Night Crumbs
Lena Dunham's on the cover of Rolling Stone looking like she's licking the crusties off of her mouth after waking up from a 6 hour nap on the couch - ICYDK
Charlie Sheen's Save A Ho Foundation gives another handout to Lindsay Lohan - Lainey Gossip
Elle Fanning's New York Magazine spread gave me diabetes - The Berry
This explains why Jennifer Lawrence keeps tripping and clothes keep falling off of her body. It's one of the side effects of getting humped by Michael Fassbender - The Superficial
The gay rumors are starting to put cracks in Hugh Jackman's perfect life - Towleroad
Lady Gaga announces that she's canceling a few shows due to an injury and she does it in the most Lady Gaga-iest way possible - Celebitchy
Why does Selena Gomez keep insisting on dressing like she just fell out of The Craft? - Hollywood Tuna
Miley Cyrus just keeps blowing air kisses a love at the paps - Drunken Stepfather
Lawyers hate Lindsay Lohan, part 4,983,567 - IDLYITW
You won't believe what Hilary Duff did yesterday?! Yes, she walked to her car! How did you know? - Popoholic
If they ever do a reboot of Sex and the City, this is who should be cast - SOW
Justin Timberlake joins Instagram and is already overusing all those filters - Just Jared
My last tattered brain cell just shriveled up and died - Jezebel
It's The Weez's weez - Celebslam
DMX is still making sure his name stays on TMZ's front page - Crunk + Disorderly
A couple that wears leather pants in the sun together, sprays Febreze on their musty pussies together - Popsugar
Taylor Swift's ghost singer FOUND - Videogum
Matt Damon is closing his butt hole for the sake of the environment - I'm Not Obsessed
That brow is jumping at me - Cityrag
Petra Nemcova's got those wonk eyes - Hollywood Rag
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Why are people saying that hot guys on he show want to get with her? There has been nothing resembling a hot guy getting with her character. All of them look either sick and bloated or stringy and homeless.
Lena Dunham = serving up awkward, everyday realness for all the neurotic ner do wells. Kudos for her abnormalcy.
Why is she a thing now?
Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 6:28am.
I guess bad sex is better than no sex.
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No. Well, unless you're a guy.
Condi - very funny about her discussing some other show.
Sarah Smile
a blop of mashed potatoes trying to act edgy and seductive? not. working.
everyone likes patton oswalt & chris elliot but -anyone wanna see them grind?
I THINK NOT.
she's needs to be taken off the sexdar until she seriously commits to some px90.
... and i totally regret what just happened and that was that i did not know who this was, and i read someone below talking about her naked ... so, misguidedly, i put in her name+naked and searched for images.
BREAKFAST CANCELLED
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 4:32am.
Is it okay for me to hate her if I hate all those men too? Which I do?
And to be fair, I have indeed seen people sneering at the idea that Seth Rogen and Woody Allen could possibly pull lots of attractive women. Not as much as Dunham, but it has happened.
(And like Dunham, people generally tack that complaint onto an already-existing hate for them)
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I didn't even know who she was until I saw her in that revolting campaign ad for Bammers. I don't care what she looks like - she is annoying. End of.
I guess bad sex is better than no sex. If you know ahead of time it's going to be bad then you lower your expectations accordingly. It's not like you are going to have a long romantic relationship or anything. Cum buckets do serve a purpose sometimes.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:07am.
I was wondering also how all these hot guys would want to sleep with her on the show...
LOL! But I know hot dudes irl who would bang ANYTHING just to get notches on their bedpost.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:34pm.
say what you will about satc, but at least all the women ... didn't whine like entitled cunts.
Actually, that's all they did. For six seasons. Did you actually watch it?
OK, let's be fair about this. On a bunch of other sites people were pointing out how actors equally as unattractive as Dunham (Woody Allen, Kevin James, Seth Rogen, the aging Adam Sandler, etc.) are constantly paired off onscreen with smoking hot women and practically no one says boo about it.
This is true. Hollywood is run by a bunch of really ugly men, and so in their product they want to see their stand-ins as the objects of lust for gorgeous women. Dunham may be trying to even the score, and I suppose it's overdue.
Still doesn't make her self-indulgent, annoying series any good, just the hipster flavor of the month. And while I know HBO has a strict "GRATUITOUS NUDITY GALORE!" policy for all its series, seeing Dunham naked more than once is quite enough for a lifetime, thanks.
Now there's a RS cover certain to drop circulation.
