Here’s Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at the Lakers game at the Staples Center in L.A. last night and there’s a good reason for why she looks like she’s smelling random coochie fumes wafting off of his crotch. Sara Leal, the side trick who Ashton cheated on Demi Moore with, is telling Star Magazine (via HL) that his wandering peen is still wandering from side ho to side ho and one of his side hos is her friend’s friend’s friend.
Sara says that not too long ago one of her friends (let’s call her my favorite name Concepcion) showed her a picture that Concepcion’s friend (let’s call her my other favorite name Chardonnay) sent her. The picture was of Ashton Kutcher in his pajamas and Chardonnay claims that her friend (let’s call her my other other favorite name Everleigh) took it, because Everleigh is doing him part-time. Sara tells Star that she didn’t totally believe Chardonnay at first, but Chardonnay has been inside of Ashton’s house in L.A. when he was there with Everleigh. Sara put it like this:
“It could just be an innocent picture, but I think it’s also possible he’s not dating Mila exclusively. Not just because of that photo, but because he’s cheated before. That would definitely be a red flag for me, if I were dating someone who’d cheated on their wife. I would hate for Mila to have the same experience as Demi. I wouldn’t wish that situation on anyone. Once a cheater, always a cheater. If I were Mila, I’d be careful.”
So to recap: Sara thinks Ashton is fucking around on Mila, because she saw a picture of him in his pajamas that Everleigh sent to Chardonnay who sent to Concepcion who showed it to Sarah. CONFUSING! Let’s make this simple: Ashton is doing Mila, Concepcion, Everleigh, Chardonnay and everybody else, because he is a slut who can’t stop slutting. There, glad we could clear that up.
And more importantly, is that Shia LaBeouf’s goddess of a mother next to that slut Ashton?