blocker, no-script, reverse pic look-up, etc... (youtube to MP3 is the bomb... any song, no charge, straight to player).
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Some of us like steeling our music in higher quality with torrent websites and file sharing services. LOL
BTW...what is "reverse pic look-up"?
ETA...Nevermind. I use google images for that.
@ Within -- ok, i was in college/grad school back when dinos ruled the earth so i guess the terminology is different. what's the difference between "midterms" and "midterm exams"?
been taking "non-drowsy" cold meds all day, now i want to go to sleep and i can't. i try not to work when i'm on meds, now have a shit load to catch up on tomorrow and Fri. craptastic. i shouldda plugged up my snotty nose and taken knock out pills instead of being on here damn near all day. everybody over yonder keeps telling me i'm "angry" -- i've been floating on a cold med buzz and watching stupid syndicated sitcoms all day, lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, midterms not exams, hahaha OK, we need a theme for tomorrow night. Think hard.
@Whamo, Just saw this on Colbert's site: "Sorry but this video is unavailable for your location, probably due to your overly polite attitudes." - that is freaking funny!
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@ Within -- that sounds like a much more manageable exam schedule than last semester!
@ Whamo -- do y'all hosers up yonder there do Valentine's Day? if so, are you doing anything?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Night Esteem, night mami :)
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:31pm.
I'm back now, so cut out the whoracious behaviors. I should scroll back to see what crab-infested (read:Dog) tramps you have been fraternising with.
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Lol, I've been up to nothin but good(ithink)darlin :D
Foxxy, in January. I have two. One tomorrow and another in two weeks. Like I said to Whamo, it's easy to burn out doing too much. So it's not too bad.
@PHM, there's a wait requirement and he's not in town? Hmmm he may need a reminder that you're not just waiting around. Even if you are.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:54pm.
whoa! when did your term start, how is it midterms already?!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hey Within! I do like him. But I still like this asshole, and I am waiting until he comes back here next month until I make up my mind. So I am trying to avoid seriously getting involved...if that makes sense.
Night Esteem & Hotmami.
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night, 'mami! Esteem, yes me too. i did not read back all the way yesterday but i saw enough to be worried. i like some of y'all better than i like some of the people who are my "friends" on Facebook... ;-P
g'night Esteem!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
PHM, don't you like him? But if he's being a pest by all means "No cinammon hearts" for him. I'm addicted to those things.
@Foxxy, I don't recall but I don't think she had to go very far.
I have work, a midterm, and if there's some time left over maybe some take out. lol :)
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Night Hotmami, and everyone else too, I'm sleepy as hell and going to bed at 8pm. I'm officially old now!
Have a great night all. ;-)
@ Foxxy, well damn, hopefully the next treatment will be successful then. I hope they gave her some killer pain meds.
If vob shows up, or I miss her tomorrow, send her hugs for me. I hope she's doing alright.
Goodnight, everybody.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:27pm.
We're taking mom out to dinner.
awwww, that's sweet.
but make sure your ass is home and in front of the tv by 9, or record so we can watch it together later!! lol ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Every time someone refers to Valentine's Day as VD, I cringe. I also dislike it when people say "ValentiMes" Day.
Also since it is almost Valentine's Day...I thought this was (inappropriately) hilarious
http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/8557cd1236/valentine-s-day-cards-ch...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Foxxy, you have to scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll... as Simon Pegg put it "skip to the end" hehehe smdh
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@ Within -- do you know how many hours of travel she has between home and hospital?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Uh oh..DP problems.
GG - Awww..is the Mastiff still a puppy?
Esteem - No plans here either. Avoiding the new guy at all costs.
Foxxy - Me too! Lol. Problems.
@ Esteem -- i think the procedure went well but the findings were not as good as hoped for. new course of treatment has to begin, i think
@ Within -- kill. me. please. stop. me. from. going. back. in. there.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, Esteem, it's been more than two. I thought she went home yesterday but was going back at the end of the week. Boy they have her going in and out. She wasn't feeling too well when she left yesterday. :(
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@Foxxy and WR, so she had the second procedure then? I hope it went well and they got it all. If she pops in after I sign off, please send her my best.
@GG - that sounds like a nice way to celebrate! I never did buy into the Hallmark version, but celebrating love, especially with your mom is a good day. ;-)
GG, good evening. Is it a surprise for her?
@Foxxy, glad you're holding the fort well in the Bey thread. As always. There must be something in the DL milk this week. Could it be the Valentine juice? haha Otherwise, hope your day's been going well.
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I have no VD plans. Staying home, finishing all the laundry, catching up on work and helping with homework.
Romance central, baby!
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@ Esteem -- VOB said that she was going home today. she may still be in transit or worn out from travel... [Within is this right?]
@ PHM -- i went out last night. tomorrow will be spent trying not to think about the person i would have rather been with... ;-) you doing anything?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:19pm.
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I was going to pass this little cool site on http://www.wix.com/ it's very easy but it sounds like you've got things well in hand. Good stuff! Next you'll need a blog. lol
@Esteem, doing good. Could do with more sleep too but oh well. Sorry you're tired. Are you taking any mini-vacations soon? VOB, has been in and out. She had some pain in the last few days but said she was going back for treatment soon. I hope she drops in tonight.
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We're taking mom out to dinner.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hi PHM, no Valentine's plan here, never been one of holidays I cared about, although I usually go buy myself a huge box of chocolates the day after when they're at 50% off. LOl. Do you have plans?
PHM, my neighbors have a mastif. He is still a puppy but I could ride him off to battle, he's so big. He is a sweet dog but its scary when he's in the backyard barking and howling.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Holla! What's going on tonight? Who has been Valentine's Day plans?
@WR
I've been good, just really busy and work and too tired when I get home to do anything else. I'll be so glad when this project is done and I can move on to the next one.
How've you been? any news on VOB?
Withy, I am truly tired. I need to go to bed soon. Hence, it takes me several hours to sort out both Friends and Enemies on the D.
I will be speaking Spanish for at least two more days. Most of it made up and/or fake but hey, I'm trying.
I have a web developer for my site, and it'll be up and running in a couple of weeks!
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:02pm.
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Did you ever find a way to do your website?
@Esteem, how have you been?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:02pm.
"Dog is buried in snow crabs, you say? I knew it. "
wow, you must be tired from your vacation. it took you a couple of hours to throw that uppercut
HI WITHIN!!!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
IF, "Whoracito" *dies laughing* You've been in Mexico haven't you, Senorita Irish? We expect some delicious margarita recipes you.
@Bacon, that's hilarious. Please don't let "ElderBaconHooker" get on here because then we'll have to watch our language and behave ourselves. We can't have that here. That wouldn't be right.
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 7:59pm.
Mastiffs are easy keepers and easy to train. They are so gentle and kind, but if they think their human is in trouble..watch out. I've had all sorts of dogs throughout my entire life, and after the two Mastiffs I have now, I could never imagine my life without one. They are noble and beautiful animals. So if you really want one someday, I would suggest you get one..when the time is right :)
Submitted by Ecce Homo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:34pm.
wow, a st. bernard type and a wolfie dog -- you and the lap dog are well protected! and i guess the lapdog can go for the ankles!
you are inspiring me to get Valley of the Dolls -- probably about 10 years since i last saw it.
i'm good, thanks for asking. smooth work week this week, which is good bec i have a cold sapping my energy and keeping me in bed today [my dumb ass fault for alley catting around last night when i should have stayed home and gotten serious about cold care]. hope it turns the corner tonight and i start to feel better tomorrow. i'll know in the next hour or so...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12