So, Dunham is going to talk about her anxiety, her bad sex, and Mad Men? Or Game of Thrones? Or Breaking Bad?
That's awfully white of her (just like her show).
I still need to figure out who she is...eventually.
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:07am.
I was wondering also how all these hot guys would want to sleep with her on the show... But maybe it's more along the lines of, if you happened to find yourself with a fun person, who was really enthusiastic about sex and was willing to do all sorts of new things, maybe there would be something appealing about getting some of that. No? Just a thought.
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She produces the show. Heck, if I was producing a show, I would have every hot piece slobbering over me. I would give those men nightmares. The casting couch would be alive and well if I had a show.
She's fat and ugly. Fuck you.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:07am.
I was wondering also how all these hot guys would want to sleep with her on the show... But maybe it's more along the lines of, if you happened to find yourself with a fun person, who was really enthusiastic about sex and was willing to do all sorts of new things, maybe there would be something appealing about getting some of that. No? Just a thought.
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I'm sure it's happened before. Re: The Godfather, I'm sure it was tough for Sofia, but it would have been so much better with someone else. I know Winona Ryder was supposed to do it originally, she would have been okay, probably.
Girls the show you love to hate. It kinda reminds me of twilight (which due to a family supper was made to watch the first movie. 13 year old fanatic) by making it seem that these average, whiny, potatoes are incredibly irresistible to perceived "good-looking" guys. That these guys see the inner beauty of Belle and Hannah.
On girls, Hannah's relationship with Adam was the most plausible. Fuck buddies. He treated her like crap because she let him treat her like crap, and it grew into something more. After that the pharmacist, troy from community (can't remember his name) and the doctor was just about her being able to write about these guys wanting to fuck her and being really into her. Now if she was as funny or darling as she thinks she is maybe I could understand, but she acts like a slob as well as acts like she is so much smarter and wittier than the average folk.
I watch the sex scenes (with all the characters) and I give kudos for them making them not always beautiful. That sex sometimes is disappointing and we look funny doing it, most times.
Sorry for this long ass essay. It's late and I'm bored.
Just watched the last episode of Girls. She is truly vomit inducing. Disgusting flabby body. She's so into her fat little self.
This show is soooo unrealistic. Riiiiiight.....some hot doctor is going to hook up with an ugly troll like her in real life.
This show sucks. What the fuck is Judd Apatow thinking?
I was wondering also how all these hot guys would want to sleep with her on the show... But maybe it's more along the lines of, if you happened to find yourself with a fun person, who was really enthusiastic about sex and was willing to do all sorts of new things, maybe there would be something appealing about getting some of that. No? Just a thought.
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I just went out for dinner and drinks with a few ladyfriends, and the last portion of the meal (and the second bottle of vino) was spent discussing "Girls," Lena Dunham, and the whitewashing of Brooklyn. Honestly this went on for the better part of two hours. booooring.
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Re: Lena-- Just saw the one with Patrick Wilson & aside from the crush I had on him before, I can't see how he could keep a straight face whilst hittin that. She has the world's strangest figure. Is she thought brave for going au naturel?
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
Submitted by literarylioness on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 7:23pm.
From the interviews I've heard her do albeit briefly like Craig Ferguson she came across nice enough I guess but she's just not very attractive and is so damn dumpy looking lol!
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I HATED her on Craig Ferguson! She sounded like such an idiot.
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Soo....you don't like her I take it!? Lol
All I know is she looks like she mentally slow and she's trying to get at a snot trickle that's..just..out of reach.
Aphid, he pretty much ruined the movie for me with that move. And it must have been so much pressure on her. What was he thinking?
Yeah, she's either very confident or she doesn't care...
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 7:23pm.
Flynn, lol. I was curious too so I've watched a couple of interviews with her talking about the show and she comes off as ok. Kinda funny. I'm surprised she wrote, directed AND she cast herselt in it though. Reminds me of the Godfather 3 when they gave the role to Sofia Coppola instead of an actress. If I stumble upon it some night, I may catch it to see what all the noise is about.
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Oh God I was so embarrassed for Sofia Coppola. It was painful to watch her at first, then I just got pissed off at Francis Ford Coppola for putting her in it.
I never thought I'd like Girls but I ended up watching it one night and found it kind of funny. It has a bit of a Curb Your Enthusiasm feel. I dislike a lot of the characters and like when bad things happen to them, which occurs a lot. Plus although I admit I think she's naked a little too much, I have to say I admire her confidence, I could never do what she does.
