Lady Gaga Cancels The Rest Of Her Tour
Dancing around for two hours a night in ankle-killing, 12 inch heels made of recycled dildos caught up with Lady CaCa and it put her ass in a hospital bed. Gaga was forced to cancel three dates on her Born This Way Ball tour on Tuesday, because she said she was hit with a condition called synovitis and can't even walk let alone pop her tuck next to fake butchered meat. Gaga got a few more tests on her hip this morning and learned that she needs surgery, so the rest of her tour has been put in the meat grinder. She was supposed to close her tour on March 20th in Tulsa. Live Nation put out this statement:
Live Nation Global Touring has confirmed that the remainder of the Lady Gaga Born This Way Ball performances have been cancelled. After additional tests this morning to review the severity of the issue, it has been determined that Lady Gaga has a labral tear of the right hip caused by strenuous repetitive movements in her performances. She will need surgery to repair the problem, followed by strict down time to recover. This unfortunately, will force her to cancel the tour, so she can heal. Refunds for the cancelled performances will be available at point of purchase starting Feb 14, 2013.
If you're like me and read "labral" as "labia," then you probably spent a good 30 seconds picturing a torn pussy lip on Lady Gaga's hip.
Gaga should let the doctors do hip surgery on her on stage while she performs. And then for the rest of her tour she can perform from a bedazzled hospital bed and sing into an IV stand microphone while back-up dancers dressed like slutty orderlies twirl around her. I'm actually surprised that she's not doing that. And somebody tell Madonna she can pull the pin out of her Lady Gaga voodoo doll now. Her black magic worked.
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i really sad when i read this news because i get the ticket for this show. Jason Aldean tickets for sale fans can get the tickets at the cheap price.
Submitted by Good Kiddance on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 2:50am.
If Madonna had sold a billion records doesn't mean she is talented.
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Who is your favorite music artist?
Who is your favorite actor?
Who is your favorite author?
PROVE any of them actually have talent. PROVE IT!
You mean you CAN'T???
You have now been schooled in the word subjective as well!
Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 10:22am.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 1:03am.
Who gives a shit about how much she sells? It doesn't mean Vadge is any actual good. Transformers sells a lot of tickets, and we all know it's a giant heap of steaming shit. So is Vadge.
If you have to trot out sales figures instead of actual EVIDENCE of quality, that means that there's no quality.
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As I already stated TALENT IS SUBJECTIVE! (Do you know what the word 'SUBJECTIVE' means?)
Who is your favorite music artist? Who is your favorite actor? Who is your favorite author?
How about you prove those people are talented with actual 'EVIDENCE'! You're personal opinion does not count because it is subjective!
So how about you PROVE anyone in the arts is talented!
What I can prove is that Madonna is by far the most commercially sucessfull female music artist of all time.
Keep being angry over Madonna being more successful then whatever female artist that you PERSONALLY consider more talented even though she will never top Madonna.
CHEERS! ;-)
P.S. Thank you for comparing Madonna's musical career to the Transformers movies which shows how fucking stupid you actually are.
MOST of Madonna's albums have generally gotten good to fantastic reviews from critics while the Transformers films have generally gotten mediocre to poor reviews from critics.
It's good to know your personal opinion trumps that of both professional critics AND what an artist has accomplished.
insanely good news!
now, what do we have to break to prevent all future tours and any sort of a studio career?
This is why I try to stick to wedges and very low heels (if I wear any sort of elevated shoe at all, I mostly stick to flat and sneakers). High heels are the modern corsets and they do horrible damage to our bodies. The stuff Lady Gaga's going to have to deal with health-wise when she's older thanks to her ridiculous footwear? It makes me shudder. This is only the start. I just hope she learns from this before it's too late and starts being kinder to her feet.
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I don't get the Lady Gaga hate. Boo hoo.. she is an attention-seeker? Yeah, let me take time out of my day to get pissed about that.
