Night Crumbs

February 13, 2013 / Posted by:

Lena Dunham’s on the cover of Rolling Stone looking like she’s licking the crusties off of her mouth after waking up from a 6 hour nap on the couch – ICYDK

Charlie Sheen’s Save A Ho Foundation gives another handout to Lindsay LohanLainey Gossip

Elle Fanning’s New York Magazine spread gave me diabetes – The Berry 

This explains why Jennifer Lawrence keeps tripping and clothes keep falling off of her body. It’s one of the side effects of getting humped by Michael FassbenderThe Superficial 

The gay rumors are starting to put cracks in Hugh Jackman’s perfect life – Towleroad

Lady Gaga announces that she’s canceling a few shows due to an injury and she does it in the most Lady Gaga-iest way possible – Celebitchy

Why does Selena Gomez keep insisting on dressing like she just fell out of The Craft? – Hollywood Tuna 

Miley Cyrus just keeps blowing air kisses a love at the paps – Drunken Stepfather

Lawyers hate Lindsay Lohan, part 4,983,567 – IDLYITW

You won’t believe what Hilary Duff did yesterday?! Yes, she walked to her car! How did you know? – Popoholic

If they ever do a reboot of Sex and the City, this is who should be cast – SOW

Justin Timberlake joins Instagram and is already overusing all those filters – Just Jared

My last tattered brain cell just shriveled up and died – Jezebel

It’s The Weez’s weez  – Celebslam

DMX is still making sure his name stays on TMZ’s front page – Crunk + Disorderly

A couple that wears leather pants in the sun together, sprays Febreze on their musty pussies together – Popsugar

Taylor Swift’s ghost singer FOUND – Videogum

Matt Damon is closing his butt hole for the sake of the environment – I’m Not Obsessed

That brow is jumping at me – Cityrag

Petra Nemcova’s got those wonk eyes – Hollywood Rag

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