Ashton Kutcher Might Be Cheating On Mila Kunis Already
Here's Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis at the Lakers game at the Staples Center in L.A. last night and there's a good reason for why she looks like she's smelling random coochie fumes wafting off of his crotch. Sara Leal, the side trick who Ashton cheated on Demi Moore with, is telling Star Magazine (via HL) that his wandering peen is still wandering from side ho to side ho and one of his side hos is her friend's friend's friend.
Sara says that not too long ago one of her friends (let's call her my favorite name Concepcion) showed her a picture that Concepcion's friend (let's call her my other favorite name Chardonnay) sent her. The picture was of Ashton Kutcher in his pajamas and Chardonnay claims that her friend (let's call her my other other favorite name Everleigh) took it, because Everleigh is doing him part-time. Sara tells Star that she didn't totally believe Chardonnay at first, but Chardonnay has been inside of Ashton's house in L.A. when he was there with Everleigh. Sara put it like this:
“It could just be an innocent picture, but I think it’s also possible he’s not dating Mila exclusively. Not just because of that photo, but because he’s cheated before. That would definitely be a red flag for me, if I were dating someone who’d cheated on their wife. I would hate for Mila to have the same experience as Demi. I wouldn’t wish that situation on anyone. Once a cheater, always a cheater. If I were Mila, I’d be careful."
So to recap: Sara thinks Ashton is fucking around on Mila, because she saw a picture of him in his pajamas that Everleigh sent to Chardonnay who sent to Concepcion who showed it to Sarah. CONFUSING! Let's make this simple: Ashton is doing Mila, Concepcion, Everleigh, Chardonnay and everybody else, because he is a slut who can't stop slutting. There, glad we could clear that up.
And more importantly, is that Shia LaBeouf's goddess of a mother next to that slut Ashton?
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With another dude, right? Why have i always gotten the feeling that Ashton & Bruce Willis were the real couple? I'm crazy.
He's not in Wilmer Valderama's league of scumbag...yet.
My two cents worth: The picture Chardonay took of Everleigh and sent to Sara (is that how that went?) is probably an OLD picture. People are shits and will do whatever they can to be in the limelight.
Body language says a lot. These two dig each. I think they are very much exclusive. Neither one needs the other to exist in Hollywood, there's no reason to act like a couple if they aren't. They will break up in time, they all do.
I think Ashton was really miserable with Demi. I think she was very jealous and insecure and constantly dieting, and going to the plastic surgeon and spending ever second of every day popping diet pills and drugs and asking Ashton if he loved her and was she hot? And are you looking at that 20 year old girl over there? Do you think she's prettier than me? Calling him 500 times a day and making sure he never worked on any one project that took him away from her for too long. I think he probably told her a million times he was going to live his life and she refused to let go. So he ended up screwing anything that moved just to break OUT. Was it nice? No. Was it mature? No. But I can't imagine living with that.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:19am.
I'm still trying to quit the dick, but it's hard (no pun intended).
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LOL! Yes, it's difficult to quit the dick when it's hard ;)
Yeah, Mila looks really into him, much more than she ever was with Macauley Culkin. With Mac, she looked like she was babysitting. I don't blame her for being dickmatized though, because although I don't find Ashton hot, he IS tall, straight, with a masculine build. Most actors look like Tinkerbell. I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually get married or have a baby together. She's probably the type that feels like "He won't cheat on me because I'm different and I don't take no shit." Girl, keep walking around in your sweatpants and puffy PMS face and see what's going on in 5 years.
Mila is gorgeous, but I totally think she is prego. Demi is gonna fly thru the roof when she finds out.
Cheating D-bags are the most PATHETIC of all D-bags.
How hard is it to first END a fucking relationship before fucking on somebody else??
Loser.
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If she got super skinny she would look like a Zeta Reticuli Grey, what with those eyes and all.
He may be a jerk but he's a good looking jerk. No denying that.
I like the fact that he's a Lakers fan. Now if I see him wearing a Yankees cap come baseball season I will be the first to declare him a douche.
If he's wearing Red Sox I will forgive his cheating ways;)
Happy Valentine's Day sluts!
