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A Little Bottle Of Poland Spring!
The little, tiny bottle of Poland Spring never gets any love. Whenever it's given out for free at conventions, orgies, on airplanes or whatever, people usually roll their eyes at it and say, "Ugh, that's barely any water. Give me two!" But the midget member of the Poland Spring family finally got its well-deserved time under the spotlight during Senator Marco Rubio's Republican response to the president's State of the Union aria last night.
The new Watergate was born when in the middle of his speech, Marco Rubio grabbed the Tommy Girl of water bottles and drank from it like he's never drank before. Some were guessing that Marco had the thirsts in a serious way, because maybe he snorted some bad coke before his speech, but it wasn't that. Marco just couldn't go another minute without putting his mouth around that beautiful, alluring and seductive bottle of love. Marco went low and his arm traveled a thousand acres to get to that tiny water bottle (seriously, was that tiny bottle of water on a doll's table in the next room?). Marco had to have it like it was filled with the liquefied kisses of his lovah.
And he doesn't even take his eyes off the camera while drinking from it, which tells you that during oral, he will never unlock his gaze from yours (do with that what you will).
Try to watch this without hearing this song in your head. Marco and his beloved tiny bottle of Poland Spring are my new favorite political it couple.
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ElleDriver, LMAO, what a horrible sound! hahaha
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Anti depressents make you thirsty too.
i've heard...
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
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Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:06pm.
Someone actually edited his dry mouth smacking noises in one long nauseating take:
http://youtu.be/G9uI_kIP3Ys
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, ew!
parkerj - I suggest you try to find a copy of Rush Limbaugh's entire show from today, February 13, 2013. Discover something new about yourself! Listen to him and weep.
To those that have been wondering - the reason why mainstream media is not focusing on Rubio's actual rebuttal is because it was the intelligent, common sense truth spoken by one hot Latin man. The progressives first have to think of how they're going to twist, spin and outright lie about what he said, then they have to get their story straight amongst themselves before actually reporting on it.
It's really funny how light-of-heart you libs can be when mocking and ridiculing an act committed by pure, unadulterated evil instead of actually pointing out the evil itself, i.e. Rubio's speech. I've always admired that about you guys. So brave and courageous. Michael K. is of course not included in this treatise.
kacky - " They aw tawking about it because it is gwoss! Weminded me of a guy... who... suddenwy... gwabbed my bweast so hawd it took my bweaf away!"
Too bad they aren't talking about the very handsome Democrat Senator Robert Menendez of New Jersey and his somewhat shady involvement with the huge Democrat donor and supplier (not to mention super sexy AND sleazy. Yummy!) Dr. Salomon Fraudster Melgen of Florida - along with their many trips to the Dominican Republic and that country's huge supply of underage prostitutes. Do you think these two blobs cheered each other on while grinding their grotesque and self-centered oafishness into baby pussy? Oh, and one of the honorable Senator's volunteer intern's was an illegal immigrant and registered sex offender. When Federal agents were going to pick up and deport the honorable Senator's Boy Friday, they were told by DHS (translation: the noble dyke Janet Nepolitano) to hold it off until after the election. That last part comes from the Associated Press btw.
I agree with princesspoppy, this clip does not capture the situation at all. If you watched the speech it felt like he spent forever taking that sip of water because he had been fidgeting and licking his lips for most of his speech by then. It was a train wreak, so by the time you got to the crash everything was moving in slow motion so the sip of water felt very significant and awkward.
I think it took him so long to get a sip of water because they had to go make an intern run and get some.
Submitted by ElleDriver on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 3:06pm.
Someone actually edited his dry mouth smacking noises in one long nauseating take:
http://youtu.be/G9uI_kIP3Ys
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Gross and THANKS! I didn't get to watch it last night.
I sometimes work with the elderly - this old man mouth smacking thing is more annoying than piss smell and random farts while talking to me.
He looks like that Jon guy who had all those kids with that feral mange cat.
Someone actually edited his dry mouth smacking noises in one long nauseating take:
http://youtu.be/G9uI_kIP3Ys
Always knew Rubio sucked -now we know he swallows to
A Disco On The Outskirts Of Frisco
They're talking about it because it was gross! Reminded me of a guy I met once, who, on our first date, suddenly and without warning grabbed my breast, in public, so hard it took my breath away. Oafish and self-centered. That once sip told me all I need to know about Marco "Dubya" Rubio.
PS I'm right near Poland Spring and sadly, a lot of the bottled stuff comes from elsewhere in the state. It is good honest well water though.
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Cockadouche!
I can't believe someone taking a motherfucking sip of water is being discussed by the mainstream media. (Can I believe it's being discussed by Michael K? Of course. And I mean that in a good way.) Obama could have paused and taken a sip of a Big Gulp in the middle of his speech and everyone would have been all, "Look how effortlessly he sipped that. Marvelous, just stupendous." Jesus.
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Told my husband last night that he reminded me of an 8th-grader giving a book report.
Product placements in State of the Union Speeches could just solve the deficit problem.
Why haven't the Jews thought of this before?