Someone needs to tell Selena Gomez that anorexia is not the look. She's starting to get all creepy skeletal.
Lena Dunham: I don't give a shit about her, and have never seen her show. But when I saw this picture I started cracking up.
It totally reminded me of this hefty, unfortunate looking girl I went to high school with. She would always be making some ridiculous try at sexy faces to attract boys. Those faces looked just like this shit. The likeness is fucking uncanny. Deja vu memories.
say what you will about satc, but at least all the women were successful and educated on their own, and didn't whine like entitled cunts. They EARNED to right to buy coture. SATC was actually funny. There is absolutely nothing likable about any of the characters on Girls. They aren't even fun to hate...they are just entitled 20 somthings who refuse to accept success normally involves talent and work.
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
Submitted by Um...what on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 7:16pm.
If she hasn't already, I believe it's just a matter of time before this Lena girl starts down the route of subtle plastic surgery. They all do (well most).
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You know it! That's what Ricki Lake did and the other fat chick from the second Hairspray. I'm surprised the chick from Precious hasn't gotten lipo and gastric bypass yet.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 7:23pm.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 6:49pm.
Whamo, it's a mystery to a lot of people.
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From the interviews I've heard her do albeit briefly like Craig Ferguson she came across nice enough I guess but she's just not very attractive and is so damn dumpy looking lol!
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I HATED her on Craig Ferguson! She sounded like such an idiot. She made his typical vapid model/actresses sound interesting. She's trying too hard to be a "cool kid" and get accepted.
Honestly, I don't get what the hype is about Lena.
Submitted by CashewTime. on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 7:44pm.
One of the cooler RS covers with a female I've seen in years. They usually either show the women maxim style or.cover them up if their bodies are imperfect. This is not too sexy or.condescending to me. And shit, she's not a beauty queen or a pop tart and a writer with some power, and she still got to be on it. I say good for her for breaking a mold, no matter the characters on the show.
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I'll second this.
RichBitch -- "petrifying" -- HA! good one!!!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Petra's eyes are petrifying!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 6:53pm.
How could you be so cruel to stray cats? they contribute MUCH more to society than Blohan does!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 8:03pm.
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How've you been? ♡♡
@Foxxy, hey! I'd love to own one of those "Prii" (lolol) but they're too expensive... :(
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Moron Matt Damon discovers Matt Damon is a Moron.
Oh, BTW Matt, being a celebrity spokesperson you're supposed to have said "Until this blah-blah-blah crisis is solved, YOU can't go to the bathroom."
Foxxy no priii (lmao, god) here. The ones I know all drive broke down hand me down cars and go to school and work full time. There is hope! I should ask them if they watch Girls.
lena is so brave.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 7:32pm.
Foxxy I might be lucky in that none of the (few) 20-somethings I deal with are like those characters, so I guess I am lucky as well as out of touch.
lol, lucky you. they and their BMWs and Priuses (Priii? see, even the plural of that car is pretentious) roam freely in places such as the Marina District of San Francisco. and Walnut Creek. and Palo Alto. and ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hi Twatty! hope you're having a good Wed.
in other news, if anyone is still doubting the existence of the illuminati, have a listen at the Justin Bieber-Niki Minaj song. the illuminati exists and it hates us.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Idk what I get a bigger kick out of- the show or the hate that this poor chick gets...
Within♡♡! Nice to see you, love. Caca is so over: that's the problem with gimmicks, they are seasonal.
How do you explain Madonna then? Her season should have been over about 25 years ago.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 7:47pm.
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HEY THERE Lucy♡!
I think GaGa's got the incurable OOOGLAY disease. There I said it. *looks up to the skies in fear* ;p
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Hekki,
What would be wrong with that though? It's not her job to live.for her audience,.and quirky/nerdy girls often grow out of it one day. It's just evolution *shrug*
But how the fuck does Botox make your irises point at each other.
Submitted by Um...: "If she hasn't already, I believe it's just a matter of time before this Lena girl starts down the route of subtle plastic surgery. They all do (well most)."
That's what *I'm* saying. She's gonna go all glam. Get a trainer, get veneers and an upper lip, etc.
Yup.
Submitted by Um...: "If she hasn't already, I believe it's just a matter of time before this Lena girl starts down the route of subtle plastic surgery. They all do (well most)."
That's what *I'm* saying. She's gonna go all glam. Get a trainer, get veneers and an upper lip, etc.
Yup.
Lol @ tonic bitch and "hipster Gwyneth"