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Chardonnay and Everleigh....love it to death!!! I was watching this hilarious comedy about a guy who inherited his uncles pimp biz amd all the ho's were called Chlamydia and Ghonneralwart.....sooo funny anywho she is too good for this no talent dickhead hope she wakes up soon!
good to see that michael scott, though unemployed & disheveled, can still score hot seats at a lakers game.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Maybe she's preggo? I don't think she's fat - at all! - but she's had that puffy, slightly nauseated face for a while now, like she's fighting the morning sickness. But maybe she's just fighting her Russian peasant babushka genes (hey - we all have some lousy genes in us somewhere. I inherited knobby knees and a high likelihood of getting alzheimers)
He has craaaapy posture in these photos. Shoulders back & stand up straight, douche-boy!
I wish there were even more people involved, so we could hear more of MK's favorite names. That was the most interesting and hilarious part of this story.
He's an idiot. Plain and simple.
On the other hand, have you seen this girl without make-up and spanx?
As they say in Brooklyn...so where's the picksha?
Doesn't everyone in Hollywood cheat anyway?
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
This comes as a complete and total shock!
-said no one
Douches like this are better off being honest and saying that they are douches who want to spread their peen around like the flu virus. Then fully informed females can either decide to get on the merry-go-round, or stay the hell away.
gross, why would she date kelso.
i guess she's been hooked on his dick like a fish since the 70s show
Thumb 11. Did she have work done??
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She's going to battle the chunk her whole life. She's short and has the body for it. Bet that's why she smokes like a chimney. Bet she's on a strict diet. Wait until she gets preggers! It's not going to be pretty.
Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:40pm.
Is there any one in Holywood with worse taste then Mila?
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Yes, JBlow. She's dating Gay Ghost and was married to Skeletor. She beats Mila by a mile.
I admit I don't know very much about Kutcher. I understood the douche talk in regards to his treatment of Demi but it seems many posters (and sites and bloggers) have been thinking of him as a douche for years. Then I heard about his relationship with January Jones, though not in detail so I'm still kind of confused about his douchery and the degree of his douchery. Therefore, I kind of agree with Daniee. He was with Demi for a long time and when The Big and Very Public Cheating Incident happened he seemed quite over it all. As for Mila, she has said that nobody ever asks her out. She said this after she had gone to that military ball. Men just didn't approach her. Maybe that's one reason why she's with Ashton now. That and possibly a first crush back in the days of their tv show.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:19am.
I hear you. It's really sad, because if I was as hot as Mila, damn, you'd think she could get some hot dick that didn't want anyone but her..
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I think Asston would be a better match for another douche like himself...only a fem version, like that Taylor Swift, who calls herself a Kuntry Singer.
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Asston hasn't been a model since the 1990's. He's in his 30's now and his face and body look like it. There's some pudge under his shirt.
Is that sara leal trick shopping a reality show or something?
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:19am.
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CSG, wow, you're a really good purveyor (almost like a dealer) of magical dick. My goodness! I'd definitely come to the booth to hear more. Lol yeah, we all know what you mean, even though that sounded like meth dick, sold! ;)
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Mila, what are you thinking? He's a douche, you can do so much better.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/14/2013 - 12:03am.
i'm not getting on the "chunky" train with you but her face does look kinda swollen. i skipped reading the first part of MK's post at first and thought these were photos of Crotcher and the other girl (my previous comment about him grabbing the ass not being "innocent"). did not realize that was Kunis at first.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
So many great comments... LMAO @ Chardonnai with an I.
It would definitely be a red flag for me, too, if I were the person who helped Ashton cheat on his wife.
Once a cheater.......