Marco Rubio is my home boy!
Is it just me, or is this guy kinda hot? I thought his water-snatching move was smooth. I don't watch any of this SOTU crap, I freaking HATE it when they jump up to clap every 2 minutes.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 11:20am.
I can see Taran Killam playing him shoving the fries in his mouth!!!!
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LOL!! :D
Stop being humorless, people. You can pay attention to the SOTU and enjoy the most ridiculous slurp of all time.
I think it's the alternating glance betweeen the bottle and the camera that makes it so funny.
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Submitted by MeowMeow on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 11:33am.
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Meanwhile, there's a cruise ship out in the middle of nowhere, listing, no power, raw sewage running all over the place, no a/c, no food, people sleeping on deck. Two poor people I went to school with are onboard the goddamned thing. Terrible.
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one man's terrible is another man's terribly funny.
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LMAO @ the tommy girl if water bottles
By all means, let's focus on a guy taking a sip of water instead of the crapper this country has fallen into.
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I can't believe someone taking a motherfucking sip of water is being discussed by the mainstream media. (Can I believe it's being discussed by Michael K? Of course. And I mean that in a good way.) Obama could have paused and taken a sip of a Big Gulp in the middle of his speech and everyone would have been all, "Look how effortlessly he sipped that. Marvelous, just stupendous." Jesus.
Meanwhile, there's a cruise ship out in the middle of nowhere, listing, no power, raw sewage running all over the place, no a/c, no food, people sleeping on deck. Two poor people I went to school with are onboard the goddamned thing. Terrible.
Whamo! You know what? I think you just wrote the piece for SNL!!
I can see Taran Killam playing him shoving the fries in his mouth!!!!
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Now I can't stop thinking of having a line up of little bottles while expecting my lovah to give me oral. or this guy HAHAHAHA
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Such a funny post MK. Y'all made me LAWL, you can hear it on the radio programs Frequently like on NPR. Guests become all dry mouthed And you can hear their mouth sticking together as they speak, Gosh it's uncomfortable. It's nerves, plain and simple. The way you described his arm reaching for the water bottle ha ha ha ha...
i don't know this brand but...
OH MY GOODNESS how i loved those tiny PET bottles as a kid. they were the shit.
Ha! That was just weird. They didn't stage that very well.
PrincessPoppy, your description made me LOL. Poor guy.
Hekki, It was hard to watch because he hax a slow motion meltdown. It started with his lips sticking to his teeth and gums. Then he got out of breath from trying to wet his mouth. Then he started wiping sweat from his brow and upper lip. I was yelling hold it together man! When he went for the water he looked like a deer in headlights.
tnankfully i missed all of this...
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Well, I didn't know that taking a sip of water was a farking crime. If anyone is speaking to an audience, it is perfectly acceptable to stop and drink for a second. Why not?
And those little bottles are extremely wasteful.
he learned from Lilo, that weren't no water in that there bottle!
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Bottled water quickie porn!
Edit: parkerj, I do believe I love you.
Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:47am.
Wow...what a silly assed country we've become that sipping a bottle of water during a rebuttal is talked about more than what the guy said. Or more importantly, that our lying ass leader gave a SOTU while we have rising inflation, rising unemployment and a stagnant economy.
The Idiocracy is in full swing.
Oh yeah, I didn't watch either one, cause Obama is a known liar...and the GOP, blech. I did watch Rand Paul's rebuttal though.
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Since when does blaming government for ALL the ails of a capitalistic system ever make sense? The few percentage points of taxes up or down does not, have not made our business leaders suddenly come up with thoughtful business models that make more sense in the era of globalization.
For me, it was simply this piece. I did not bother to watch the SOTU, as I know my own sucks, and appears to be going to continue that trend. I did, however, watch this clip while playing the song, re-reading the words MK wrote, and giggling my ass off.
Bad news we have aplenty, giggles--not so much...MK helps us find the funny.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:36am.
Wow, that was pretty professional!
In the next sentence he crams a few fries in his mouth.
-hilarious!
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I give him a D- on the speech as a whole. Too fast, and boring. The drink thing didn't help, either.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:36am.
Wow, that was pretty professional!
In the next sentence he crams a few fries in his mouth.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow...what a silly assed country we've become that sipping a bottle of water during a rebuttal is talked about more than what the guy said. Or more importantly, that our lying ass leader gave a SOTU while we have rising inflation, rising unemployment and a stagnant economy.
The Idiocracy is in full swing.
Oh yeah, I didn't watch either one, cause Obama is a known liar...and the GOP, blech. I did watch Rand Paul's rebuttal though.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:38am.
Well I've surfed around and between the re-hydration and the smoldering embers in Big Bear, no one is really talking about anybody else last night.
It's like the empty chair all over again isn't it!
That was the only unscripted part of that bland, regurgitated platitudes of a speech.
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Well I've surfed around and between the re-hydration and the smoldering embers in Big Bear, no one is really talking about anybody else last night.
You are so funny MK
Wow, that was pretty professional!
In the next sentence he crams a few fries in his mouth.