Dementa, I think the fact that Madonna is still selling out concerts 30 years into her career is enough validation of her quality. If she weren't talented no one would be going back time after time. All you have to do is watch the Blond Ambition tour to know or perhaps listen to her debut album, or Like a Prayer or perhaps Ray of Light to see her artistry at work. She set the bar for what live concerts are today and she is still the barometer for how one measures the success of a female performer.
Lol this is how the downward spiral started for Britney....only that is was knee surgery.
@dementa, I'm sure Madonna is a bitch with a capitol B and I'm not a fan but I am probably one of the few people that thought she was quite good in Evita. Is she the greatest singer, no, but in that movie, she sang. JMO
"And somebofy tell Madoona she can pull the pin out of her Lady Gags voodoo doll. Her black magic worked."
BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
Score a home run for Kabbala! and i had been a gaga fan Im ashamed to say, but her treatment of her PA and her behavior at the deposition straightened me.out.
LONG LIVE MADONNA!!!!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Submitted by Glambert on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 1:03am.
Who gives a shit about how much she sells? It doesn't mean Vadge is any actual good. Transformers sells a lot of tickets, and we all know it's a giant heap of steaming shit. So is Vadge.
If you have to trot out sales figures instead of actual EVIDENCE of quality, that means that there's no quality.
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wishing her a s l o w recovery.
You have to be in top shape to rocket to fame in one piece. Physically, mentally, it takes strength and it takes character and moxie to endure. I suspect this is the moment we'll look back and say, "she started falling apart."
Everything comes too fast and too easy for most of these kids.
I hope she just gets some rest, maybe a little perspective, and I would also hope she considers surgery alternatives. Most people I know who had surgery for joint pain never regained their previous level of physical activity. Pro athletes I have known did PRP or prolotherapy.
Hoped the headline was going to read "Lady Gaga Cancels The Rest Of Her Career" but I'll take tour.
She does some interesting things with her music, I enjoyed her last album at least. It's one of the few neutral things my husband and I can listen to in a car trip without us fighting over which of us has better choices in music. So we just go with Gaga. Not the worlds best or most original, but entertaining non the less, if you let yourself get off the let's hate everything that everyone else on the internet hates band wagon.
She is Innovative like Apple is innovative.. Making something popular doesn't mean you did it first or best.
I think she is innovative and wonderful and wish her a speedy recovery! I believe there was a backlash after she exploded onto the pop culture scene. I'm guessing at some point she was surrounded by too many fucktards (exhibit A: Terry Richardson) and they drained her of the creative juices that had made her such a force of nature. Maybe this surgery is a restart button - a Gaga 2.0 sort of speak.
I write without cynicism or irony; I love Lady Gaga - get well soon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vmhnxVF1GU
This chick and band owned it. GaGa wished she had those chops.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:36pm.
color me shocked. you're kidding?! was this presale just for her website members or open to all for every show on the tour?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by killerswan on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 11:28pm.
Gaga jumped the shark which is probably how she hurt that hip. She has talent but let the "drama" overtake her music. It's a fine line. Madonna needed all the drama because she had no musical talent.
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Talent is subjective.
You claim Madonna has no talent and yet she is the Guinness World record holder for best selling female artist of all time, has the highest grossing tour ever by a solo artist, and has a record 38 Billboard top 10 hits most of which she wrote.(Elvis is in second place and The Beatles are in third Place)
Yet you claim Gaga is talented but most people do view her as a Madonna rip-off.
Cheers!
If Madonna had sold a billion records doesn't mean she is talented. IMO she is nothing more than a slutty whore whose antics on and off stage embarrass anyone with an ounce of class.
All I think of is gaga getting eaten by a lion in that die antwoord video.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
Who still even goes to see her perform at this point? She's been replaced by Adele, who is far more talented and doesn't have to resort to famewhoring fakery to sell seats.
You are yesterdays news, Stefanie....either reinvent yourself, or GTFO.
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Gaga jumped the shark which is probably how she hurt that hip. She has talent but let the "drama" overtake her music. It's a fine line. Madonna needed all the drama because she had no musical talent. Oh well, live and learn. My prescription for Gaga, get of the coke and get in shape, come back and write some good songs. And Morrissey would ask you to put down the meat already.
Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:11pm.
"Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 8:49pm.
She'll be doing nostalgia tours with Beiber at your local Bingo Hall in another month or two."
Oh c'mon now, you're being a little melodramatic. It will be at least 6 or 7 months.
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Lol, ok but then on the eight month they'll be giving blowjobs in truckstop parking lots.
They'll call it The Lot Lizard Tour
Coming to a turnpike near you...BE THERE!
*uses Monster Truck promo voice*
My guess is she has a serious rheumatic disease. Synovitis is not a normal problem for someone her age to have. My money's on rheumatoid arthritis or lupus. And yeah, those shoes are not helping either.
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~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
Agreed.
what a effing cow!
What a dumb bitch, wasting all those animals on her stupid, sucky show that no one wants to see anyway.
Synovitis is Latin for no one's buying tickets to see Lady GaGa anymore. Hence cancelled tour. I call bullshit on this~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:11pm.
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That's what I thought too. Those boots she wears must have given her all sorts of knee and back problems. And she's fallen several times already, the dumb twat.
Anyway, she's so pretentious I doubt she was selling much of anything lately, so what's ailing her, is a moot point.
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In other words she can't sell out the venues, didn't she have to play in parking lots in Sth America? They funniest thing though is all the monsters saying Madonna was to old and going to break a hip, and Gaga actually did. Karma is a bitch.
Here in LA, Madonna plays the Staples Center. Lady Gaga plays Club Nokia. The latter is a sandbox compared to the former. Gaga is not the new Madonna, and never will be.
Madonna is the new Madonna every day.
Bwah ha ha all the Chicago hot messes and little monsters who worship this trick are devastated :D been hearing about it since Monday... Was actually invited to tomorrows show 2 months ago and said hell naw! I don't know what's worst this insufferable hack or her worshippers.
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Side note: I work for a major credit card company and all day I had to deal with people calling in to complain about their credit card not going through on Ticketmaster for presale of the Beyonce Fame Whore tour. Needless to say, it wasn't a cc problem, the tickets had sold out in 3 minutes an were no longer available for purchase. Lots of frustrated and annoyed customers. Some people were shelling out 3 grand for nose bleeds! For 3 grand, my seats better be ON the stage.
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She's probably taking time off to properly do Jenny Craig.
Stupid bitch.
Maybe while she is bedridden she can reflect on the superficiality of her pretentious product, dig deep within herself, and write a good song. Or not.
Submitted by OneLiner on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 8:32pm.
i bet next time Mrs. Carter goes on tour it will be as part of a super-ensemble tour, or a DC reunion, not just her.
whoever said a series of limited run vegas shows the other day also had a good notion...
Gaga may be there too
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
"Recycled dildos".........! Hahahahahahhahah! The first thing I thought of when I read this item earlier was that she walks in fucking ridiculous stilts and she fell.
Or else her tix aren't selling. Could be that.
"Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 8:49pm.
She'll be doing nostalgia tours with Beiber at your local Bingo Hall in another month or two."
Oh c'mon now, you're being a little melodramatic. It will be at least 6 or 7 months.
LOL @ mike.
I'm no doctor, but I don't see how synovitis and a labral tear are related. Also, labral tears go from 1% to 100%; Dwight Howard is currently playing 40 minutes a night with a minor labral tear. A 50% tear hurts but you can still be active. I bet this is an excuse for something else.
Hmmm I wonder if cancelling shows due to medical issue is cheaper than cancelling them outright for poor attendance with the insurance coverage and all.
What happened to her "retiring" to settle down and have kids? Guess she blew (literally) through all that money.
Submitted by mike: "I'll try to get over it."
Hahaha.
Her star and her whole shtick sure seem to be fading fast. If true I am really surprised to hear she's not selling out her venues! It was only what 8(?) months ago she was (fairly or not) ruling the pop scene in a way not seen in a long time. I guess the higher you are the further the fall. She'll be doing nostalgia tours with Beiber at your local Bingo Hall in another month or two.
Caca's over anyway. She's so 2008 and her whole schtick is just pathetic now.
I'll never, ever, never get her.