I would advise Mila to run as far and fast as she can because of his history of douchebaggery, but it's pretty obvious she has an extreme case of dickmatization. Poor girl, I totally understand. Had a horrible case of it myself - when you're in the middle of a full-blown dickmatization episode, nothing your family, friends or loved ones say will matter. It's worse then any drug, cause all you think about is the dick, when you're going to get the dick, where's the dick when it's not in you, etc. etc. etc. It's completely debilitating, yet the best surge of endorphins EVER when you have THE DICK. I'm still trying to quit the dick, but it's hard (no pun intended). Good luck Mila, wish there was a 12 step program for us.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:59pm
*side eyes Whamo* This isn't chunk, crazy mcgoopypants:
http://dlisted.com/node/48881/images/wenn20130282.jpg
Submitted by Bossy on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 11:03pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:59pm.
Mila sure seems to be fighting the chunk, her face is rounding out and she's not as slim as she was.
What is everybody on tonight?? Look at her legs in all of the pictures, they're super slim. There is no chunk, anywhere. She has cheeks because that's the way her face is, like Christina Ricci.
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Lol, I don't know Bossy..her face has definitely gotten rounder than it was and she seems to be hiding a widening mid section. Her legs are skinny though you're right there. She use to be super slim all around but between her face and her mid section and the fact she's still really young she seems to be..fighting the chunk. Hey JMO :P
*dives into his Dlisted foxhole*
In other astonishing news, water is wet.
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Guys are funny , they will fess up and give you all kinds of info on the FIRST DATE! Ask him if he cheated on anyone in the past , and if he says yes , walk away. let him be someone else's problem.
Mila is stupid for a ) dating him and b) walking around looking like twinsies
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Two court side seats at a Lakers game...about 6k. That's even when the team is struggling.
Wonder if he came out of pocket...or got the hook-up.(?)
Some Hollywood dude is fucking everything his fame will get him?!
*yawn*
I'm pretty sure Mila has "options" as well.
They're probably fuck buddies anyway.
Oh Jeez. This guy is a cheater, he will not change.
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Submitted by lislop on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:31pm.
Mila is way too good-looking for him. He's out of his league.
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Really? He's a douche but I think he's infinitely better-looking than she is. She's always got bags under her eyes, has a bizarre philtrum and is developing puffy babushka face. He's still very much a tall pretty boy with a nice body.
He might not be cheating. Maybe they have an open relationship. Ashton also strikes me as the guy who thinks it's really cool to hang out at home in his pjs, smokin' weed and lecturing a bunch of young, dumb hos.
I would say that that is NOT Shia Labeouf's mother. Shia's mother was featured quite a lot in a season of Project Greenlight. While this woman has a similar look, she is but a minion to Shayna Labeouf's goddess aura power.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:59pm.
Mila sure seems to be fighting the chunk, her face is rounding out and she's not as slim as she was.
What is everybody on tonight?? Look at her legs in all of the pictures, they're super slim. There is no chunk, anywhere. She has cheeks because that's the way her face is, like Christina Ricci.
Submitted by lislop on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 10:31pm.
Mila is way too good-looking for him. He's out of his league.
Right, because his stint as a fashion model and print ads for Calvin Klein totally mean he's hideous. Come on, he may be douchey but saying Mila is out of his league because of looks is taking it too far.
Mila sure seems to be fighting the chunk, her face is rounding out and she's not as slim as she was.
Asston's a douche but she's a dope with god-awful taste in men.
I read yesterday that AK was a big part of the reason Gotye's music got so big in the US--apparently, he tweeted about it early on and he's SO influential what with all his followers. I knew he was big on Twitter but that kind of shocked me.
Asstain is really a hotness vampire, isn't he? Demi Moore turned into an insane stick insect after getting with him, and now Mila is losing her looks.
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I was thinking- Who could be worse than Kutcher and McCauley Culkin?- but then you guys came along and reminded me that, yes, there is worse.
I don't think Mila is that hot anymore. She's still pretty, but her looks have really hit a wall in the last year or so. As far as Ashton goes, I've always been somewhat indifferent to him. He's a tool, but there are others in Hollywood who are much worse.
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lol at these comments! Cut to Eddie Cibrian texting Asstain for names and phone numbers. Maybe Mila and Falcor can do lunch.
That does look like Shia's mother sitting next to them. Good eye!
Mila is way too good-looking for him. He's out of his league.
Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 9:40pm.
Is there any one in Holywood with worse taste then Mila?
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